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the rapture occurred YESTERDAY...

 
just curious also
04/23/2005 11:00 PM
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the rapture occurred YESTERDAY...
the rapture occurred yesterday and the 144,000 faithful have already been called up to heaven.

if you are still here, what did you do wrong?


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Gandharvas
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Where is your validity?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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LINK PLEASE otherwise GO AWAY.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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no if 114thousand went missin they aint in heaven they on the run lol
bundy
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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I just KNEW that all of that skull fuking would catch up to me sooner or later.
I mean, hell, I limited it to politicians and IRS agents.
SHITdamned
mopar28m
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Re: the rapture occurred YESTERDAY...
The word "rapture" appears nowhere in the bible.

There is no gathering until AFTER the tribulation.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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just curious also, if i had some inside information that the rapture occurred yesterday, iīd be more worried about what I did wrong.
idol harobed
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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"if you are still here, what did you do wrong?"

I thought using my HP-48GX during my exams was not considered cheating...cry
jesse
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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rapture yesterday eh? 144 000 people dissapeared too eh? hmm. didnt notice that. freaking nut job.5a
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Nope. My Mom and sisters are still here...
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Itīs a hypothetical question people. Personally I donīt think theres 144k ready to go.

1 person missing from each town or city will go unnoticed "like a thief in the night". If pre trib, you might not notice the missing. If post or during, will you notice 144k more out of 2 billion dead?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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yeah... no link ? then it must not have happened ... eevrythign must have a link... links are godlike
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Arenīt you also John the Baptist, OP? It would appear that youīre still here! What went wrong?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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"I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got sto-o-oned, and it rolled right by-y-y!"

bonghit
just curious also
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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ac 1177,

i am typing from my wireless IN HEAVEN.

lmao
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Sure, rub it in why donīt ya!

lmao
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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so is that todayīs yesterday or yesterdayīs yesterday?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Maybe it was this Yesterday. Here today, gone tomorrow!


Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though there here to stay.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, Iīm not half the man I used to be.
Thereīs a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why she had to go,
I donīt know she wouldnīt say.
I said something wrong,
Now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Why she had to go,
I donīt know she wouldnīt say.
I said something wrong,
Now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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The sunīll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
Thereīll be sun!

Just thinkinī about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
īTil thereīs none!

When Iīm stuck a day
Thatīs gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh!

The sunīll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
īTil tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
Youīre always
A day
A way!
just curious also
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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ac 1350,

you should have posted that song under the thread:

songs that tell the future.



smile_hear
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Just shows how much the OP really reads his bible. The 144,000 are to be the total of JEWS who have been converted that will go.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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I should look into that wireless stuff. Is it free in Heaven?
jomama
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Thatīs good to hear.

Glad theyīre gone.

Now, can we get on with it.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Raptured people arenīt going anywhere. They are 144,000 people caught up to truth. GLPers could be the raptured ones seeing as we are all caught up to the truth of this world. You were led here not by coincidence. It is because you searched for truth.
just curious also
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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ac 6946,

where does it say that 144,000 CONVERTED jews?

it just says jews, because it was written BEFORE the invention of christianity.


ac 1177,

yes, everything is "free" up here.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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just curious also
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here is the scripture that confirms what I said:

Revelation 14:1
Then I looked, and behold, a Lamb standing on Mount Zion, and with Him one hundred and forty-four thousand, having His name and His Fatherīs name written on their foreheads.

Now I would say that with both the Fatherīs name and his name on thier foreheads that would imply that they are christians or KNOW Jesus/the lamb.
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