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AFL. Australian Rules Football, makes the NFL look BORING!

 
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For Aussies.

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There is not one of your lame AFL videos even close to the brutal hits in the NFL.





Hell your AFL cant even hang with our College kids...


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There is not one of your lame AFL videos even close to the brutal hits in the NFL.





Hell your AFL cant even hang with our College kids...

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Our brutal hits can match yours. Without the padding and the helmets.

Aussie Rules is so much more than just BIG hits. It's the continuous flow of play. The skills in kicking the oval ball.( How many players in the NFL have that responsibility?) the goal scoring and team pressure from both sides. It's the ability to score on the run, take marks, and run for 120 mins.

AFL doesn't have any Jenny Craig adverts in our sport.

NFL in all it's glory could never match, nor have the ability to provide the athletic spectacle like our code.

Get it?
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I don't mind the odd game of aerial ping-pong, but the reality is rugby is a far better game athletically, strategically and skills-wise.

Not to mention as far as 'hard-hitting' goes, rugby is ten times more hard-hitting than both AFL and NFL combined.
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Aussie rules is a freakshow of a game. Seems someone got wasted and mixed a few sports into one.

It will never take off anywhere else on the planet thats for sure.
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Both games are mind numbing moron food for the idiot masses.
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I don't mind the odd game of aerial ping-pong, but the reality is rugby is a far better game athletically, strategically and skills-wise.

Not to mention as far as 'hard-hitting' goes, rugby is ten times more hard-hitting than both AFL and NFL combined.
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"I don't mind the odd game of aerial ping-pong, but the reality is rugby is a far better game athletically, strategically and skills-wise."

In what way? All players see everything come from one direction. AND on a small field.

In what way is Rugby more "athletically" superior? Like wise with "skills"?

I agree with you on Rugby and the hard hits though. But with AFL being a 360 degree game, you don't have time to prepare for the hits like a Rugby player can.
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I don't mind the odd game of aerial ping-pong, but the reality is rugby is a far better game athletically, strategically and skills-wise.

Not to mention as far as 'hard-hitting' goes, rugby is ten times more hard-hitting than both AFL and NFL combined.



"I don't mind the odd game of aerial ping-pong, but the reality is rugby is a far better game athletically, strategically and skills-wise."

In what way? All players see everything come from one direction. AND on a small field.

In what way is Rugby more "athletically" superior? Like wise with "skills"?

I agree with you on Rugby and the hard hits though. But with AFL being a 360 degree game, you don't have time to prepare for the hits like a Rugby player can.
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Well the field could hardly be said to be "small". By athletically superior I meant in general - pound-for-pound - rugby guys are heavier, stronger, more physically heavy-set and athletic.

Skills-wise? Well, rugby is much more of a fighting game like chess, picking out the weakspots, systematically trying to break through. If you've ever seen a game of 7s too, you'll know the ball-skills, passing/kicking far exceeds that of your average AFL player too. Not to mention the speed of rugby backs - when they get going, well, in comparison they out-motor your average AFL player as well.
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Did i say it was boring! Superbowl 2010 was boring. I'm sure NFL games in the past have been better.

I tried real hard to watch the NFL showpiece. Even trying to ignore the larger players worthy of singing up to Jenny Craig, when their lard fat asses in tights, flashed up on screen.

Granted, this is the NFL world of big boys capable of damage if tackled head on. I say, take your padding off and run for 30 seconds and play aussie rules over 4 x 20 minute quarters.

But with all due respect, i came to understand their defensive and offensive parts in the NFL game.

It's still fucking boring!

What they contribute to the spectacle of the sport last seconds. It's nothing. It's a joke.

Oh sure, a set play takes place, a tackle gets laid or a touchdown occurs. THE CROWD ROARS ... over FUCK ALL. Bugger ALL! Shit!.

Even the commentators of NFL have nothing to boast about, because what ever occurs, last less than 20 seconds. The commentators have FUCK ALL to commentate on. Take the best NFL commentator and expose him to 1, 20 min quarter of Aussie Rules. He'd have a fucking heart attack or mental breakdown trying to keep up with the play.

With respect to NFL athletes, your sport is BORING.

AFL is just to fast. Too berserk. BERSERK!

If i want big hits, i'll watch Rugby League and Union. If i want to watch the greatest athletic and spectator sport in the world?

I'll watch Australian Rules Football.!

AFL!

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AFL sucks, NRL is better ^^
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I don't mind the odd game of aerial ping-pong, but the reality is rugby is a far better game athletically, strategically and skills-wise.

