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Obama Issues New Executive Order To Ban Coffee, Cigarettes, Anxiety Medicine, and Tattoos

 
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All that and no banning first ladies with a penis?
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Re: Obama Issues New Executive Order To Ban Coffee, Cigarettes, Anxiety Medicine, and Tattoos

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Excuse me, I don't normally talk like this, but assuming you are old enough to have any idea how law works..: Are you fucking retarded?
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He can have my coffee and cigarettes when he claws them from my cold dead hands.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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Excuse me, I don't normally talk like this, but assuming you are old enough to have any idea how law works..: Are you fucking retarded?
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Just posting the video. I don't know where he is getting this from.
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Imagine if people did not get their coffee!
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Imagine if people did not get their coffee!
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War would break out.
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Re: Obama Issues New Executive Order To Ban Coffee, Cigarettes, Anxiety Medicine, and Tattoos
Which would cause the most problems no coffee or no cigarettes?
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Which would cause the most problems no coffee or no cigarettes?
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coffee
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Re: Obama Issues New Executive Order To Ban Coffee, Cigarettes, Anxiety Medicine, and Tattoos

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At he end of the video,he states "this is all satire..."
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Which would cause the most problems no coffee or no cigarettes?
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For me both. But, the lack of coffee would be outrageous. Gotta have a few cups of Joe.
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Total FAIL! This thread is F-ing retarded!

NO WAY, Jose, is Ocommie gonna stick it to his uberlib buddies at Starbucks.

NO WAY, Jose, is Ocommie gonna screw over his big pharma buddies. (They make a FORTUNE on anti-depressant drugs AND nicotine patches.)

This is bullcrap!
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Or hes giving a heads up that those things wont be around much longer.sometimes truth is disquised as humor.
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Re: Obama Issues New Executive Order To Ban Coffee, Cigarettes, Anxiety Medicine, and Tattoos

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At he end of the video,he states "this is all satire..."
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OP posted a video s/he DIDN'T EVEN WATCH!!

This is a ONE-STAR THREAD if there ever was one!!
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I take it you didn't watch the full vid?
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Re: Obama Issues New Executive Order To Ban Coffee, Cigarettes, Anxiety Medicine, and Tattoos

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At he end of the video,he states "this is all satire..."
 Quoting: TruthTeller 29171680




OP posted a video s/he DIDN'T EVEN WATCH!!

This is a ONE-STAR THREAD if there ever was one!!
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I watched it, thought it would start a discussion. I can have my fake doom too.
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Mods need to pull this thread as pure lies and conjecture.

No way in hell could this be true.
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Mods need to pull this thread as pure lies and conjecture.

No way in hell could this be true.
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Its a satire, relax. You a coffee drinker?
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Excuse me, I don't normally talk like this, but assuming you are old enough to have any idea how law works..: Are you fucking retarded?
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^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^ eo.s are for the regulatory agencies under the executive branch Not laws! He can go fuck his gay, muslim self.
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I take it you didn't watch the full vid?
 Quoting: SN7

Yeah, at end when he says "this is all satire"


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Fake news...

In other words, GLP MEGA PERMA PIN!





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