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Did You Know Chickens Worry About The Future?

 
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I've always loved chickens but now I don't think I could ever eat one again. cry

"Chickens don't just live in the present, but can anticipate the future and demonstrate self-control, something previously attributed only to humans and other primates, according to a recent study."

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This one really got me...

Chickens talk to their unborn babies.
In a natural setting, a mother hen will cluck to her chicks before they have even hatched and they will churp back to her and to each other through their shells

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with all the shit happening in the world you post this drivel? Makes me want to wish away all humans. We're fucked if you represent 0.000000001 of the human population.
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I heard they have nightmares about somebody called Col. Sanders.
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I heard they have nightmares about somebody called Col. Sanders.
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LOL
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I heard they have nightmares about somebody called Col. Sanders.
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How in the hell do the chicks survive in the shell with no air? I'm an old man, and I've never considered this before.
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The eggshell is permeable to air. Inside the shell between the fluid and the shell is a skin or sac that allows air to pass through but holds moisture in
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How in the hell do the chicks survive in the shell with no air? I'm an old man, and I've never considered this before.
 Quoting: last one


The eggshell is permeable to air. Inside the shell between the fluid and the shell is a skin or sac that allows air to pass through but holds moisture in
 Quoting: IDW 69537388


fucking alien babies, that's why we eat them...
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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I could go for some chicken right about now
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How in the hell do the chicks survive in the shell with no air? I'm an old man, and I've never considered this before.
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The eggshell is permeable to air. Inside the shell between the fluid and the shell is a skin or sac that allows air to pass through but holds moisture in
 Quoting: IDW 69537388


Amazing
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How in the hell do the chicks survive in the shell with no air? I'm an old man, and I've never considered this before.
 Quoting: last one


The eggshell is permeable to air. Inside the shell between the fluid and the shell is a skin or sac that allows air to pass through but holds moisture in
 Quoting: IDW 69537388


fucking alien babies, that's why we eat them...
 Quoting: Citizenperth


The kids in New York always used to say that little bit of white you always see when you crack open an egg was rooster cum. I didn't eat eggs for a whole year until a farmer told me commercial eggs are unfertilized.
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How in the hell do the chicks survive in the shell with no air? I'm an old man, and I've never considered this before.
 Quoting: last one


The eggshell is permeable to air. Inside the shell between the fluid and the shell is a skin or sac that allows air to pass through but holds moisture in
 Quoting: IDW 69537388


Amazing
 Quoting: Astral Goat

Yes, it is. nature has some pretty amazing designs.
Have you ever smelled rotten eggs? You can smell them even before they're cracked open. If they weren't permeable they'd explode when they rotted.

If you rub some oil on them or dip them in wax, an egg will last a year and stay fresh. It will taste a little off, but not too bad.
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How in the hell do the chicks survive in the shell with no air? I'm an old man, and I've never considered this before.
 Quoting: last one

Old or young, there are plenty of thing we don't know. If people would realize this instead of acting like a know it all moron, the world would be a much better place to live.
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My chickens will come hang out with me when I am working in the Yard.
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My chickens come in the house to get me so I can go dig up worms for them. They do this from spring until fall! They also have a hierarchy of likes. Slugs reign supreme over worms and worms reign supreme over dried mealworm and dried mealworm is acceptable when there isn't anymore worms or slugs.

They are most certainly forward thinkers....ALL animals are conscious, sentient beings. Just because scientists haven't figured it out yet, does not mean it isn't so. Anyone that cares for animals in a loving and humane manner definitely knows that animals are incredibly conscious and emotional. All of them!