Not to mention as far as 'hard-hitting' goes, rugby is ten times more hard-hitting than both AFL and NFL combined.



"I don't mind the odd game of aerial ping-pong, but the reality is rugby is a far better game athletically, strategically and skills-wise."

In what way? All players see everything come from one direction. AND on a small field.

In what way is Rugby more "athletically" superior? Like wise with "skills"?

I agree with you on Rugby and the hard hits though. But with AFL being a 360 degree game, you don't have time to prepare for the hits like a Rugby player can.


Well the field could hardly be said to be "small". By athletically superior I meant in general - pound-for-pound - rugby guys are heavier, stronger, more physically heavy-set and athletic.

Skills-wise? Well, rugby is much more of a fighting game like chess, picking out the weakspots, systematically trying to break through. If you've ever seen a game of 7s too, you'll know the ball-skills, passing/kicking far exceeds that of your average AFL player too. Not to mention the speed of rugby backs - when they get going, well, in comparison they out-motor your average AFL player as well.
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"Well the field could hardly be said to be "small"

Compared to an AFL ground, it's small.

"pound-for-pound - rugby guys are heavier, stronger, more physically heavy-set and athletic."

They maybe heavier and stronger on average, but more "athletic"? Ridiculous. Plain and simple.

"If you've ever seen a game of 7s too, you'll know the ball-skills, passing/kicking far exceeds that of your average AFL player too."

What on EARTH are you talking about? Again what Ridiculous statement.

And "out motor" an AFL player?

OH please. What do you mean by "out motor"?
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"Well the field could hardly be said to be "small"

Compared to an AFL ground, it's small.

"pound-for-pound - rugby guys are heavier, stronger, more physically heavy-set and athletic."

They maybe heavier and stronger on average, but more "athletic"? Ridiculous. Plain and simple.

"If you've ever seen a game of 7s too, you'll know the ball-skills, passing/kicking far exceeds that of your average AFL player too."

What on EARTH are you talking about? Again what Ridiculous statement.

And "out motor" an AFL player?

OH please. What do you mean by "out motor"?
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But Neptune compared to Uranus is small - what's your point? It's the quality of what goes on on the field which counts.

Pound for pound, being heavier and stronger - and faster - makes your typical rugby player more athletic in most people's eyes.

You've obviously never watched 7s, where the area of field vs the number of players on the field outdoes AFL on a monumental scale, and so their passing and kicking precision and speed gets put to the test: anyone with reasonable eyesight can see that the ballskills of these rugby players outdoes that of AFL players by approximately 2:1.

Out motor - meaning, they are simply faster.

Ok we are not going to agree on some things, but that's cool. I have a lot of respect for many AFL players and enjoy watching a good game. The only thing I think we will agree on is that soccer is probably at the lower end of the scale, insofar as that where soccer players ham it up hollywood style, AFL and rugby players are the exact opposite.
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I'm not an AFL fan, I think the game itself is ridiculous. However, I can respect the skill, athleticism and courage shown by these men. Some of those hits are brutal.

Rugby League/Union, AFL, Gaelic Football, Hurling all make NFL look like a complete cissy sport. I mean WTF is the Superbowl about - all that padding, helmets, etc and more adverts and standing around posing than action.

That said, my sport is boxing - a real man's sport ;-)
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There is not one of your lame AFL videos even close to the brutal hits in the NFL.





Hell your AFL cant even hang with our College kids...




Our brutal hits can match yours. Without the padding and the helmets.

Aussie Rules is so much more than just BIG hits. It's the continuous flow of play. The skills in kicking the oval ball.( How many players in the NFL have that responsibility?) the goal scoring and team pressure from both sides. It's the ability to score on the run, take marks, and run for 120 mins.

AFL doesn't have any Jenny Craig adverts in our sport.

NFL in all it's glory could never match, nor have the ability to provide the athletic spectacle like our code.

Get it?
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Dude put the crack pipe down, your freaking little small guys suck, they are slow, and your game is moronic it reminds me of basketball the movie...

I think being upside down has you Aussies all screwed up...
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There is not one of your lame AFL videos even close to the brutal hits in the NFL.





Hell your AFL cant even hang with our College kids...




Our brutal hits can match yours. Without the padding and the helmets.

Aussie Rules is so much more than just BIG hits. It's the continuous flow of play. The skills in kicking the oval ball.( How many players in the NFL have that responsibility?) the goal scoring and team pressure from both sides. It's the ability to score on the run, take marks, and run for 120 mins.

