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Banker Jumps and dies from JP MORGAN HQ!!!!

 
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A man has died after falling from the European headquarters of JP Morgan bank, in London, Scotland Yard says..

The man, believed to be in his 30s, was pronounced dead at the scene, at 25 Bank Street in Canary Wharf, just after 8am, the Metropolitan police said.

A force spokesman said he was found on the ninth floor.

"We believe we know the identity of the deceased but we await formal identification", he added.

The building has been the headquarters of the bank's operations in Europe, Middle East and Africa since July 2012, according to the company's website.

[link to www.theguardian.com]


What does he know that we dont? Could this be a sign its all about to go down, or was he just a nutter? Perhaps he was just a window cleaner. Or maybe he was pushed!

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01/28/2014 05:42 AM
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JUMP FUCKERS !
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01/28/2014 05:43 AM
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Re: Banker Jumps and dies from JP MORGAN HQ!!!!
Damn, you just beat me to it.

Congrats, you.

:)
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jpmorgan

lmao
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"We believe we know the identity of the deceased but we await formal identification", he added.

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01/28/2014 05:47 AM
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Lol


He "fell off of the building"


yeah



Kennedy ran into a bullet


rofl
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Re: Banker Jumps and dies from JP MORGAN HQ!!!!
maybe he was an intern that had been working 20 hour days for the last 3 weeks and snapped when he found out he wasn't going to get paid because one of his accounts only had a 3.7% gain when his quota was a 4% gain, even though the other 99 accounts he was managing averaged a 7% gain?

or maybe he read Matt Drudge's tweet and that was his exit plan?

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How Do You Look At A Body And Tell The Difference Beyween A Jump And A Push.
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How Do You Look At A Body And Tell The Difference Beyween A Jump And A Push.
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the angle of descent? how far the impact zone is from the building?

maybe?
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maybe he was an intern that had been working 20 hour days for the last 3 weeks and snapped when he found out he wasn't going to get paid because one of his accounts only had a 3.7% gain when his quota was a 4% gain, even though the other 99 accounts he was managing averaged a 7% gain?
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This happened to you, right?
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"Big Jump In Profits at JP Morgan"
Thread: ***JP Morgan reports big jump in profits***
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maybe he was an intern that had been working 20 hour days for the last 3 weeks and snapped when he found out he wasn't going to get paid because one of his accounts only had a 3.7% gain when his quota was a 4% gain, even though the other 99 accounts he was managing averaged a 7% gain?
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder


This happened to you, right?
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nope, just remembering the story of the BofA intern in London that died this summer after reportedly over-working.
Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Reapportionment Act of 1929!

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maybe he was an intern that had been working 20 hour days for the last 3 weeks and snapped when he found out he wasn't going to get paid because one of his accounts only had a 3.7% gain when his quota was a 4% gain, even though the other 99 accounts he was managing averaged a 7% gain?
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder


This happened to you, right?
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nope, just remembering the story of the BofA intern in London that died this summer after reportedly over-working.
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Oh ok, lol. I do remember reading about that.
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January 31st cometh!
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The thin gray man in his corner office hopes the sacrifice was sufficient...perhaps he should've read that parchment a bit more closely before signing...
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01/28/2014 06:25 AM
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Wasnt that that europaweg flat opposid of the mc near the ikea ?

I didnt...
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01/28/2014 06:27 AM

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Looking at Twitter it seems that people are saying it was a banker.
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Its t one of the most filthy road with only japanese restaurants on the groundfloor opposid of the mc.
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01/28/2014 06:29 AM
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Beer party ads on the martini tower walls ...
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01/28/2014 06:30 AM

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Picture of the scene, nothing graphic. Taken from an office window or similar.

[link to metro.co.uk]
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01/28/2014 06:34 AM
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Re: Banker Jumps and dies from JP MORGAN HQ!!!!
Picture of the scene, nothing graphic. Taken from an office window or similar.

[link to metro.co.uk]
 Quoting: badmonkey


tall f'n building man
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01/28/2014 06:54 AM
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i want to see more bankers in a diving competition from the highest building splash style with tom daly overseeing the coverage
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Being confirmed as a banker.



A banker has died after jumping from the top of JP Morgan's headquarters in London this morning.
The man, who is believed to be 39, fell from the 33 floor skyscraper and was found on the ninth floor roof of the Canary Wharf building.


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Poor sod :-(
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JUMP FUCKERS !
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hesright
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"former president of Cami Automotive in Ingersoll...died after falling from a 22nd-floor Bangkok hotel room"
"Suicide is suspected"

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01/28/2014 07:03 AM
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Re: Banker Jumps and dies from JP MORGAN HQ!!!!
Rest in peace. That's awful, the poor man.

Regardless of what job a person has there is NO NEED for suicide.

WALK AWAY

Suicide is a long term solution for a short term problem.

My heart goes out to his family.
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01/28/2014 07:12 AM
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Fell from the 33rd floor.. Mmmm,

Landed in the 9th.. Mmmm,
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First it was suicide nets for chinese factories, now their will be nets for all 5 story+ buildings.
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01/28/2014 07:23 AM
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A man has died after falling from the European headquarters of JP Morgan bank, in London, Scotland Yard says..

The man, believed to be in his 30s, was pronounced dead at the scene, at 25 Bank Street in Canary Wharf, just after 8am, the Metropolitan police said.

A force spokesman said he was found on the ninth floor.

"We believe we know the identity of the deceased but we await formal identification", he added.

The building has been the headquarters of the bank's operations in Europe, Middle East and Africa since July 2012, according to the company's website.

[link to www.theguardian.com]


What does he know that we dont? Could this be a sign its all about to go down, or was he just a nutter? Perhaps he was just a window cleaner. Or maybe he was pushed!
 Quoting: badmonkey


Hey, JP Morgan! Install nets on your buildings like China did! Problem solved! THERE WILL BE MORE JUMPERS, JUST WAIT!

1dpanic
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JUMP FUCKERS !
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hesright
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I wish it would rain bankers.





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