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DOT 2 DOT User ID: 16339784 United States 06/03/2012 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'll pass. Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
ceawaves User ID: 16696752 United States 06/03/2012 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To All My Dearest Beloved Liberal, Leftist, Social Progressive, Regressive, Marxist, and Liberation Theologist Friends: Quoting: Hmann Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound, it is time to divide up our common property and split the sheets so to speak. To wit I propose the following: DIVORCE AGREEMENT WHEREAS, we have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids and for sake of future generations, but the whole of this latest election process has revealed that our relationship has clearly run its course, and WHEREAS, our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, THEREFORE let's end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is the suggested model separation agreement: 1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass apportioned according to numerical representation. You can have California, Oregon, and Washington State. We'll take all the rest. 2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. 3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. 4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. 5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with all the wind, solar, and bio-diesel. 6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them. 7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. 8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, illegal aliens, unions, peaceniks, war protesters, and the OSW groups. 9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. 10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood 11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us or hit back when we are threatened or attacked. 14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill. 13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. 14. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Chevy Volt you can find. 15. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any doctors to deliver it. We'll continue to believe that healthcare is more affordable and more excellent in a free market system. 16. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", "God Bless America", and "The National Anthem." 17. You get "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World". 18. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. 19. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag. Please sign and pass it on if you will agree to this equitable distribution of property, values, and practices. In the spirit of friendly parting, we will arrange for a community picnic in about 10 years to compare notes and see how each other are doing. Sincerely, Your Conservative Friends P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Jane Fonda with you. P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country. Sounds like a great settlement of divorce.. problem is there was never a marriage..it was a only a host an parasite kind of thing.The parasites mutate into many, And the host has been about sucked dry of it's life blood. |
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DOT 2 DOT User ID: 16339784 United States 06/03/2012 08:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Forcing people into one of two camps is what's causing all the devisiveness in the first place. Things just aint that simple. Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
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Hmann (OP) User ID: 12939555 United States 06/03/2012 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Forcing people into one of two camps is what's causing all the devisiveness in the first place. Quoting: DOT 2 DOT Things just aint that simple. Tax tax tax and spend spend spend has worked so well for California... Lib's took power and this is what we get. [link to www.cnbc.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 14909789 United States 06/04/2012 08:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why don't you split it up by historical voting. liberals will take new york, nj, california, michigan, washington, illinois, oregon, massand vermont. you know the places where money is made and things are produced. you can have all the rest of the states full of trailer park welfare leeches and farm subsidies. lets see how that works out for you. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17288974 United States 06/04/2012 08:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Forcing people into one of two camps is what's causing all the devisiveness in the first place. Quoting: DOT 2 DOT Things just aint that simple. Yes, then the parasites would have nothing to suck off of. The real secret is, it IS that simple. I agree with pretty much everything except #11. Can't see any reason to mess up their countries. #6 is very funny! |
Phennommennonn Forum Administrator 06/04/2012 08:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To All My Dearest Beloved Liberal, Leftist, Social Progressive, Regressive, Marxist, and Liberation Theologist Friends: Quoting: Hmann Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound, it is time to divide up our common property and split the sheets so to speak. To wit I propose the following: DIVORCE AGREEMENT 6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them. Sincerely, Your Conservative Friends :JHNSTWTlulz: political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
DOT 2 DOT User ID: 16339784 United States 06/04/2012 08:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To All My Dearest Beloved Liberal, Leftist, Social Progressive, Regressive, Marxist, and Liberation Theologist Friends: Quoting: Hmann Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound, it is time to divide up our common property and split the sheets so to speak. To wit I propose the following: DIVORCE AGREEMENT WHEREAS, we have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids and for sake of future generations, but the whole of this latest election process has revealed that our relationship has clearly run its course, and WHEREAS, our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, THEREFORE let's end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is the suggested model separation agreement: 1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass apportioned according to numerical representation. You can have California, Oregon, and Washington State. We'll take all the rest. 2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. 3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. 4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. 5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with all the wind, solar, and bio-diesel. 