AFL doesn't have any Jenny Craig adverts in our sport.

NFL in all it's glory could never match, nor have the ability to provide the athletic spectacle like our code.

Get it?



Dude put the crack pipe down, your freaking little small guys suck, they are slow, and your game is moronic it reminds me of basketball the movie...

I think being upside down has you Aussies all screwed up...
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If anyone is taking drugs, it is you.

"your freaking little small guys suck"

Most can run rings around your Jenny Craig players.

"they are slow"

That comment proves you need to educate yourself. RIDICULOUS! but funny.

"I think being upside down has you Aussies all screwed up..."

lol
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There is not one of your lame AFL videos even close to the brutal hits in the NFL.





Hell your AFL cant even hang with our College kids...




Our brutal hits can match yours. Without the padding and the helmets.

Aussie Rules is so much more than just BIG hits. It's the continuous flow of play. The skills in kicking the oval ball.( How many players in the NFL have that responsibility?) the goal scoring and team pressure from both sides. It's the ability to score on the run, take marks, and run for 120 mins.

AFL doesn't have any Jenny Craig adverts in our sport.

NFL in all it's glory could never match, nor have the ability to provide the athletic spectacle like our code.

Get it?



Dude put the crack pipe down, your freaking little small guys suck, they are slow, and your game is moronic it reminds me of basketball the movie...

I think being upside down has you Aussies all screwed up...


If anyone is taking drugs, it is you.

"your freaking little small guys suck"

Most can run rings around your Jenny Craig players.

"they are slow"

That comment proves you need to educate yourself. RIDICULOUS! but funny.

"I think being upside down has you Aussies all screwed up..."

lol
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Yeah right
the average spped for a safety in the NFL is around 4.3 seconds in a 40 sprint..
I would love to see you take a shot from troy polamalu at full speed or any of your kick ball players in Australia..

Or a full hit from Ray Lewis, Jevon Kearse etc..
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The average age of an AFL player is becoming younger but at present is 23 with an average height of 185cm. This depends on the position played with ruck players typically being over 200cm in height & weighing 99kg in comparison to "on-ballers" who are typically smaller (average 180cm) and lighter (78kg).

Like I said your average player size is small 6'1" and about 172 pounds... LOL,
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The average age of an AFL player is becoming younger but at present is 23 with an average height of 185cm. This depends on the position played with ruck players typically being over 200cm in height & weighing 99kg in comparison to "on-ballers" who are typically smaller (average 180cm) and lighter (78kg).

Like I said your average player size is small 6'1" and about 172 pounds... LOL,
 Quoting: Brwnstown


You seriously need to sit down one day and watch our game. Removing "big hits" from the equation, you have to ask yourself this.

What code puts on the greater show and spectacle for the paying public? In Athletic ability, strength, skill and CONTINUITY!. Every play in the NFL lasts maybe a maximum 15 seconds before a ridiculous lull in proceedings. Add break, field change or some other BULLSHIT!It's a FARCE.

Including the big hits. Our big hits are just as good.

Both codes. NFL and AFL have one sided games, and boring games. BUT!

There is no way on earth that the NFL could come close to matching the spectator appeal of the AFL. Never in a million years. And the NFL never will.
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Australian football is boring to watch just like football. the ball is all over the place, but it is a rough game. Rugy or hockey is much better to watch. Cricket is like baseball on vallium.
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Australian football is boring to watch just like football. the ball is all over the place, but it is a rough game. Rugy or hockey is much better to watch. Cricket is like baseball on vallium.
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I suggest you watch our game on a regular basis. It whips Ice Hockey .. and i do like Ice Hockey. But, our game is the greatest product on earth.

We have no rival to our code.
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Did i say it was boring! Superbowl 2010 was boring. I'm sure NFL games in the past have been better.

I tried real hard to watch the NFL showpiece. Even trying to ignore the larger players worthy of singing up to Jenny Craig, when their lard fat asses in tights, flashed up on screen.

Granted, this is the NFL world of big boys capable of damage if tackled head on. I say, take your padding off and run for 30 seconds and play aussie rules over 4 x 20 minute quarters.

But with all due respect, i came to understand their defensive and offensive parts in the NFL game.

It's still fucking boring!

What they contribute to the spectacle of the sport last seconds. It's nothing. It's a joke.

Oh sure, a set play takes place, a tackle gets laid or a touchdown occurs. THE CROWD ROARS ... over FUCK ALL. Bugger ALL! Shit!.

