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Herman The Kid (OP) User ID: 17951882 United States 09/04/2012 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh yeah, A man went to a zoo that only had one dog as an exhibit. It was a shih-tzu. You m-m-m-muh-make me HAAA-PEEE. Psalm 34:14 - Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it. Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. |
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institutionalized User ID: 21503979 United States 09/04/2012 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So there was this guy. He was mighty thirsty and wanted to quench his thirst at the saloon. He pushed the swinging doors open, and stepped cross the threshold. His left foot got snagged on a nail sticking up. The man fell...............................To his death!!! Freak accident and all. ,./;'[]=- |
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waterman User ID: 21082139 United States 09/04/2012 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh yeah, A man went to a zoo that only had one dog as an exhibit. It was a shih-tzu. where did all the other animals go..were they abducted and why wasn't the zoo closed and an investigation started. There are some major concerns here..Where is this zoo located..and I would have thought I would have heard more about the missing animals on this site. I think that guy visiting the zoo would be the number one suspect -Heed the warning or endure the mourning Favor ain't fair |
Herman The Kid (OP) User ID: 17951882 United States 09/04/2012 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What do you say to a black guy in a suit? "Will the defendant please rise?" That is awful but you have to admit it's funny. You m-m-m-muh-make me HAAA-PEEE. Psalm 34:14 - Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it. Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. |
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institutionalized User ID: 21503979 United States 09/04/2012 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm so sorry. What allied forces country was he fighting for? The US? It's a joke...... My grandfather died in the Holocaust.... (He was a Nazi guard at a concentration camp) He fell out of his guard tower.... Tee hee, I get it now. It's totally ironic. So, have you ever experienced anything of extreme similarity???? ,./;'[]=- |
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Herman The Kid (OP) User ID: 16577681 United States 09/04/2012 11:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He says, "Doctor, doctor, I can't figure out who I am. I'm two people in the same body. I'm a tee-pee, I'm a wig-wam. I'm a tee-pee. I'm a wig-wam. What the HELL AM I?" Doc says, "Settle down, you're two tents." You m-m-m-muh-make me HAAA-PEEE. Psalm 34:14 - Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it. Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. |
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institutionalized User ID: 21503979 United States 09/05/2012 11:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just got done reading the book Increase Your Memory in 5 Easy Steps. Step 1 was....ah...you're supposed to....oh, never mind! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1579668 Tee hee, I like it when you said the word............um........that one word over there. No the other word..........I wish I could just tell you what it says but I can't read. ,./;'[]=- |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 45442410 United States 04/18/2016 12:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guy goes into a hardware store and says I need some 2x4. Guy behind the counter says how long do you want it? Other guy says I think I'll keep it. How come you can't tell jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch-line is too long. True utterances by students "I can't find my camoflage" "My glue got stuck" "I need red paint" (For what?) "I need it for a while" |
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