NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...

that's pretty sick and so are you!

What the fuck is wrong with you Bonshaker?

I can't believe he's promoting this shit here.

If this isn't a bannable offense then nothing is.

[link to marryourdaughter.com]

Your search for a young Christian virgin wife is over thanks to “Marry Our Daughter”, an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men. The site allows you to post your daughter’s photo and stats and the amount of “Bible Price” (a concept similar to a dowry) you expect your child to fetch. Okay, not really. The creators of the website have been playing it up on the talk radio publicity circuit, not bothering to tell the thousands of furious callers that the entire gig is a just a little bit of harmless fun. It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.


Sign up your daughter...
[link to marryourdaughter.com]

or...

You can select any Bride Price you choose, but if we approve your daughter for listing then we will charge you an upfront fee of 5% of the Bride Price you are requesting. That is the only payment we will ever ask for.

Please write a short description of your Daughter, what she is like, what she knows of life, what she wants in a husband, based on the above conversations. This information will be used to develop your Daughter's MARRY OUR DAUGHTER listing.
up to 200 words:

[link to marryourdaughter.com]

Your search for a young Christian virgin wife is over thanks to “Marry Our Daughter”, an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men. The site allows you to post your daughter’s photo and stats and the amount of “Bible Price” (a concept similar to a dowry) you expect your child to fetch. Okay, not really. The creators of the website have been playing it up on the talk radio publicity circuit, not bothering to tell the thousands of furious callers that the entire gig is a just a little bit of harmless fun. It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.


Sign up your daughter...
[link to marryourdaughter.com]

or...

You can select any Bride Price you choose, but if we approve your daughter for listing then we will charge you an upfront fee of 5% of the Bride Price you are requesting. That is the only payment we will ever ask for.

Please write a short description of your Daughter, what she is like, what she knows of life, what she wants in a husband, based on the above conversations. This information will be used to develop your Daughter's MARRY OUR DAUGHTER listing.
up to 200 words:



spoken like a knowledgeable creepy old man from Tel Aviv.

[link to marryourdaughter.com]

Your search for a young Christian virgin wife is over thanks to “Marry Our Daughter”, an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men. The site allows you to post your daughter’s photo and stats and the amount of “Bible Price” (a concept similar to a dowry) you expect your child to fetch. Okay, not really. The creators of the website have been playing it up on the talk radio publicity circuit, not bothering to tell the thousands of furious callers that the entire gig is a just a little bit of harmless fun. It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.

[link to marryourdaughter.com]

Your search for a young Christian virgin wife is over thanks to “Marry Our Daughter”, an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men. The site allows you to post your daughter’s photo and stats and the amount of “Bible Price” (a concept similar to a dowry) you expect your child to fetch. Okay, not really. The creators of the website have been playing it up on the talk radio publicity circuit, not bothering to tell the thousands of furious callers that the entire gig is a just a little bit of harmless fun. It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.

Ho-hum. Another one went right over the bozos' heads.

Your problem, Brother Bones, is that you think most of the people here have a sense of humor, or can actually read.

'Fraid you're wrong on both counts.

It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.

[link to marryourdaughter.com]

Your search for a young Christian virgin wife is over thanks to “Marry Our Daughter”, an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men. The site allows you to post your daughter’s photo and stats and the amount of “Bible Price” (a concept similar to a dowry) you expect your child to fetch. Okay, not really. The creators of the website have been playing it up on the talk radio publicity circuit, not bothering to tell the thousands of furious callers that the entire gig is a just a little bit of harmless fun. It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.


Sign up your daughter...
[link to marryourdaughter.com]

or...

You can select any Bride Price you choose, but if we approve your daughter for listing then we will charge you an upfront fee of 5% of the Bride Price you are requesting. That is the only payment we will ever ask for.

Please write a short description of your Daughter, what she is like, what she knows of life, what she wants in a husband, based on the above conversations. This information will be used to develop your Daughter's MARRY OUR DAUGHTER listing.
up to 200 words:



spoken like a knowledgeable creepy old man from Tel Aviv.