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yes!!!
This is all a joke!!
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I could go for some chicken right about now
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I'm a thigh man myself, but I like legs and breasts too
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How in the hell do the chicks survive in the shell with no air? I'm an old man, and I've never considered this before.
 Quoting: last one

Old or young, there are plenty of thing we don't know. If people would realize this instead of acting like a know it all moron, the world would be a much better place to live.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69538211


When I think of something like this the very first thing I do is try to find out the answer. I'm kind of obsessed that way. I knew the air through the shell thing when I was five or six but still thought a hen had to be knocked up to lay an egg until I was 12 or so.
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I could go for some chicken right about now
 Quoting: El Penguino


I'm a thigh man myself, but I like legs and breasts too
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With some hot sauce
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for the peeps that were asking about oxygen for eggs?

they don't need it.

the whole vesicle is made to encapsulate life for the period that is needed.

the embryo encapsulation has food and nutrients, and oxygen making enzymes for the life needed before hatching.

look it up ;)

or watch star trek or something for life pods....

lmao

Last Edited by CitizenPerth™ on 06/18/2015 01:00 AM
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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for the peeps that were asking about oxygen for eggs?

they don't need it.

the whole vesicle is made to encapsulate life for the period that is needed.

the embryo encapsulation has food and nutrients, and oxygen making enzymes for the life needed before hatching.

look it up ;)

or watch star trek or something for life pods....

lmao
 Quoting: Citizenperth


bs, they are part fish.
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for the peeps that were asking about oxygen for eggs?

they don't need it.

the whole vesicle is made to encapsulate life for the period that is needed.

the embryo encapsulation has food and nutrients, and oxygen making enzymes for the life needed before hatching.

look it up ;)

or watch star trek or something for life pods....

lmao
 Quoting: Citizenperth


bs, they are part fish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69536191


bingo.. requiring no oxygenation... you do know that most mammals are Anaerobic before birth right?
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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I have a mobile chicken house with attached cage.

The house and cage have several hatches that I can open, and close, and depending on the location of the house/pen will determine which hatch I expect them to use when entering or exiting.

The Chickens get to "free-range" in the yard when I am outside.

What is interesting is when I move the House/cage to a different location and choose a different hatch for them to use to get in.

They are not too quick at problem or puzzle solving, and its funny to watch then get pissed when the are trying to figure out how to get back into their pen.

They will march back and forth having a little chicken tantrum until they finally figure out the new path?

Just like people I guess?
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no they don't
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Yes they do!! Mine anticipate their feed everyday. They know if they stick around me long enough, the fresh feed with the goodies will come.

And they do talk to their chicks in the shell. And I've heard the chicks peeping inside of the shell a day or two prior to hatch.
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All hail the chickens, but i think you'll find humans worry about the future too.
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all animals worry about the future

if the creature has eyes then it has a soul and an inteligent human like mind

that includes fish, insects, birds

animals also dream and plan and fear and have a sense of humor
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All hail the chickens, but i think you'll find humans worry about the future too.
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no they don't
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I have to agree. That's too over the top. Only man is capable of that.
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all animals worry about the future

if the creature has eyes then it has a soul and an inteligent human like mind

that includes fish, insects, birds

animals also dream and plan and fear and have a sense of humor
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69221791


No, they do not have souls. They have spirits. That is not to say the spirit couldn't be taken to heaven if God wills it. But souls are reserved for humans. It's in the Bible.
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thank god we only eat the chicken period....
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You eat the period? I prefer the meat myself.
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One of my chickens was pigging out on berries that I have growing on a bush in the yard.

Then she got the hiccups, I didn't know chickens could get the hiccups?

She looked kinda perplexed and confused about it?
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Can I eat the Eggs and not feel Bad?
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Yes. Eggs are the same as a human's period. The unfertilized egg is dumped from the body.
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Um, gee... Thanks for not sugar coating that. Not really sure that's how I want to think of my delicious scrambled eggs on Sunday mornings...

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One of my chickens was pigging out on berries that I have growing on a bush in the yard.

Then she got the hiccups, I didn't know chickens could get the hiccups?

She looked kinda perplexed and confused about it?
 Quoting: Anus the Heinous




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Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

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or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

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no they don't
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oh yes they do!




chickens do not have a neo cortex and thus are incapable of thinking about the future..

please stop confusing thinking about the future with programmed situational responses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26189457


So you're saying that every possible even they might encounter is pre-programmed into their little chicken brains? If you keep poultry, you'll find they do appear to reason out situations and are far more intelligent than, say, turkeys, who are, basically, thick as two planks.

Your point re the neo-cortex is noted, but do we really know everything about brain function in all species? It's not long ago scientists were emphatic that dogs couldn't see in colour and that cattle don't have a fear response. If you still believe that last one, just visit the holding pens at your local abbatoir.





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