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Maybe it's time to invade Canada

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/26/2017 12:22 AM
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Maybe it's time to invade Canada
We've been invading shithole countries for decades. It never does us any good.

I propose we anex Canada. We can carve it up into 6 or 8 States. We'd get the oil.

Further, any US citizen who volunteers for the invasion should get 100 acres and a reindeer.

Trudeau gets exiled to Cuba.

Hockey gets banned.

Any Canadian who pledges allegiance to the US gets citizenship.
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06/26/2017 12:24 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
We would just burn down the wh yet again. Good luck with that
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06/26/2017 12:26 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
We would just burn down the wh yet again. Good luck with that
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You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper sack.
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06/26/2017 12:29 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
We would just burn down the wh yet again. Good luck with that
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You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper sack.
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Come on up. We will win you over with our cold beer and warm women.
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
We would just burn down the wh yet again. Good luck with that
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You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper sack.
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hesright
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06/26/2017 12:30 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Come on up. We will win you over with our cold beer and warm women.
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Canadian women are fucking cunts
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06/26/2017 12:30 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
We've been invading shithole countries for decades. It never does us any good.

I propose we anex Canada. We can carve it up into 6 or 8 States. We'd get the oil.

Further, any US citizen who volunteers for the invasion should get 100 acres and a reindeer.

Trudeau gets exiled to Cuba.

Hockey gets banned.

Any Canadian who pledges allegiance to the US gets citizenship.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37321817


With Trumps policies I'm all in.

Canada is a socialist taxed to death shithole.
"Do the Shit out of what you Love"
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06/26/2017 12:42 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
We've been invading shithole countries for decades. It never does us any good.

I propose we anex Canada. We can carve it up into 6 or 8 States. We'd get the oil.

Further, any US citizen who volunteers for the invasion should get 100 acres and a reindeer.

Trudeau gets exiled to Cuba.

Hockey gets banned.

Any Canadian who pledges allegiance to the US gets citizenship.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37321817


With Trumps policies I'm all in.

Canada is a socialist taxed to death shithole.
 Quoting: chrisvet


So it isnt an invasion. It's a liberation! Even better. Americans feel better about dropping bombs and firing depleted uranium shells into the earth when we're liberating people from oppression.
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06/26/2017 12:43 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
lol do it.

you already hate us that much
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06/26/2017 12:44 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
and if you lose, kek gets to carve up your homeland
chrisvet

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06/26/2017 12:44 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
lol do it.

you already hate us that much
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Not so much on the hockey ban or the nukes, but yep. I'm all for a Canada run by Trump.
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06/26/2017 12:45 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
I'm sure we could find many allies in Canada. Perhaps we arm them and send in some delta to lead the assualt.
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06/26/2017 12:47 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
The problem is we also get the stupid motherfuckers that are in the country. I don't know if they're worthy of America.
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You have more stupid left wing moron motherfuckers in your nation than the entire population of Canada.

Fact.

Last Edited by ChrisVet on 06/26/2017 12:47 AM
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06/26/2017 12:48 AM
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Canada will kick Americas ass. You're all bunch of fat slobs, who have problems beating towel heads living in caves.
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06/26/2017 12:48 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Just send them your niqqers, they'll do the rest.
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06/26/2017 12:49 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
We would just burn down the wh yet again. Good luck with that
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The sad thing is americans think those wars were legit.

the brits won. sorry
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06/26/2017 12:50 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
lol do it.

you already hate us that much
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Not so much on the hockey ban or the nukes, but yep. I'm all for a Canada run by Trump.
 Quoting: chrisvet


go figure.
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06/26/2017 12:52 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
lol do it.

you already hate us that much
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Not so much on the hockey ban or the nukes, but yep. I'm all for a Canada run by Trump.
 Quoting: chrisvet


Hockey is negotiable. I just don't want that shit on my tv all the time.

What's wrong with nukes? If you have enough of them you can pick on other countries. Somebody is gonna have nukes. It might as well be you right? And you don't want 1 or 2. People will laugh at you and other countries will send as their ambassadors washed up old basketball stars. No. You want thousands of nukes.

Then you act fucking crazy. You blow up weddings and shit. Then nobody does shit about it when you invade the next country. Not even Russia.
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06/26/2017 12:52 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
would you let trump fuck your ex wife?
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06/26/2017 12:54 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Just send them your niqqers, they'll do the rest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74763015


Whoa! Canada is a nice place.wouldn't wish that kind of hell on anybody.
chrisvet

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06/26/2017 12:55 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
The problem is we also get the stupid motherfuckers that are in the country. I don't know if they're worthy of America.
 Quoting: Chip


You have more stupid left wing moron motherfuckers in your nation than the entire population of Canada.

Fact.
 Quoting: chrisvet


I disagree. How many right-wing people do you have in your nation 12 maybe 15?
 Quoting: Chip


Um.... Its more like 64.

Stop the hate man. We have the worlds best maple syrup & bacon.

Last Edited by ChrisVet on 06/26/2017 12:56 AM
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06/26/2017 12:57 AM

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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Might be simpler to just build a wall along that border too.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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06/26/2017 12:57 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
would you let trump fuck your ex wife?
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If I get to fuck his ex wife
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06/26/2017 12:59 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
would you let trump fuck your ex wife?
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If I get to fuck his ex wife
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LOL
not you.. err.. wait
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06/26/2017 01:00 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Might be simpler to just build a wall along that border too.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


No. That would mean bussing the Mexican work crews all the way to the Canadian border. How many would escape?
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06/26/2017 01:00 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Wtf would you ban hockey? angryface
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06/26/2017 01:00 AM
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Lol Murfrica?
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06/26/2017 01:04 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Wtf would you ban hockey? angryface
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That's our current position. It isn't set in stone.
chrisvet

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06/26/2017 01:05 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
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You have more stupid left wing moron motherfuckers in your nation than the entire population of Canada.

Fact.
 Quoting: chrisvet


I disagree. How many right-wing people do you have in your nation 12 maybe 15?
 Quoting: Chip


Um.... Its more like 64.

Stop the hate man. We have the worlds best maple syrup & bacon.

bigcruise
 Quoting: chrisvet


I've got no problems with Canadians. I love most of you. I worry about you...but I love you.
 Quoting: Chip


Its a mess here. Economic shit hits the fan and we elect communists instead of riding it out with conservative policies.

Here on ON, we have double the debt of Cali (the most bankrupt US state) with only 1/3 the population.

My family sits on the edge of their seats awaiting for Trumps 15% corp tax rate so we can relocate to Florida. We've already scoped out 2 locations. We won't bring more than 20-24 jobs with us, but I'm confident the rest of the world will follow suit.

We are taxed to death.
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06/26/2017 01:08 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Wtf would you ban hockey? angryface
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That's our current position. It isn't set in stone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37321817


Why's it on the table in the first place?





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