How do you get rid of morning wood?

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How do you get rid of morning wood?
antaun Offer Upgrade User ID: 782781 United States 10/09/2009 06:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	How do you get rid of morning wood? I hate morning wood. I have a special type of morning wood which is worse than regular morning wood. My type of morning wood is where just the vein in my penis is horny, but my penis is not hard at all. This horniness is so annoying because I can't get rid of it no matter how much jacking off I do. Please help me to get rid of it. I can't stand it anymore. There has to be some home remedy or something for it. Please help.

Treasures~InBound User ID: 787949 United States 10/09/2009 06:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? OMFG go pee will ya "We don't inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children"--Native-American proverb People were created to be loved while things were created to be used. The reason the world is in chaos is that, things are being loved and people are being used :Treasures122: In Solidarity with Janey [link to i25.photobucket.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 789869 United States 10/09/2009 06:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? A stern flick to the head.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53226 United States 10/09/2009 06:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? Read the title. My first thought was the wood stove. Sorry.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 753212 United States 10/09/2009 06:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? Cold shower
cloud4strife User ID: 757498 United States 10/09/2009 06:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? Beat it like it owes you money :5: Apology in advance for killin your thread.

antaun (OP) User ID: 782781 United States 10/09/2009 06:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? OMFG go pee will ya Quoting: Treasures~InBound Only a female would say that. I don't have to pee right now. If that got rid of this special type of morning wood, I would've done it by now.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 763464 United States 10/09/2009 06:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? peeing is the hardest part about morning wood
Treasures~InBound User ID: 787949 United States 10/09/2009 06:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? OMFG go pee will ya Only a female would say that. I don't have to pee right now. If that got rid of this special type of morning wood, I would've done it by now. Quoting: antaun well being a female I made it go away now didn't I ? sheesh jus tryin to help LOL "We don't inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children"--Native-American proverb People were created to be loved while things were created to be used. The reason the world is in chaos is that, things are being loved and people are being used :Treasures122: In Solidarity with Janey [link to i25.photobucket.com]
antaun (OP) User ID: 782781 United States 10/09/2009 06:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? peeing is the hardest part about morning wood Quoting: Anonymous Coward 763464 This has nothing to do with pee dammit! Peeing and morning wood are two different things! They feel differently. I have morning wood not pee!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 781568 United States 10/09/2009 06:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? if i ever see that lego man again, i will think of this thread.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 763464 United States 10/09/2009 06:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? have u ever tried to pee with morning wood......that shit is flying all over the place cuz ya got no dick control
antaun (OP) User ID: 782781 United States 10/09/2009 06:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? have u ever tried to pee with morning wood......that shit is flying all over the place cuz ya got no dick control Quoting: Anonymous Coward 763464 I am asking a very important question and you guys are all talking about pee! I don't have a pee problem, I have a morning wood problem! Help me get rid of my special type of morning wood dammit!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 753212 United States 10/09/2009 06:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? if i ever see that lego man again, i will think of this thread. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 781568 Yeah me to and i will see that one in a few hours when the kid gets up.He was building a space shuttle last night with that guy.TWISTED!!
antaun (OP) User ID: 782781 United States 10/09/2009 06:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? if i ever see that lego man again, i will think of this thread. Yeah me to and i will see that one in a few hours when the kid gets up.He was building a space shuttle last night with that guy.TWISTED!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 753212 Maybe this guy has morning wood.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 785300 Greece 10/09/2009 06:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? Cut it off.It is obvious that it troubles you,anyway you probably dont have any other use for it

