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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 21890587  United States10/31/2019 09:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Time for another "handy" tip. Always bring your own toilet paper with you whence going to work. Not the whole roll, just unravel some and cram it in a pocket. You may get the sudden urge to either defecate or rub one out. It's always good to be prepared. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 65600516 United States11/01/2019 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Rubbing one out is slang for masturbation. I was talking to a co-worker and he claimed he was going to the portable toilet (shit house) and when he opened the door a worker was beating his meat with one hand and holding his phone with the other. Apparently the horny fellow had forgotten to lock the door. |
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| Loup Garou User ID: 31702506 United States11/01/2019 11:56 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Flash a ghost they said..  Just because YOU don’t believe in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No ! The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it. "If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short! A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2 For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible "A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller Checkd, Keked, and Rekt! #Kids2 |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 65600516 United States11/02/2019 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ahhh, yes! I inadvertently killed my own thread once as well. I think it was cause I said something shitty or som'. Well, you could always bring it back to life if you want. True that! Necrobump that beezy back into existence while screaming incoherently. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 65600516 United States11/02/2019 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I went to the liquor store a few minutes ago. I placed a half gallon of old crow bourbon and a cold two liter of Pepsi on the counter next to the register. I asked the clerk if the Pepsi was tainted with fetal matter. Her eyes rolled back in her head and she started speaking in tongues. I told her to never mind. I'll have my bourbon neat. |
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| A Friend User ID: 76318518 United States11/02/2019 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You have the best memes. They make me curl up in the fetal position for about 3 minutes. Meme me baby!!!! I wanna feel those memes living in my brain!!  But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
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