6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them. 7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. 8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, illegal aliens, unions, peaceniks, war protesters, and the OSW groups. 9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. 10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood 11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us or hit back when we are threatened or attacked. 14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill. 13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. 14. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Chevy Volt you can find. 15. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any doctors to deliver it. We'll continue to believe that healthcare is more affordable and more excellent in a free market system. 16. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", "God Bless America", and "The National Anthem." 17. You get "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World". 18. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. 19. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag. Please sign and pass it on if you will agree to this equitable distribution of property, values, and practices. In the spirit of friendly parting, we will arrange for a community picnic in about 10 years to compare notes and see how each other are doing. Sincerely, Your Conservative Friends P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Jane Fonda with you. P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country. Sounds like a great settlement of divorce.. problem is there was never a marriage..it was a only a host an parasite kind of thing.The parasites mutate into many, And the host has been about sucked dry of it's life blood. Yes, the time for the "idle rich" to continue sucking the lifeblood out of the working class should be coming to an end shortly. They've nearly killed the goose that laid the golden egg. Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11306937 United States 06/04/2012 09:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | More neocon right left paradigm rubbish. I hate communist filth like everyone else.secretly I'd love to them all eradicated. But you're crazy if you think multination corporations have your best interest in mind or have ANY loyalty this country. And the cops will will follow whatever master gives them the biggest Peices of meat. |
Phennommennonn Forum Administrator 06/04/2012 09:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :MBHsoh8: political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10401141 United States 06/04/2012 09:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To All My Dearest Beloved Liberal, Leftist, Social Progressive, Regressive, Marxist, and Liberation Theologist Friends: Quoting: Hmann Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound, it is time to divide up our common property and split the sheets so to speak. To wit I propose the following: DIVORCE AGREEMENT WHEREAS, we have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids and for sake of future generations, but the whole of this latest election process has revealed that our relationship has clearly run its course, and WHEREAS, our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, THEREFORE let's end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is the suggested model separation agreement: 1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass apportioned according to numerical representation. You can have California, Oregon, and Washington State. We'll take all the rest. 2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. 3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. 4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. 5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with all the wind, solar, and bio-diesel. 6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them. 7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. 8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, illegal aliens, unions, peaceniks, war protesters, and the OSW groups. 9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. 10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood 11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us or hit back when we are threatened or attacked. 14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill. 13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. 14. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Chevy Volt you can find. 15. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any doctors to deliver it. We'll continue to believe that healthcare is more affordable and more excellent in a free market system. 16. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", "God Bless America", and "The National Anthem." 17. You get "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World". 18. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. 19. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag. Please sign and pass it on if you will agree to this equitable distribution of property, values, and practices. In the spirit of friendly parting, we will arrange for a community picnic in about 10 years to compare notes and see how each other are doing. Sincerely, Your Conservative Friends P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Jane Fonda with you. P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country. Sounds like a great settlement of divorce.. problem is there was never a marriage..it was a only a host an parasite kind of thing.The parasites mutate into many, And the host has been about sucked dry of it's life blood. Yes, the time for the "idle rich" to continue sucking the lifeblood out of the working class should be coming to an end shortly. They've nearly killed the goose that laid the golden egg. LMAO... The golden egg. Now that's funny right there! Wold that be the OSHA golden egg, or eh AFLCIO golden egg.. Or the redistributive taxes golden egg? I'm not sure which one of the golden eggs you're referring to. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17346603 Australia 06/04/2012 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Forcing people into one of two camps is what's causing all the devisiveness in the first place. Quoting: DOT 2 DOT Things just aint that simple. Tax tax tax and spend spend spend has worked so well for California... Lib's took power and this is what we get. [link to www.cnbc.com] you mad at both your daddies bro? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10783814 United States 06/04/2012 09:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | More neocon right left paradigm rubbish. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11306937 I hate communist filth like everyone else.secretly I'd love to them all eradicated. But you're crazy if you think multination corporations have your best interest in mind or have ANY loyalty this country. And the cops will will follow whatever master gives them the biggest Peices of meat. This |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11391699 United States 06/04/2012 09:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why don't you split it up by historical voting. liberals will take new york, nj, california, michigan, washington, illinois, oregon, massand vermont. you know the places where money is made and things are produced. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14909789 you can have all the rest of the states full of trailer park welfare leeches and farm subsidies. lets see how that works out for you. That's because libtards like you steal money from taxpayers... |
