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Gotta give props to that Nam vet in the movie, after getting hit with buck, he still swims the fucking river and has time to do a complete breakdown on a .45, clean the sucka, then shoot a dog. Normal people ussually choose to lay down and die.

It's official. I hit on a thirty something guy at the gym. And, he's interested. I'm 44.

What's the term if she's sixty-somthin'?

Gotta give props to that Nam vet in the movie, after getting hit with buck, he still swims the fucking river and has time to do a complete breakdown on a .45, clean the sucka, then shoot a dog. Normal people ussually choose to lay down and die.

ya. that was an awesome movie. but anyone who wants to fuck a guy who even remotely resembles the psycho in NCFOM has gotta be psycho herself. Proof is in this thread.

What kind of stupid hore starts a thread on this topic? On CHRISTMAS EVE??

slut/scum.

How much are you paying the gigolo

so how are you gonna feel when he dumps your old ass?


So how are you gonna feel tonight all alone jacking your dick off to midget porn while the rest of us are curled up with a mate of some caliber...spouse, significant other, or "booty call"? I can hear the lotion calling your name...listen close to the wind howl it...


"Looooooooooooooooooooooooooozer"

It's official. I hit on a thirty something guy at the gym. And, he's interested. I'm 44.



Sorry, thirty something is too old for a cougar. You fail, please try again.

:fail1:

Gotta give props to that Nam vet in the movie, after getting hit with buck, he still swims the fucking river and has time to do a complete breakdown on a .45, clean the sucka, then shoot a dog. Normal people ussually choose to lay down and die.

ya. that was an awesome movie. but anyone who wants to fuck a guy who even remotely resembles the psycho in NCFOM has gotta be psycho herself. Proof is in this thread.

What kind of stupid hore starts a thread on this topic? On CHRISTMAS EVE??

slut/scum.



No worse than the men of GLP's illustrious He Man wimmins hating Brigade.

Gotta give props to that Nam vet in the movie, after getting hit with buck, he still swims the fucking river and has time to do a complete breakdown on a .45, clean the sucka, then shoot a dog. Normal people ussually choose to lay down and die.

ya. that was an awesome movie. but anyone who wants to fuck a guy who even remotely resembles the psycho in NCFOM has gotta be psycho herself. Proof is in this thread.

What kind of stupid hore starts a thread on this topic? On CHRISTMAS EVE??

slut/scum.

It's official. I hit on a thirty something guy at the gym. And, he's interested. I'm 44.

How much are you paying the gigolo



Ask your mamma, she would know.

so how are you gonna feel when he dumps your old ass?


So how are you gonna feel tonight all alone jacking your dick off to midget porn while the rest of us are curled up with a mate of some caliber...spouse, significant other, or "booty call"? I can hear the lotion calling your name...listen close to the wind howl it...


"Looooooooooooooooooooooooooozer"


Ok you gotta be her dike lover...right? Do you have spiked hair? Camel toe or moose knuckle?? These are all pertinent questions.

How much are you paying the gigolo



Ask your mamma, she would know.


oh, so you are a gigolo..yeah, if she's paying, she aint a cougar

so how are you gonna feel when he dumps your old ass?


So how are you gonna feel tonight all alone jacking your dick off to midget porn while the rest of us are curled up with a mate of some caliber...spouse, significant other, or "booty call"? I can hear the lotion calling your name...listen close to the wind howl it...


"Looooooooooooooooooooooooooozer"


Ok you gotta be her dike lover...right? Do you have spiked hair? Camel toe or moose knuckle?? These are all pertinent questions.



Wrong, no, no and no. Now my turn...are you bald? Do you have a 2 inch vienna sausage to piss with and balls the size and color of california golden raisins?

FYI, I'm getting me some tonight from my husband, just like every night. Stop worrying about what grown folks doing, chump.

So you look butch? No wonder you have to prey on younger males.



Puh-leeaze. Men of any and all ages (especially the defunct and desperate over 35 and balding, expanding about the gut crowd) will fuck anything with a hole, no matter how much trash you liver flukes talk about your "preferences" in women, that's the facts. So what's wrong with a mature lady looking for a man? You sorry schmucks patrol the bars and hangout spots like cops on a beat looking for hoes to fuck, and most of you don't look like much of nothing, but you think you deserve the cream of the crop? Bitch please.

It's not about gender, it's about ethics.

Just gross, too.

It's not about gender, it's about ethics.

Just gross, too.


"Ethics"? It's unethical for a woman to date a younger guy (assuming over 21)? Does this go for men as well in your universe? Hmmm?

It's not about gender, it's about ethics.

Just gross, too.


"Ethics"? It's unethical for a woman to date a younger guy (assuming over 21)? Does this go for men as well in your universe? Hmmm?

Well I don't want to know what "grown" folks do behind closed doors - especially married "grown" folks. You see, I like younger people and younger women - not old, bitter hags like yourself who take offense online to bullshit banter. Anyway, seeing how I picked up on you being a woman, I'm pretty sure that my other assumptions about you are spot on as well. And no, I'm not going to indulge your fantasies with descriptions of my junk.

Thread: This weird old lady keeps hitting on me at the gym. What should I do?
Go here he is looking for you. lol

Six packs on women isn't very sexy....are you anorexic?? Smoke?