HOW TO BEAT CRIMINAL CHARGES IN ADMIRALTY COURTS

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Case on Point JUDGE: Bail is set at $50,000. (for a previous case)
Judge to Bailiff....Next case....
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BAILIFF: ---- People vs. “SMITH”. (in upper case letters)
The charges are two counts of operating houses of ill-repute:
3 Counts of armed robbery;
2 Counts of murder in the 1st degree;
5 Counts of indecent exposure while dancing in the rain and
30 Counts of bigamy.

JUDGE: (he sees the strawman's name "SMITH" in his file, and that’s how he is addressing him) ---- State your name. ----

THE ACCUSED Smith: ----- Your Honor, I will be glad to state my name if you can show me any presentments with my name on it for me to accept. ----

JUDGE: ---- Accept? ---- What are you talking about? -----

THE ACCUSED Smith: ----- The court is looking for an ACCEPTOR, as the PRINCIPAL has the primary obligation to pay or discharge any instrument presented for acceptance. See ACCEPTANCE under 3-410 of the Uniform Commercial Code.

JUDGE: --- Mr. you are accused of some very serious crimes. ---- Now how do you plead?

THE ACCUSED Smith: I will plead guilty to the facts, but not the crimes, but first I need to make sure there is an ACCEPTANCE BOND.

JUDGE: What do you want a bond for?

THE ACCUSED Smith: Whoever filed the complaint is making a CLAIM on me and in the Jurisdiction of Admiralty you can not make a CLAIM unless you BOND your CLAIM.

JUDGE: Well what about that prosecutor?

PROSECUTER: I'm not sure about that...no, no bond.

THE ACCUSED Smith: What about a BID BOND? Do you have the bid bond?

JUDGE: (pretending not to know) What's that?
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THE ACCUSED Smith: --- [Because] A BID BOND is what gets [then] filled out and if the defendant (or accused) does not close, settle, pay or discharge the claim he defaults or dishonors the court. The BID BOND, PERFORMANCE BOND and PAYMENT BOND gets sold to the U.S. District Court where these bonds are bought up by Insurance Companies and then sold on the open market, mainly to the Japanese and Chinese, which becomes the primary [collateral] source of our economy.

JUDGE: Oh, ----- THAT BID BOND. (acting as if he had inadvertently forgot about that) PROSECUTER: Judge this is ridiculous. This man is charged with multiple counts of crimes and the
state is asking for the max. JUDGE: What about sir?

THE ACCUSED Smith: ---- Your honor, is this a TORT action or a COMMERCIAL CRIME? If it’s a TORT, then where is the INJURED PARTY or if it’s a COMMERCIAL CRIME, then where is the CONTRACT?

PROSECUTER: Your honor, this is an outrage!!! This guy is accused of murder.

JUDGE: --- NO...... HE IS NOT!
---- Prosecutor... You have no CLAIM against him.
---- It isn't his responsibility to BOND YOUR CLAIM(S).
---- Sir.....You’re free to go...