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I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!

 
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06/03/2012 11:55 AM
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I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I know its not a huge deal but its kind of a big deal considering my son has been a fan of his for years and I just feel a little let down after getting all the Adam Lambert merchandise over the years. But the biggest problem will be explaining to my son that for Adam, the pee-pee doesn't go into the pee-pee, it instead goes into the poo-poo. Not gonna be fun to explain this one.
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06/03/2012 11:58 AM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
For Adam I guess the pee pee goes into the poo poo hole. Just remember this, your mouth is dirtier than your asshole
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06/03/2012 12:00 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I know its not a huge deal but its kind of a big deal considering my son has been a fan of his for years and I just feel a little let down after getting all the Adam Lambert merchandise over the years. But the biggest problem will be explaining to my son that for Adam, the pee-pee doesn't go into the pee-pee, it instead goes into the poo-poo. Not gonna be fun to explain this one.
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Your not going to believe it when you find out your son is gay too!
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06/03/2012 12:00 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
who the F is Adam Lambert? some fast food joint worker?
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The first time I saw him, I told my wife "there's a guy that would suck a dick."cruise
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
Who said Adam Lambert was gay?
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
Really, your that blind? He was out on Idol.
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06/03/2012 12:02 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I just figured it was an act, never thought he was really gay. This will just be the first time I'll have to explain this type of thing to my son.
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06/03/2012 12:03 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
never heard of him
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
The first time I saw him, I told my wife "there's a guy that would suck a dick."cruise
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We know what u were thinking. Did your wife agree to it?. BTW, did the earfulls of earrings give it away?
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
It is actually more of a surprise to me that there are people who thought he wasn't gay, at any stage. The make-up, latex clothing, jewelry, swagger, voice, actions...all of it: gay.
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
You seriously let your kids listen to this douche...I think he should get down with the Japanese testicle cooker
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
just hope your son doesnt watch the big bang theory could be really bad
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I know its not a huge deal but its kind of a big deal considering my son has been a fan of his for years and I just feel a little let down after getting all the Adam Lambert merchandise over the years. But the biggest problem will be explaining to my son that for Adam, the pee-pee doesn't go into the pee-pee, it instead goes into the poo-poo. Not gonna be fun to explain this one.
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Your not going to believe it when you find out your son is gay too!
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Not a chance....my son is straight. His first day at school this year he was talking about all the pretty girls.
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just hope your son doesnt watch the big bang theory could be really bad
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Why? He likes that show too.
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Blah blah blah...get the fuck over it and just raise your damn son.
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06/03/2012 12:06 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I know its not a huge deal but its kind of a big deal considering my son has been a fan of his for years and I just feel a little let down after getting all the Adam Lambert merchandise over the years. But the biggest problem will be explaining to my son that for Adam, the pee-pee doesn't go into the pee-pee, it instead goes into the poo-poo. Not gonna be fun to explain this one.
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Your not going to believe it when you find out your son is gay too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15750885


Not a chance....my son is straight. His first day at school this year he was talking about all the pretty girls.
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That's the first stage of denial
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I know its not a huge deal but its kind of a big deal considering my son has been a fan of his for years and I just feel a little let down after getting all the Adam Lambert merchandise over the years. But the biggest problem will be explaining to my son that for Adam, the pee-pee doesn't go into the pee-pee, it instead goes into the poo-poo. Not gonna be fun to explain this one.
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I just looked him. Are you fucking serious? Look at him, of course he's a fudge packer!
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I know its not a huge deal but its kind of a big deal considering my son has been a fan of his for years and I just feel a little let down after getting all the Adam Lambert merchandise over the years. But the biggest problem will be explaining to my son that for Adam, the pee-pee doesn't go into the pee-pee, it instead goes into the poo-poo. Not gonna be fun to explain this one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1465586


Your not going to believe it when you find out your son is gay too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15750885


Not a chance....my son is straight. His first day at school this year he was talking about all the pretty girls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1465586


That's the first stage of denial
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Then he will have a girl that is his best friend
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06/03/2012 12:13 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I'm hoping your son also asks you for merchandise from other bands/singers, if not, you are in denial and in for ride of your life. And it is TOTALLY derserved.
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06/03/2012 12:15 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I'm hoping your son also asks you for merchandise from other bands/singers, if not, you are in denial and in for ride of your life. And it is TOTALLY derserved.
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He didn't ask for merchandise, I bought it for him because I thought Adam would be a better role model than these boys he started hanging out with since entering High School....that's all.
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06/03/2012 12:16 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I'm hoping your son also asks you for merchandise from other bands/singers, if not, you are in denial and in for ride of your life. And it is TOTALLY derserved.
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He didn't ask for merchandise, I bought it for him because I thought Adam would be a better role model than these boys he started hanging out with since entering High School....that's all.
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You are fucking kidding right!
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
OMG.
Having no f-in clue who the hell this guy is I googled for pics.
How the hell could ANYONE think he is not gay?????

Look up gay in the dictionary and I'm sure his pic is there.

Geez.

So obvious. OP has the worst GayDar evar.
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06/03/2012 12:21 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I bet your son already knows. And I think he doesn't care.
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06/03/2012 05:56 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
Well he wears eye make-up so what did you think that was all about?

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06/03/2012 08:47 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I figured it was just an act...like the guys in KISS
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06/03/2012 08:49 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
but, he's a good Jewish boy that sings in synagogue.



Last Edited by Deplorable Klinger on 06/03/2012 08:51 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I know its not a huge deal but its kind of a big deal considering my son has been a fan of his for years and I just feel a little let down after getting all the Adam Lambert merchandise over the years. But the biggest problem will be explaining to my son that for Adam, the pee-pee doesn't go into the pee-pee, it instead goes into the poo-poo. Not gonna be fun to explain this one.
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How old is your son, OP???
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06/03/2012 08:53 PM
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I didn't know he was Jewish...that's actually a bit more troublesome than him being gay (in my opinion). My son might not mind him being gay because he said he still wants to meet him, but now im not sure.
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Re: I can't believe Adam Lambert is gay!
I know its not a huge deal but its kind of a big deal considering my son has been a fan of his for years and I just feel a little let down after getting all the Adam Lambert merchandise over the years. But the biggest problem will be explaining to my son that for Adam, the pee-pee doesn't go into the pee-pee, it instead goes into the poo-poo. Not gonna be fun to explain this one.
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How old is your son, OP???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16670831


He's 16





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