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Pack of five Zombie raccoons attack woman, sending her to hospital with 100+ bites & cuts !

 
Borat Sagdiyev
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A Washington state woman suffered 16 puncture wounds and over 100 lacerations after being attacked by a pack of raccoons.

Twenty-eight-year-old Michaela Lee was jogging on a trail near her Lakewood home when her dog spotted two raccoons and chased
them up a tree.

"I went over to pick up the leash and head home when three other raccoons just charged out of the grass straight for me.
I decided to run, but they were chasing me and clawing at the back of my legs," Lee said.

She had just gotten to her neighbor's yard when she tripped over them. As soon as she fell, the raccoons began to
viciously attack, biting her arms and legs as she lay trapped under them. Seconds later, Lee's dog ran up and began biting
and growling at them, scaring several of them off and giving Lee enough time to get on her feet.

Lee was immediately taken to the hospital where she said she was in shock. "There was so much blood everywhere you couldn't
see the skin on my arms or legs."

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bull SHIT OP!

Title is alarmist and untrue.

Yes, she got bitten, but the lady and her dog
scared a mother racoon and she attacked to
defend her young, that simple.
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100 bites????

...it says lacerations

that is "a torn and ragged wound " meaning, a scratch.


she fell all on her own, remember.
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bull SHIT OP!

Title is alarmist and untrue.

Yes, she got bitten, but the lady and her dog
scared a mother racoon and she attacked to
defend her young, that simple.

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AC, you obviously haven't seen the extremes people are going
to nowadays to keep the Zombie raccoon population at bay!


poor-raccoon

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She deserved it. She endangered both the raccoons and her dog by being a dumbass.
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raccoons are aggressive, they will bite you and your animals, which is why you shouldn't chase them up a tree. zombies ummm no
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She deserved it. She endangered both the
raccoons and her dog by being a dumbass.

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I've seen a lot of raccoons in my day while camping, hunting
and even in the city. I had one as a pet when I was a kid.

russracoon


While they might become accustom to human presence, raccoons
do not charge and engage in a SUSTAINED attack on a human!



Maybe one rabid raccoon, but not a pack of FIVE!


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raccoons are aggressive, they will bite you and your animals, which
is why you shouldn't chase them up a tree. zombies ummm no

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A pack of FIVE -- in a sustained attack on a human??!

They can be vicious, yes, but this is unheard of!!!

Raccoon Raccoon Raccoon Raccoon Raccoon

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Now the Coons are into Bath Salt's and making them Zombies.
Shaking my head GLP never stops to amaze me
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bsflag

I used to live in that part of Lakewood. I am guessing that she let her dog off of the leash because she was taking it to the dog park. She deserves what she got.
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Russians were spooked about news leaked out about Zombie gun targets..now using other mammals...cats..dogs then birds!
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Not to say she had it coming, but it sounds like she was being a tad reckless.

Last Edited by bbristowe on 07/12/2012 02:43 AM
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Now the Coons are into Bath Salt's and making them Zombies.
Shaking my head GLP never stops to amaze me

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Obama just signed a law to ban the stuff on Monday.

Thread: Obama signs bill making 'bath salts' illegal -- loses Zombie vote!


It's more than reasonable that some convenience
store clerk near the attack threw the Bath Salts
away in the back dumpster and the coons got into
the Salts along with the old pizza crust.

Rac3
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i would attack any mofo who tried to tree me too
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specially if i had my homies in the mix
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i would attack any mofo who tried to tree me too

specially if i had my homies in the mix

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Maybe you just didn't like his face ...

zombdog

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She deserved it. She endangered both the
raccoons and her dog by being a dumbass.

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I've seen a lot of raccoons in my day while camping, hunting
and even in the city. I had one as a pet when I was a kid.

:russracoon:


While they might become accustom to human presence, raccoons
do not charge and engage in a SUSTAINED attack on a human!



Maybe one rabid raccoon, but not a pack of FIVE!


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clappa
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raccoons are aggressive, they will bite you and your animals, which
is why you shouldn't chase them up a tree. zombies ummm no

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A pack of FIVE -- in a sustained attack on a human??!

They can be vicious, yes, but this is unheard of!!!

:Raccoon: :Raccoon: :Raccoon: :Raccoon: :Raccoon:

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LOL

lmao
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we call it Lakehood for a reason
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I've got quite a few coons that stroll up on my deck at night.

I'll come out and the majority usually take off and run up the tree and watch me but there is one badass coon that stands there and grunts at me and walks towards me, it ran towards my door one evening.

I'm afraid to go outside at night now. hiding

It has to be because she/he has babies. I'm assuming that was the issue with the chick on the trail.
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I was from the country , I knew if you corner one they will charge you and bite but never heard of one chasing you and then attacking when you fall.Maybe they had rabies, it gets bad when it gets really hot outside.
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we don't have coons in aussie

cry

you lucky basturds
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we don't have coons in aussie

cry

you lucky basturds
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At least you guys have kangaroos.

:oztard:
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bump
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we don't have coons in aussie

cry

you lucky basturds
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At least you guys have kangaroos.

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I heard Kangooros steak taste mighty good

Hey mate!!! Throw some shrimp on the barbie bring out the fosters and Kangoroe steaks
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Now the Coons are into Bath Salt's and making them Zombies.
Shaking my head GLP never stops to amaze me

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 Quoting: Ready2bugout
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Obama just signed a law to ban the stuff on Monday.

Thread: Obama signs bill making 'bath salts' illegal -- loses Zombie vote!


It's more than reasonable that some convenience
store clerk near the attack threw the Bath Salts
away in the back dumpster and the coons got into
the Salts along with the old pizza crust.

:Rac3:
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Yep that has to be it now we have Gangs of Coons strolling around town on bath salts looking for some fresh face meat instead picking at the garbage can
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Raccoons savagely attack woman

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Gay liberal raccoons?
I've changed my mind about moving to the US.
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If raccoons weighed 100#, they would open your door when you were gone, eat everything in the 'fridge, drink your beer, and be waiting to get you when you got home. Never trust a raccoon.
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