I'm bored, depressed, broke, bald, fat and ugly...

*hug*

drink your sorrows away.

I don't have the money to buy any booze.

I still think you're cool, OP! Even though I don't know ya.

Shit, everybody kicks ass in my book. :5:

Start killing roadrunners , it seems it is a good therapy !!

Thanks burnin beard.

I forgot to add that I have no girlfriend and still live with my old lady.

You can drink with friends.

Jesus Jones loves you just the way you are.

Britney?? Is that you??

But you're a creep.... you're a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? You don't belong here.

I laughed upon reading that.

Rough up some young teen punks for their weed. It's summer, schools out and they all have it. Or threaten to tell their folks if they don't give you a sack. Smoke that shit and you'll be alright.

Your mom has to have some friends you could hit on right??

OP you're the reason why they built Community Colleges

go visit one sometime

Everyone is special, OP! I hope things get better. Just remember, we are all family. Take care, buddy.

you dont need money for booze, you just need to know how to run fast!

fuck paying for shit if you dont have money, whats the worst that could happen you get a $100 fine for stealing something under $40

This is true.

Radiohead :D

GREAT song

Worst thing is that I used to look the double of Brad Pitt... now I look like a bad shit.

at least yo mama don't dress you funny.
always look on the bright side!

Pitt doesn't look that good anymore either.

it's all about perspective, man. just flip it around. wish you were less than ordinary. abracadabra! happiness.

and besides, if you were special, everyone would just want to take it from you. would just cage you up like some butterfly in a jar.

Then you`ve come to the right place.

Ya well he's got Angelina Jolie, lives in his own mansion and has a shit load of money.

well come to america, we are all just like you,
but some don't klnow it yet.

but feel good lknow that most likly as all the jpobs get shifted over seas and the rich steal everything they can from the poor and "the working middle class poor",
we will all be thin and in great shape,

thing to look forward too, in the come years,

1] lots of time spent trying to leave america, yes you will get fit fast as you try to get over the bord to mexico or canada,.
2] many people will start "fight clubs" while waiting in line for days at a time for bread, water, and everything.

3] you get to see the sites of our great country as you
run as fast as you can., hopeing the drones of what new group that control our once great country trys to kill you evey dAY.

4],if your lucky and have a good back group, you will be put
in to a work camp where you can be next 40,000 other who have some skill that our new over lords need for what ever reason they think of, you mite even get fed some times.

5]if your young enuff and live threw all of this you mite at age of 90 get help from the UN or china or some other country that will take "refugees", but as i said you'll have to live for along time cause america will be come the new North Korea of the world.

6] last but not least, you will get to spend great time with whole famliys, who because of all the shit that happened, have no one to teach their kidds you and lots more of the people , who can;t spell well or do math will be come the nation new teacher core, in hopes that some day
they will remake the country into some that at least looks like the first world.

You need some MaryJane in your life bad, bruh. It's never that bad when you are rolling with that bitch.

Lets see...you got your mind, you got your health, you have a computer, your electric is on and you must be reasonably fed because you have the strength to type and worry about shit. Do you realize you have more going on for yourself than over half the people in the world at this point in time?

You need a curtain rope around your neck and genitals um, wait wrong thread sorry...Hang in there OP.

Sorry, this is what happens as we age. Learn to live with your new look...it is better than plastic surgery, lipo, etc and wind up looking like a plastic manequin. Those are the "messed up" false people, who can not live with their natural selfs. They are the shallow ones. Rise above that mentality.

They broke up!