When was the last time Sweden had any effect on world history?

JRBobDobbs/Doctor Howl is is a Troll from Andorra...

Sweden has hottest women plus, lets not forget rich cultural history. Plus Vikings were first who discovered america!

Oh, yeah. The battle of Narva, in 1700.

Then 310 years of obscurity and Monday morning quarterbacking.

Who the fuck listens to a Swede? FFS.

All that matters is war? All those years of Sweden not agressively invading other countries counts for much more than you'll even know.

Effect history? You mean bombing other countries, kill innocent people, have a corrupt system of government? Sorry, we only live our lives here and is one of the richest countries in the world! We do not need to interrupt, destroy or kill others in order to show our flag! We travel and visit other countries instead! I assume that the longest journey you do is to Burger King for your daily dinner...

So, what is your problem with Sweden ??

Effect history? You mean bombing other countries, kill innocent people, have a corrupt system of government? Sorry, we only live our lives here and is one of the richest countries in the world! We do not need to interrupt, destroy or kill others in order to show our flag! We travel and visit other countries instead! I assume that the longest journey you do is to Burger King for your daily dinner...




Well, assuming is about all you're good for. I mean, besides being a cultural backwater that makes Texas look significant.

So, what is your problem with Sweden ??


It's full of Swedes.

Culture? LMAO
Our kingdom has a cultural history that stretches back to 12,000 BC.

So, what is your problem with Sweden ??


It's full of Swedes.

Hmmmm...you are very observant...I´ve actually noticed the same. I guess it´s like home to them..
And what is your problem with Swedes ??

Culture? LMAO
Our kingdom has a cultural history that stretches back to 12,000 BC.


What have you done lately?

They're a used up people. Shot their wad centuries ago, and now just sit around their fjords eating smoked herring.

They're a used up people. Shot their wad centuries ago, and now just sit around their fjords eating smoked herring.

Ahhh....fjords...I see, you´ve got Swedes mixed up with Norwegians, fjords are in Norway !!

i believe swedes have done quite well in last couple of hundred years (you should have helped us in winter war tho!) but what has your country done lately to be proud of Doktor Howl?

i believe swedes have done quite well in last couple of hundred years (you should have helped us in winter war tho!) but what has your country done lately to be proud of Doktor Howl?

i believe swedes have done quite well in last couple of hundred years (you should have helped us in winter war tho!) but what has your country done lately to be proud of Doktor Howl?



Well, we've handed our treasury over to Halliburton, liberated Iraq until it became a smoking hole in the ground, generated the funniest demonstrators since the anti-nuke crown (Teabaggers), ruined auto racing (NASCAR), and - as a nation - scoured ourselves of that national curse "a sense of humor".

But at least we're not Norwegian.

Rubbish. They don't have that many women in Finland.

i believe swedes have done quite well in last couple of hundred years (you should have helped us in winter war tho!) but what has your country done lately to be proud of Doktor Howl?



Well, we've handed our treasury over to Halliburton, liberated Iraq until it became a smoking hole in the ground, generated the funniest demonstrators since the anti-nuke crown (Teabaggers), ruined auto racing (NASCAR), and - as a nation - scoured ourselves of that national curse "a sense of humor".

But at least we're not Norwegian.


Thanks, doc, I see you do have some humor, and decency !

I was not born then, were you ??

They're a used up people. Shot their wad centuries ago, and now just sit around their fjords eating smoked herring.

Ahhh....fjords...I see, you´ve got Swedes mixed up with Norwegians, fjords are in Norway !!



What?

Oh, shit.

Never mind.

They're a used up people. Shot their wad centuries ago, and now just sit around their fjords eating smoked herring.

Ahhh....fjords...I see, you´ve got Swedes mixed up with Norwegians, fjords are in Norway !!



What?

Oh, shit.

Never mind.

High culture speaking!
I think I know why you have a problem with us Swedes. We are beautiful... I think the story goes like this: Me and some of my redneck friends met a beautiful Swedish girl, but she would not touch any of us because we were so fat and ugly! But my trailer trash mother says I am handsome and look like my father! Her brother!I have to write shit on GLP about a country which I obviously do not know anything about.

I think I know why you have a problem with us Swedes. We are beautiful... I think the story goes like this: Me and some of my redneck friends met a beautiful Swedish girl, but she would not touch any of us because we were so fat and ugly! But my trailer trash mother says I am handsome and look like my father! Her brother!I have to write shit on GLP about a country which I obviously do not know anything about.

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Sweden puts you in ugly clothing and forces you to leave with ugly furniture. Thats effecting enough. And you even can listen to ABBA while doing so.

Oh, yeah. The battle of Narva, in 1700.

Then 310 years of obscurity and Monday morning quarterbacking.

Who the fuck listens to a Swede? FFS.

I think I know why you have a problem with us Swedes. We are beautiful... I think the story goes like this: Me and some of my redneck friends met a beautiful Swedish girl, but she would not touch any of us because we were so fat and ugly! But my trailer trash mother says I am handsome and look like my father! Her brother!I have to write shit on GLP about a country which I obviously do not know anything about.



Yep. That's what I was thinking too. I have seen these types on Irish groups doing the same after their wife ran off with some handsome Irish guy.

"Hey you stupid PotatoHeads you suck!"

Take it as a compliment.