Anonymous Coward User ID: 788801 United Kingdom 10/09/2009 06:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? Put some music on, or the television, get up and walk about the room. Or, have yourself a fuck buddy on speed dial an pay for the taxi to your house.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 753212 United States 10/09/2009 06:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? if i ever see that lego man again, i will think of this thread. Yeah me to and i will see that one in a few hours when the kid gets up.He was building a space shuttle last night with that guy.TWISTED!! Maybe this guy has morning wood. Quoting: antaun No i would have had to got to bed first and i have not.Pulling an all-niter to watch the moon fall out of place and end the world.But i have had the wood you described.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 751162 Netherlands 10/09/2009 06:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? morning wood, sadly, is an unproductive event too often.
antaun (OP) User ID: 782781 United States 10/09/2009 08:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? if i ever see that lego man again, i will think of this thread. Yeah me to and i will see that one in a few hours when the kid gets up.He was building a space shuttle last night with that guy.TWISTED!! Maybe this guy has morning wood. No i would have had to got to bed first and i have not.Pulling an all-niter to watch the moon fall out of place and end the world.But i have had the wood you described. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 753212 How did you get rid of the morning wood I described? And which morning wood do you think was worse?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 786744 United Kingdom 10/09/2009 09:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? perhaps you are suffering from demonic posession Thread: My Penis has been possessed!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 788740 United States 10/09/2009 09:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? Growing up might help.
antaun (OP) User ID: 782781 United States 10/09/2009 09:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? Growing up might help. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 788740 It may also help if I ever find out your address.
Avian User ID: 788577 United States 10/09/2009 09:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? maybe this will help? "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." - Frédéric Bastiat food, water, ammo, weapons, battery back up solar, hand well pump, wood stove and 1 year of food...oh yeah PM's too...good luck
Anonymous Coward User ID: 789973 United Kingdom 10/09/2009 09:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? A stern flick to the head. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 789869 lol that is EXACTLY what a female mental health nurse I used to know would do to her patients when she was bathing them and they got horny with her.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 587335 United States 10/09/2009 09:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? Little known fact...this song was indeed about eliminating unwanted morning wood....true story...why do you think a slang term penis is "jimmy"? VooDoo Chile Jimi Hendrix WELL I STAND UP NEXT TO A MOUNTAIN I CHOP IT DOWN WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND WELL I STAND UP NEXT TO A MOUNTAIN CHOP IT DOWN WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND WELL I PICKED UP ALL THE PIECES MAKE AN ISLAND MIGHT EVEN RAISE A LITTLE SAND YEAH 'CAUSE I'M A VOODOO CHILE LORD KNOWS I'M A VOODOO CHILE BABY WANT TO SAY ONE LAST THING I DIDN'T NEED TO TAKE UP ALL YOUR SWEET TIME I'LL GIVE IT RIGHT BACK TO YEA ONE OF THESE DAYS I SAID I DIDN'T NEED TO TAKE UP ALL YOUR SWEET TIME I'LL GIVE IT RIGHT BACK ONE OF THESE DAYS I DON'T NEED YOU NO MORE IN THIS WORLD I'LL MEET YOU ON THE NEXT ONE DON'T BE LATE DON'T BE LATE 'CAUSE I'M A VOODOO CHILE VOODOO CHILE LORD KNOWS I'M A VOODOO CHILE solo VOODOO CHILE BABY I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE OTHER ONE AFTER LET YOU KNOW God Bless Jimi!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 790060 Israel 10/09/2009 09:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? When you get older it will stop. Completely. Then you'll be buyin' viagra.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 331367 Austria 10/09/2009 09:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? When you get older it will stop. Completely. Then you'll be buyin' viagra. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 790060 I don´t know .. i am plagued by massive wood in the morning since puberty and it is annoying and uncomfortable. It´s even more difficult to find a nice oven to put it into in the morning, wasting wood is a sin.
Handle/Moiker User ID: 786389 Canada 10/09/2009 09:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? I hate morning wood. I have a special type of morning wood which is worse than regular morning wood. My type of morning wood is where just the vein in my penis is horny, but my penis is not hard at all. This horniness is so annoying because I can't get rid of it no matter how much jacking off I do. Please help me to get rid of it. I can't stand it anymore. There has to be some home remedy or something for it. Please help. Quoting: antaun flick ur testis with ur middle finger Always fade out in a montage.. that way it looks like more time has pasted in a montage.
Prof_Rabbit User ID: 780906 Australia 10/09/2009 09:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? peeing is the hardest part about morning wood Quoting: Anonymous Coward 763464 Ya got that right! "Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 790038 Australia 10/09/2009 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you get rid of morning wood? This does it for me.
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