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**** SCIENTISTS BAFFLED -- Retarded Canadian poster on GLP stuns the scientific community with lowest recorded IQ EVER !!! ****

 
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**** SCIENTISTS BAFFLED -- Retarded Canadian poster on GLP stuns the scientific community with lowest recorded IQ EVER !!! ****
Scientists all over the world are being stunned by the apparent complete lack of intelligence of a poster on the infamous website GLP. The poster, has submitted numerous threads on various scientific topics, and not once has he gotten anything right.

"It's all a bunch of flapdoodle" says the Chief Scientist at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, California. "This guy is a real bozo, I've never seen anyone with less scientific knowledge. It seems that even with a calculator, he can add 2 + 2 and get 5 as the result. It's very puzzling how anyone can be that stupid."

Anthropologists from all over the world are flocking to study the poster, thinking that he may be from some pre-historic non-human species. "Yes, if true, this poster could be the missing link between monkeys and apes, it'll be a very interesting scientific development."
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Epic haha love it!

he really is something special
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does this mean the earth is not flat?
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does this mean the earth is not flat?
 Quoting: 2010

The most recent scientific theory is, "Whatever Punisher says, believe the opposite."

So, according to that theory, yes, the earth is not flat.
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Nancy Lieder lives in Wisconsin, USA.
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She comes in second place to Punisher.
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Brief And To The Point is an american.. not canadian..
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Brief And To The Point is an american.. not canadian..
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BTW, I'm not trying to disparage Canadians (I have relatives in Canada and love Canada). It's just that "P" is Canadian and I've seen several references to him being U.S and was just trying to correct that.

Peace.
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5 Stars ! chuckle
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Scientists all over the world are being stunned by the apparent complete lack of intelligence of a poster on the infamous website GLP. The poster, has submitted numerous threads on various scientific topics, and not once has he gotten anything right.

"It's all a bunch of flapdoodle" says the Chief Scientist at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, California. "This guy is a real bozo, I've never seen anyone with less scientific knowledge. It seems that even with a calculator, he can add 2 + 2 and get 5 as the result. It's very puzzling how anyone can be that stupid."

Anthropologists from all over the world are flocking to study the poster, thinking that he may be from some pre-historic non-human species. "Yes, if true, this poster could be the missing link between monkeys and apes, it'll be a very interesting scientific development."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990498

laugh
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Jeez, for a moment I thought this was another Captain Zero thread...
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rueters would love to pick this up, not gonna happen now
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hf
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It is rumored the Canuck has the job of marketing ejection seats for the Canadian airforce. He has choseb to demonstrate the effectiveness of low level ejections at air shows. Unfortunately, his marketing campaign has been over budget leaving him wondering why airplanes cost so much and are so hard to fix.

[link to www.kxlh.com]

"... Bews escaped serious injury in the crash, which occurred during the noon-hour while he was attempting a slow-speed pass over the airport. After ejecting, he narrowly missed being hit by the plane as it plunged to the ground and exploded in flames near the junction of two runways, according to witnesses. ..."
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rueters would love to pick this up, not gonna happen now
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80% and link back and then we sue them anyway! chuckle
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It is rumored the Canuck has the job of marketing ejection seats for the Canadian airforce. He has choseb to demonstrate the effectiveness of low level ejections at air shows. Unfortunately, his marketing campaign has been over budget leaving him wondering why airplanes cost so much and are so hard to fix.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047447

1rof1


I just happen to have overheard the conversation between Punisher and the F-18 pilot just before he took off.

Punisher was telling the pilot "Don't worry if you have to eject, the Earths fluffy atmosphere will gently ease the plane to the ground, just like a leaf falling from a tree."
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Here the poster is seen flying a plane yesterday


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rueters would love to pick this up, not gonna happen now
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shouldnt we call them roid'ers so they cannot say we are using their name? LOL
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Jeez, for a moment I thought this was another Captain Zero thread...
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Do you mean a Captain Zero thread, or a thread about Captain Zero ?
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Re: **** SCIENTISTS BAFFLED -- Retarded Canadian poster on GLP stuns the scientific community with lowest recorded IQ EVER !!! ****
Scientists all over the world are being stunned by the apparent complete lack of intelligence of a poster on the infamous website GLP. The poster, has submitted numerous threads on various scientific topics, and not once has he gotten anything right.

"It's all a bunch of flapdoodle" says the Chief Scientist at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, California. "This guy is a real bozo, I've never seen anyone with less scientific knowledge. It seems that even with a calculator, he can add 2 + 2 and get 5 as the result. It's very puzzling how anyone can be that stupid."

Anthropologists from all over the world are flocking to study the poster, thinking that he may be from some pre-historic non-human species. "Yes, if true, this poster could be the missing link between monkeys and apes, it'll be a very interesting scientific development."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990498

I am sure they are talking about eat. He is one stupid idiot!!
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I love it lol bump
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Re: **** SCIENTISTS BAFFLED -- Retarded Canadian poster on GLP stuns the scientific community with lowest recorded IQ EVER !!! ****
Here the poster is seen flying a plane yesterday



 Quoting: SheldonCooper


What caused the crash??? LOL... a lowl level, slow speed, stall, spin. Sheesh, go faster and it won't stall. Canucks are *ack* geenyushes.
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Scientists all over the world are being stunned by the apparent complete lack of intelligence of a poster on the infamous website GLP. The poster, has submitted numerous threads on various scientific topics, and not once has he gotten anything right.

"It's all a bunch of flapdoodle" says the Chief Scientist at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, California. "This guy is a real bozo, I've never seen anyone with less scientific knowledge. It seems that even with a calculator, he can add 2 + 2 and get 5 as the result. It's very puzzling how anyone can be that stupid."

Anthropologists from all over the world are flocking to study the poster, thinking that he may be from some pre-historic non-human species. "Yes, if true, this poster could be the missing link between monkeys and apes, it'll be a very interesting scientific development."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990498


cruise

Well done.
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Amen!
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LOL...all Canadians reflect on your posting history.
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Cool! Can we trade him for that American in GA who says that hurricanes don't affect the ocean?
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Anthropologists from all over the world are flocking to study the poster, thinking that he may be from some pre-historic non-human species. "Yes, if true, this poster could be the missing link between monkeys and apes, it'll be a very interesting scientific development."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990498

One of the anthropologists who has met Punisher snapped a photo.

Here it is:

[link to i371.photobucket.com]
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Punisher is probably mentally retarded, don't make fun of poor bastard.





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