Ask me no question...I'll tell you no lie

so if I ask you a question will you tell me a lie?

Depends on the question.

I'm not fond of lying.

So if it's a question I'd rather not answer,

I'll just be evasive. But I'll give you a hint at least.

how did you stumble upon GLP?

I don't remember.

I research anything I'm interested in,
So most likely from a search long ago.

I also like older Tool... Brings back memories.

How old are you?

Then I'll make a statement instead.

Somewhere in between 29 and 55.

42 it is

Make it profound.

No. Make it nonsensical.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest of men.

Great Lynyrd Skynyrd song

Lower.

How about both?

Mighty is the wind, but you can still break it.

Brilliant! How very clever of you. LOL