Even the commentators of NFL have nothing to boast about, because what ever occurs, last less than 20 seconds. The commentators have FUCK ALL to commentate on. Take the best NFL commentator and expose him to 1, 20 min quarter of Aussie Rules. He'd have a fucking heart attack or mental breakdown trying to keep up with the play.

With respect to NFL athletes, your sport is BORING.

AFL is just to fast. Too berserk. BERSERK!

If i want big hits, i'll watch Rugby League and Union. If i want to watch the greatest athletic and spectator sport in the world?

I'll watch Australian Rules Football.!

AFL!

AFL's Greatest Moments
[link to www.youtube.com]


Big Bumps of the AFL
[link to www.youtube.com]

NFL is massively overrated.



LMAO, lets see your AFL players suit up and play against even the worse NFL team.....
They would get their asses handed to them if they could it make it 4 qtrs.


LMAO


Let's see NFL players don our uniform with no pads and helmet and play our game over 4 x 20 minute quarters. With a few good hip and shoulders ( bumps ) to boot. Let' see NFL players play against our worst AFL team. They would be hopeless. MOST of the NFL team wouldn't even know how to KICK a football, because the position they play in the NFL doesn't allow it! Heck, most NFL players would be in ruin trying to handball the ball on the run to a fellow player in comparison the code of AFL.

NFL players? They would be spewing on the field with lactic acid build up after 15 mins!

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT!

We have the greatest football code on earth. The greatest athletic code on earth. The greatest sporting football spectacle on earth!


Dude you have no clue.... The speed and power in the NFL is second to none, and if you take the pads off of the players it just increases their speed..
I would bet in your entire country you have not one person who would rank in the top 10 of the fastest NFL players...

Nor would you have any players even close the power and speed of NFL line backers, Defensive ENDS and safeties....
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"Dude you have no clue.... The speed and power in the NFL is second to none, and if you take the pads off of the players it just increases their speed..
I would bet in your entire country you have not one person who would rank in the top 10 of the fastest NFL players."

Probably the most ridiculous statement on record. Ridiculous!

Moving on.

Here is a question for you. How many miles / kilometers does the average NFL player cover in a single game on that shitty small rectangular field.

And what is the longest passage of play in NFL history?
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Who could do more 100 yard wind sprints, an Aussie player or a NFL lineman? I think I know that answer.
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Who could do more 100 yard wind sprints, an Aussie player or a NFL lineman? I think I know that answer.
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What's a "wind sprint"

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MARK!

Didn't read any of this, but once upon a time, I had an Aussie boyfriend who made me watch this...
Your day will come...
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Who could do more 100 yard wind sprints, an Aussie player or a NFL lineman? I think I know that answer.
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You've yet to answer what a "wind sprint" is.

After a google search.

If you are suggesting NFL Players can run longer and harder and faster, over and above Aussie Rules players, then i will have no choice to call you a dickhead.

It's as simple as that.
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Who could do more 100 yard wind sprints, an Aussie player or a NFL lineman? I think I know that answer.


What's a "wind sprint"

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A wind sprint is running as hard and fast as you can within a set distance.
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OP Do you no how the country Australia got started?
research it! nothing but a bunch of criminals
no you dont op
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Who could do more 100 yard wind sprints, an Aussie player or a NFL lineman? I think I know that answer.


What's a "wind sprint"

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A wind sprint is running as hard and fast as you can within a set distance.
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Pretty quick with the insult. Had to leave the keyboard for awhile. Actually, my point was that the Aussie player would be in better condition. As for the "dickhead" comment, sin loi, don't mean nothing. Not a damn thing.
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OP Do you no how the country Australia got started?
research it! nothing but a bunch of criminals
no you dont op
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Don't deflect with your bullshit.

Our game is superior to the NFL. Deal with it.
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Who could do more 100 yard wind sprints, an Aussie player or a NFL lineman? I think I know that answer.


What's a "wind sprint"

?

A wind sprint is running as hard and fast as you can within a set distance.

Pretty quick with the insult. Had to leave the keyboard for awhile. Actually, my point was that the Aussie player would be in better condition. As for the "dickhead" comment, sin loi, don't mean nothing. Not a damn thing.
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"If you are suggesting NFL Players can run longer and harder and faster, over and above Aussie Rules players, then i will have no choice to call you a dickhead."

But you didn't suggest otherwise, so you are not a dickhead.

Clear as day.





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