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IRQ_1 User ID: 1157608 United States 06/04/2012 09:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Too bad there was never a pre-nup. Jack of all trades master of none "shall not be infringed." BLUE RIBBON AWARNESS FOR MENS' HEALTH Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. --ISAAC ASIMOV I never 'Ad hominem' I don't need to. The Constitution means everything or nothing. You can't have both. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7315935 United States 06/04/2012 09:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THIS sums up the problem in nice little numbered issues... Conservatives are NO BETTER than leftist nut jobs. Sorry there OP... I prefer a different society free of greedy corporatism and run by greedy CEO's; fair profitability is one thing, greed is another. A military built and designed on DEFENSE, not offensive occupations based on corporatism & greed of other's natural resources. And, as for the Iran & Palestine topic... First of all, it is their countries and their issues, not ours. Let them work it out. Personally, I am sick of the Zionist agenda of Israel, and as far as I'm concerned, they can kiss my ass. Seem you forget that Iran was a thriving democracy until our CIA in concert with the fucks from england, played out a coup in 1953 (Operation AJAX) to steal their oil... yea, if I was Iran, I would be pissed too... so, Iran... do your thing, just don't fuck with me or my friends. And OP... Palestine was there LONG before the Zionist took their land created Israel in 1948. Fuck Israel. If there are good people there, which I am sure there are, I have no problem with them...but the Zionist? Fuck them too. Palestinians, I support you and your people. To the World... remember, there are more Americans who feel the way I do than the left/right bullshit being spread like the plague world wide. Peace |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14909789 United States 06/04/2012 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why don't you split it up by historical voting. liberals will take new york, nj, california, michigan, washington, illinois, oregon, massand vermont. you know the places where money is made and things are produced. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14909789 you can have all the rest of the states full of trailer park welfare leeches and farm subsidies. lets see how that works out for you. That's because libtards like you steal money from taxpayers... you trailer park, psuedo-christian, conservative trash are the thieves. we've been floating your asses since the reconstruction because the only way you retards could figure out how to make money was through human bondage and slavery. you want to split the country? that would be splendid, we could keep our money and the respect of the rest of the world without you retards sullying our image. [link to visualizingeconomics.com] red states spending all the money. [link to en.wikipedia.org] its the blue states paying the taxes. 1 California $313,998,874,000 36,553,215 $8,590.18 2 New York $244,672,914,000 19,297,729 $12,678.84 3 Texas $225,390,904,000 23,904,380 $9,428.85 4 Florida $136,476,423,000 18,251,243 $7,477.65 5 Illinois $135,458,089,000 12,852,548 $10,539.40 6 New Jersey $121,678,423,000 8,685,920 $14,008.70 7 Pennsylvania $112,368,286,000 12,432,792 $9,038.06 8 Ohio $105,772,774,000 11,466,917 $9,224.17 9 Minnesota $78,697,313,000 5,197,621 $15,141.03 10 North Carolina $75,903,684,000 9,061,032 $8,376.94 11 Georgia $75,217,980,000 9,544,750 $7,880.56 12 Massachusetts $74,782,325,000 6,449,755 $11,594.60 13 Michigan $69,923,907,000 10,071,822 $6,942.53 14 Virginia $61,989,886,000 7,712,091 $8,038.01 15 Washington $57,449,739,000 6,468,424 $8,881.57 16 Connecticut $54,235,851,000 3,502,309 $15,485.74 17 Maryland $53,705,070,000 5,618,344 $9,558.88 18 Missouri $48,568,138,000 5,878,415 $8,262.11 19 Tennessee $47,746,721,000 6,156,719 $7,755.22 20 Colorado $45,404,194,000 4,861,515 $9,339.52 21 Wisconsin $43,778,325,000 5,601,640 $7,815.27 22 Indiana $42,668,067,000 6,345,289 $6,724.37 23 Arizona $35,485,237,000 6,338,755 $5,598.14 24 Louisiana $33,676,593,000 4,293,204 $7,844.16 25 Oklahoma $29,324,569,000 3,617,316 $8,106.72 26 Arkansas $27,340,140,000 2,834,797 $9,644.48 27 Alabama $24,149,102,000 4,627,851 $5,218.21 28 Oregon $23,466,608,000 3,747,455 $6,262.01 29 Kentucky $23,150,555,000 4,241,474 $5,458.14 30 Kansas $22,311,231,000 2,775,997 $8,037.20 31 South Carolina $20,499,446,000 4,407,709 $4,650.82 District of Columbia[1] $20,393,510,000 588,292 $34,665.63 32 Nevada $19,619,012,000 2,565,382 $7,647.60 33 Nebraska $19,043,258,000 1,774,571 $10,731.19 34 Iowa $18,436,557,000 2,988,046 $6,170.10 35 Delaware $16,857,669,000 864,764 $19,493.95 36 Utah $15,063,650,000 2,645,330 $5,694.43 37 Rhode Island $11,966,818,000 1,057,832 $11,312.59 38 Mississippi $10,868,707,000 2,918,785 $3,723.71 39 New Hampshire $9,304,200,000 1,315,828 $7,070.98 40 Idaho $9,024,822,000 1,499,402 $6,018.95 41 New Mexico $8,346,154,000 1,969,915 $4,236.81 42 Hawaii $7,666,494,000 1,283,388 $5,973.64 43 West Virginia $6,521,950,000 1,812,035 $3,599.24 44 Maine $6,289,216,000 1,317,207 $4,774.66 45 South Dakota $4,765,559,000 796,214 $5,985.27 46 Wyoming $4,724,678,000 522,830 $9,036.74 47 Montana $4,522,680,000 957,861 $4,721.65 48 Alaska $4,287,200,000 683,478 $6,272.62 49 Vermont $3,806,110,000 621,254 $6,126.50 50 North Dakota $3,659,740,000 639,715 $5,720.89 Puerto Rico[2] $3,548,466,000 3,941,459 $888.39 TOTAL $2,674,007,818,000 305,562,616 $8,528.22 (US Avg.) |
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Ilana User ID: 17230833 Canada 06/04/2012 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Forcing people into one of two camps is what's causing all the devisiveness in the first place. Quoting: DOT 2 DOT Things just aint that simple. Exactly. Sheeple are easily herded into distinct groups or ideological alignments. Intelligent, thinking people will try to take the good and leave the bad from both. |
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