How In The Hell Can My Wife Go Through Six Rolls Of Toilet Paper A Day?

she might be lactose intolerant!

Are you feeding her Hot Pockets?

Heavy bleeder?
Padding the mellons?
Packin some back?

Id ditch her as soon as TSHTF or sooner.

Oh for F**k's sake. Be happy she isn't into buying diamonds and shutup!

She got a hairy ass crack?

Giving some away to a broke friend maybe?

Is she bleeding and unwilling to get medical care she needs?

Or is she suffering from psychological malady that makes her feel unclean and she perpetually wiper her anus or vagina multiple times per day?

Is she using toilet paper as a pad or tampon? women have been known to do such things for unknown reasons.

Get her a bidet. It is cleaner, no rolls of toilet paper from BJ's Wholesale or Costco or whatever Americans like to roll out of those warehouses in crates. It is ridiculous.

A bidet and some Johnson and Johnson liquid soap and she will be fresh all the time, everytime.

Just sayin'...

Anal leakage?

Does she have a big ass?

Selling them on E-bay.

Hemmroids maybe?
Have her see a Dr.

Op's wife



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Maybe she's a prepper

She uses them to clean up Chad's mess.

Asking your wife this rather than GLP, may increase the probability of yeilding the correct answer.

She has AIDS, sorry man :( Sending positive vibes.

It's a woman thing. Been single a year and have bought it once. Before that it would be once a month.

This will sound like a joke but I assure you it is not. There are many women out there who have a serious problem where they cannot stop eating toilet paper. Due to the nature of this illness they will angrily deny it, you need to catch them with a hidden video camera.

I shared a house with several roommates many years ago, there was a woman there who had this condition. She would eat ALL the toilet paper in the house in a day, while everyone else was away. I mean, she would go into all the bathrooms and just grab every roll and then... Eat them. Can't make this stuff up, Google it if you don't believe me.

Maybe she is sick of the shit.

Maybe she as a fat ass and a lot of diarrhea, diabetic or pisses a lot and lots of vagina secretions. Get her a bidet already.

She's been blowing her nose instead of you know who.

Why are you asking random people on a conspiracy forum...? You're married and you can't ask her a simple question?

N0 shit.

Maybe she's a prepper.

Is anything else disappearing in amazing quantities?

Say paper towels.

Perhaps cinnamon toast and chicken pot pies.

Damn, that's a jaw dropping number.

Is the food going right through her or something like that? I know before I really clamped down on what I eat I was like that. Goodness knows I can only imagine how much of a pain in the ass it'd be if I had eaten breakfast and lunch.

She's probably out t.p.ING the hood.

Good times.