Aliens Don't Like to Eat People That Smoke!

Tobacco is also used for smudging which removes negative energy and evil spirits

true, especially marijuana

I vape 20mg nicotine, am I safe?

Vaping overmoisturizes the lungs and creates a ripe environment for fungal growth.

Fungus among us any day over COVID?

Nice i'm safe

makes about as much sense as anything else these days

lmao

at around 16 i started smoking cigs, i had been abducted by aliens my entire childhood. At 16 when i had my first cig i was never abducted again.

To Serve Man

There's no end to the benefits of smoking tobacco!

Aliens wont eat you...can't catch covid...calms your nerves...it's a miracle cure

I also hear that they don't like to go into houses with a lot of dogs...like your small guys whatever...but if you have like a few big dogs...they are leaving you alone...but who knows if that is true...



However...I do have 3 dogs...so I feel good about things...



oh and

:P

You know I quit smoking a little over 3 years ago now...but still sometimes...I might just get the feeling for a Marlboro Ultra Light 100...like especially if shit is going left...but I don't...instead I just hit the bowl and say fuck it

I more reason to smoke.

Oh dear lord...

per the title and your first statements.. aliens from space do not eat people.. its the sick shits ON that planet that do.

if you are telling truth.. it was dark shits right on this planet.

The Nordics.

They love a smoked human.

Some aliens do indeed abduct and eat humans...some just abduct and do horrible experiments most times you are returned...sometimes you are not...some ask you if you want to go...and then they teach you things...all different kinds out there ya know...

They won’t eat vaxxed people either.

Me neither!

You can taste it all over!

GOOD TO KNOW! Where's my pipe?

that's why i smoke 2 packs a day. i don't want any of the anal probing shit.