I am so fucking depressed right now...

If you have a roof and fridge full of food that's it.
Stop having a pity party. Non of us are truly happy.
If you are single, clean up your act, join a internet singles group and search for a like companion.
Booze is a no no. Walk around the block several
times a day and thank God. You should be able to hand your problems over to a higher power. If you truly hand them over he has them not you. If you are un-employed get a job. View your glass as half full not empty. GOOD LUCK! Laughter is the best medicine.

If you are single...? Why does everyone need a significant other? Some of us are happy enough with ourselves without needing to use another human being to complete us.

True. I could seriously do with some fuck-buddies though to have fun with. That's one of my new, positive non-depressive goals!

I have fought depression and the best thing to do is not what you really want to do.

1- take a shower

2- clear your thoughts period - don't think at all

3- look for the best movie you can find

4- if you mom is alive go have a talk

5- if anyone you know has small children go visit and just watch the children. think about simple things like the play of children.

6- I will leave you with this, it's never as bad as you think and all you need is a small ray of light to walk small steps at a time toward!

Greetings,
I come In Peace. This is the best advise I have read. I hate being depressed. Knowledge gives power. So, since I do suffer from periods of depression I pay attention to classic signs. The first. It seems all I want to do is sleep. Second I no longer care about my personal hygiene. Third I begin to isolate. This allows me to think more thoughts. It then becomes a downward spiral. If you are an individual who suffers from depression know this what you feel is real. It is not comfortable. More than likely it will not just go away. So what do I do when things are not comfortable. I change it. I get up. I take a shower,I brush my teeth. I take care of me. I look in the mirror I see the good as well as the bad. I focus on the good. I make my good gooder. I leave the bad behind. I tell myself just how cool I am. I convince myself. This convinces others. I clear my thoughts. If you are as myself and cannot sit thru a movie do what I am doing right now. Communicate do not isolate. I have no clocks in my house. I have one large clock on my front porch. The neighbors use it also as a time piece. In my home if you are (depending on the circumstance)asking the time. Well, sir there is a clock on the front porch may I suggest you get a breath of not so fresh air. I come in Peace. I now leave in Peace. May you to find Peace.

Heroine, meth, coke, extacy, alcohol. All wonderful ways to escape depression for a little while. Untill you start coming down from it. Then you're even more depressed. But if you date a cook for the stuff, you're set.
:evilneko:


Greetings Spectrum Blue,
I come in Peace. I would think if you were to date a criminal you would want to date the Porn King. I assure you there is much more legal/illegal money in 10 pounds of child pornography/slavery than in ten pounds of controlled substances such as the ones you described above. I can assure you the King is worth much more than his cook or his kitchen manager. I say if it is your desire to be a criminal marry for money and love the pool boy. If you have money if you choose you are then able to have both worlds. Just a thought. I come in Peace. I leave in Peace. May you to find Peace.

Heroine, meth, coke, extacy, alcohol. All wonderful ways to escape depression for a little while. Untill you start coming down from it. Then you're even more depressed. But if you date a cook for the stuff, you're set.
:evilneko:


Greetings Spectrum Blue,
I come in Peace. I would think if you were to date a criminal you would want to date the Porn King. I assure you there is much more legal/illegal money in 10 pounds of child pornography/slavery than in ten pounds of controlled substances such as the ones you described above. I can assure you the King is worth much more than his cook or his kitchen manager. I say if it is your desire to be a criminal marry for money and love the pool boy. If you have money if you choose you are then able to have both worlds. Just a thought. I come in Peace. I leave in Peace. May you to find Peace.


Are you being sarcastic, or are you really taking me seriously?

I ask because I need to figure out if I should stick a disclaimer after my posts stating whether I'm joking or not.

Greetings,
I come In Peace. This is the best advise I have read. I hate being depressed. Knowledge gives power. So, since I do suffer from periods of depression I pay attention to classic signs. The first. It seems all I want to do is sleep. Second I no longer care about my personal hygiene. Third I begin to isolate. This allows me to think more thoughts. It then becomes a downward spiral. If you are an individual who suffers from depression know this what you feel is real. It is not comfortable. More than likely it will not just go away. So what do I do when things are not comfortable. I change it. I get up. I take a shower,I brush my teeth. I take care of me. I look in the mirror I see the good as well as the bad. I focus on the good. I make my good gooder. I leave the bad behind. I tell myself just how cool I am. I convince myself. This convinces others. I clear my thoughts. If you are as myself and cannot sit thru a movie do what I am doing right now. Communicate do not isolate. I have no clocks in my house. I have one large clock on my front porch. The neighbors use it also as a time piece. In my home if you are (depending on the circumstance)asking the time. Well, sir there is a clock on the front porch may I suggest you get a breath of not so fresh air. I come in Peace. I now leave in Peace. May you to find Peace.

Heroine, meth, coke, extacy, alcohol. All wonderful ways to escape depression for a little while. Untill you start coming down from it. Then you're even more depressed. But if you date a cook for the stuff, you're set.
:evilneko:


Greetings Spectrum Blue,
I come in Peace. I would think if you were to date a criminal you would want to date the Porn King. I assure you there is much more legal/illegal money in 10 pounds of child pornography/slavery than in ten pounds of controlled substances such as the ones you described above. I can assure you the King is worth much more than his cook or his kitchen manager. I say if it is your desire to be a criminal marry for money and love the pool boy. If you have money if you choose you are then able to have both worlds. Just a thought. I come in Peace. I leave in Peace. May you to find Peace.


