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I have real survival skills!

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/21/2011 10:52 PM
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I have real survival skills!
i am the only one who has real survival skills. While everybody is away stocking up food and guns I am increasing my knowledge of science and engineering. wanna build an entire machine shop from scrap cars? i can do that. need to create a EMP weapon out of a televsion set? My brain is chock full of tables and information. i can build you water pumps, washing machines and electric generators. Beg me to join you instead of the roving gangs who will use my smarts to defeat you!
rphunter

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02/21/2011 11:00 PM
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ok dude join us
Anonymous Coward
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02/21/2011 11:02 PM
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Re: I have real survival skills!
Sounds fair enough. I'll give you a can of tuna for the EMP weapon.
Txheat

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02/21/2011 11:04 PM
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You need us and we need you. however you have no guns and we do, SO i think you will be inclined to join us.
I'm just here to post good information when I can.
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02/21/2011 11:05 PM
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Re: I have real survival skills!
Do you know how to wage war?
Yea, get out of my way.

Pincer movement? blitzkrieg? False advancement? False Barriers?
Didn't think so. So while your building you care bare workshop I'm heading of to war against satan himself.
Anonymous Coward
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02/21/2011 11:11 PM
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Re: I have real survival skills!
Eh, you're funny as well. Sing for your supper?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/21/2011 11:13 PM
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Re: I have real survival skills!
Sounds fair enough. I'll give you a can of tuna for the EMP weapon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1273317


ten tuna cans filled with steel wool will silence a 50 BMG
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02/21/2011 11:15 PM
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Re: I have real survival skills!
i am the only one who has real survival skills. While everybody is away stocking up food and guns I am increasing my knowledge of science and engineering. wanna build an entire machine shop from scrap cars? i can do that. need to create a EMP weapon out of a televsion set? My brain is chock full of tables and information. i can build you water pumps, washing machines and electric generators. Beg me to join you instead of the roving gangs who will use my smarts to defeat you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1273310
yet you cant start a one stick fire by friction..FAIL
Anonymous Coward
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02/21/2011 11:16 PM
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Re: I have real survival skills!
Cool story. When the Unrest happens in America. I have to find you.
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02/21/2011 11:17 PM
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Re: I have real survival skills!
i am the only one who has real survival skills. While everybody is away stocking up food and guns I am increasing my knowledge of science and engineering. wanna build an entire machine shop from scrap cars? i can do that. need to create a EMP weapon out of a televsion set? My brain is chock full of tables and information. i can build you water pumps, washing machines and electric generators. Beg me to join you instead of the roving gangs who will use my smarts to defeat you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1273310


Do you know how to wage war?
Yea, get out of my way.

Pincer movement? blitzkrieg? False advancement? False Barriers?
Didn't think so. So while your building you care bare workshop I'm heading of to war against satan himself.
 Quoting: 1FutureMarine1



you two should meet up
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/21/2011 11:29 PM
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Re: I have real survival skills!
the gangs who will be doing the looting will be ex blackwater guys who have real military might to wage against you. these guys will pack serious fire and you will get looted and wimin raped. I can help you make armor and long range sentry technologies.
benooo

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02/21/2011 11:55 PM
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Re: I have real survival skills!
will you work for fish heads?

Last Edited by benjamin w on 02/21/2011 11:55 PM
nobody really
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02/22/2011 12:00 AM
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Re: I have real survival skills!
the gangs who will be doing the looting will be ex blackwater guys who have real military might to wage against you. these guys will pack serious fire and you will get looted and wimin raped. I can help you make armor and long range sentry technologies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1273310


I like this guy.
Anonymous Coward
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02/27/2011 09:39 PM
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Re: I have real survival skills!
The best survival skill is to have nothing, that is, to live like wild animals.
Drink dirty water, eat anything raw/movable, bathed in dirt, wear the least, sleep w/o lying etc...
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02/27/2011 09:40 PM
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Re: I have real survival skills!
You will be killed by the Earthquake ---won't matter





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