Are you being sarcastic, or are you really taking me seriously?

I ask because I need to figure out if I should stick a disclaimer after my posts stating whether I'm joking or not.


I will ask you the same. Are you being sarcastic or are you really taking me seriously? Could it be I am the one who needs to post a disclaimer? Could it be you as well as myself should learn to tell a better joke? Could it be you were fishing and I threw you a fish?

Be happy, look on the bright side AT LEAST YOUR NOT IN GAZA being starved and bombed!

I will ask you the same. Are you being sarcastic or are you really taking me seriously? Could it be I am the one who needs to post a disclaimer? Could it be you as well as myself should learn to tell a better joke? Could it be you were fishing and I threw you a fish?

I will ask you the same. Are you being sarcastic or are you really taking me seriously? Could it be I am the one who needs to post a disclaimer? Could it be you as well as myself should learn to tell a better joke? Could it be you were fishing and I threw you a fish?


A simple yes or no would suffice.

And I suppose I rely too much on that smiley to try to let people know that it wasn't meant in the context they might take it.

Besides, it's too cold to fish.

Oh and, there have been people who tend to take my seriously, and also tend to insult me in the manner you have in your previous post. So I wouldn't be surprised if you were serious. The difference between you and me, is, you have no adorable googley eyed devil cat smiley to try to convey the sarcasm of the post.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm right there with you OP.

On Tuesday night my girlfriend decided to dump me completely out of nowhere. I had no idea there was anything wrong. So i gather up all my stuff in a trash bag and head out into the dark rainy night outside. Guess What? My fucking car won't start. To top it off i have mono and i've had the flu twice so far this year. Fuck 2008. Fuck girls. Fuck everything.

i have so much fucking depression going on in my life right now and i am seriously at rock bottom...i know you must go thru hell to reach heaven but damn it man this fucking time of my life is sooo fucking shitty...anyone know the solution to achieving happiness?

I will ask you the same. Are you being sarcastic or are you really taking me seriously? Could it be I am the one who needs to post a disclaimer? Could it be you as well as myself should learn to tell a better joke? Could it be you were fishing and I threw you a fish?


A simple yes or no would suffice.

And I suppose I rely too much on that smiley to try to let people know that it wasn't meant in the context they might take it.

Besides, it's too cold to fish.

Oh and, there have been people who tend to take my seriously, and also tend to insult me in the manner you have in your previous post. So I wouldn't be surprised if you were serious. The difference between you and me, is, you have no adorable googley eyed devil cat smiley to try to convey the sarcasm of the post.


Since I am far from simple. I will answer your question.
Yes, I believe you were being sarcastic.

I also know from personal experience that depression is a serious thing. So, many turn to drugs to fix it. Many of the drugs used for depression if persons would read the side effects cause the same anxietys the same symptoms most are trying to relieve. Be legal or illegal. I am not denying that for some drugs may be the answer. Depression in my family has taken the lives of several. I am determined to break that chain. Knowledge of depression has given me a way to break this chain. I am now 50. I have broken a chain. PEACE TO YOU.

I have fought depression and the best thing to do is not what you really want to do.

1- take a shower

2- clear your thoughts period - don't think at all

3- look for the best movie you can find

4- if you mom is alive go have a talk

5- if anyone you know has small children go visit and just watch the children. think about simple things like the play of children.

6- I will leave you with this, it's never as bad as you think and all you need is a small ray of light to walk small steps at a time toward!

Greetings,
I come In Peace. This is the best advise I have read. I hate being depressed. Knowledge gives power. So, since I do suffer from periods of depression I pay attention to classic signs. The first. It seems all I want to do is sleep. Second I no longer care about my personal hygiene. Third I begin to isolate. This allows me to think more thoughts. It then becomes a downward spiral. If you are an individual who suffers from depression know this what you feel is real. It is not comfortable. More than likely it will not just go away. So what do I do when things are not comfortable. I change it. I get up. I take a shower,I brush my teeth. I take care of me. I look in the mirror I see the good as well as the bad. I focus on the good. I make my good gooder. I leave the bad behind. I tell myself just how cool I am. I convince myself. This convinces others. I clear my thoughts. If you are as myself and cannot sit thru a movie do what I am doing right now. Communicate do not isolate. I have no clocks in my house. I have one large clock on my front porch. The neighbors use it also as a time piece. In my home if you are (depending on the circumstance)asking the time. Well, sir there is a clock on the front porch may I suggest you get a breath of not so fresh air. I come in Peace. I now leave in Peace. May you to find Peace.



I feel you brother and we have fought and do fight the same demon!

I agree with all you have said! I have stayed in bed for 3 days at a time. You have to get up and get going. You have to make yourself do a 180 of what you want to do.

Walks in the park and being around happy people help. The number one thing to do is tell yourself how good you are and stay away from negative people. Stay away from people that have brought you pain. They know your buttons and the demons allow them to hit you time after time!

ice

Thanks, guys. I needed this soo bad. Depression is an evil curse in our family. I thought I had escaped until I got sideswiped with severe post partum depression eight years ago...it's been a struggle ever since.

I especially enjoyed the line about watching little children. I am convinced that my two boys have kept me from going over the edge, so to speak. Sometimes my two-year old just comes up to me with the biggest smile.

It's neat how you find a helping hand in the oddest of places. And GLP is pretty odd, but in a cool way. God has a sense of humor, because there are encouraging things to be found even on THIS board.