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Pokemon is Taking My Son Away From Me... PLEASE HELP

 
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LOL this thread is some funny shit...
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laugh
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wtf
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This is amazing. You have essentially just freed your son from slavery. With one silly action you have shown him just how fucking crazy religious extremism can be. Hopefully he will remember this lesson and disown you as soon as he is of age.

Your 11-year-old called you "insane!" And he's right! That's hysterical.
- The Spider Kid
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This is amazing. You have essentially just freed your son from slavery. With one silly action you have shown him just how fucking crazy religious extremism can be. Hopefully he will remember this lesson and disown you as soon as he is of age.

Your 11-year-old called you "insane!" And he's right! That's hysterical.
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hesright
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Lady you are absolutely nuts. Pokemon is a fun and adventurous game. It is only make belief just like your useless fucking bible. I suggest pulling your head out of your ass before you suffocate!
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Ignore this stupidity. Your trying to be a good mother and God bless you! Keep up the fight against Satan…..in the end….we will have the victory. BTW, he does need his ass busted though for calling you insane. Don't put up with that nonsense. Your the parent…act like it!
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I'm bumping this because it needs to be seen:

Why are people responding to this? It's a troll, copy-pasting from another troll's circulating post - duplicated almost word for word in many places online.

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bump
This thread must be kept alive for the funny comments!!
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04/19/2014 05:23 PM
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LOL
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LOL
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I did that too when I saw this thread.
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Looks like I found the weird (er) part of GLP again
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Wasn't this a South Park episode?
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Wasn't this a South Park episode?
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If not it should have been
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Easy solution. Pull a Michelle Duggar and remove television from your home. banana2
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Lol
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Easy solution. Pull a Michelle Duggar and remove television from your home. banana2
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Lol
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chuckle
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Forgot about this thread it was such a good troll thread.. better than reading the 250 ebola threads that all say the same thing.
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08/07/2014 09:01 AM
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Forgot about this thread it was such a good troll thread.. better than reading the 250 ebola threads that all say the same thing.
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hesright
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I'm a dedicated Christian, and judging by what I've seen on television, Pokemon is a game full of violence, slavery and abuse. Forcing creatures to fight for their own entertainment is appalling and I cannot believe it's rated for children. I can also not believe it has been going on since the 90s, causing evil to spread.
Yesterday, my son asked what I was fearing. He asked for a Pokemon game, I was shocked, because I knew my sister let her sons play that dreadful game, and my sister is dim and does not follow in Gods footsteps.
I told him no and immediately sent him to his room. I then phoned my pastor and he recommended steering my son away from that awful game. My son is 11 years old and he has become very cold with me ever since I said no. He called me insane, which is a reflect of what the game can do to a child.
I will not allow any kind of things in my house that are in any way offending God. I threw away all my sons Harry Potter books and forbidden him from watching the movies.
I am a good mother, and any parent who lets their kids play Pokemon, will grow up with a power obsessed, violent child worshiping Satan. Evolution is also in the game, which is against Gods words. it is disgraceful and should be banned.
My son has insulted me ever since this has happened. He told me his friends play Pokemon, so I have told him he is not allowed near them again. It is causing a drift between our family. I have told my son various times that he will go to Hell if he plays Pokemon but the message is not sinking in.

I fear Satan is taking him from me.
 Quoting: Good Christian Mother 54281176


It's not satan, he is starting to think for himself, and realize what a loon you are.
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NO it sounds like the TV is doing the thinking for him. I would address the propaganda box in the living room first.
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Forgot about this thread it was such a good troll thread.. better than reading the 250 ebola threads that all say the same thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37789459


hesright
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hesright
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08/07/2014 11:50 AM
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Too late
My son because of PokemOn is majoring in japanese and asian studies

Fact
gotta catch em all( your children)

Damn psyop
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putin
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Lady you are absolutely nuts. Pokemon is a fun and adventurous game. It is only make belief just like your useless fucking bible. I suggest pulling your head out of your ass before you suffocate!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52249654


Ignore this stupidity. Your trying to be a good mother and God bless you! Keep up the fight against Satan…..in the end….we will have the victory. BTW, he does need his ass busted though for calling you insane. Don't put up with that nonsense. Your the parent…act like it!
 Quoting: HyruleRupee


If she was the parent, then she would actually look at Pokemon carefully. She's a shit parent. Probably watches porn behind her son's back.
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You are so dumb... Tell that to the original poster.
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Obvious troll post is obvious...

Dude, you have to try harder if you want to be believable... you won't earn many nickels on this one...
Life is a spiritual war and no matter where we lay our head, we live in a warzone.

There will be casualties.

You do get to choose your side. I chose the Bright Side where my God fights for me.

Others chose the Dark Side and fight for an entity that views them with disdain and discards them.
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Wait till ISIS comes for him and he starts wearing a beard.
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I will not allow any kind of things in my house that are in any way offending God. I threw away all my sons Harry Potter books and forbidden him from watching the movies.
I am a good mother, and any parent who lets their kids play Pokemon, will grow up with a power obsessed, violent child worshiping Satan. Evolution is also in the game, which is against Gods words. it is disgraceful and should be banned.
My son has insulted me ever since this has happened. He told me his friends play Pokemon, so I have told him he is not allowed near them again. It is causing a drift between our family. I have told my son various times that he will go to Hell if he plays Pokemon but the message is not sinking in.

I fear Satan is taking him from me.
 Quoting: Good Christian Mother 54281176






Last Edited by Dogfood™ on 08/26/2014 11:57 AM
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do your job as a mother. duh. you dont want your son doing something? well take charge. geez. it blows my mind how many parents let their kids walk all over them. and yes i am a parent of a child who loves playing video games and computer games. he is 6. when i say its time to turn it off , he might whine a bit but he turns it off. and if i say today no tv no video games ...he might say "well what am i supposed to do?!" i say - figure it out kid....or hang out with me . and he says ok. and thats that. discipline. why has he been attached to pokemon SO much that its ruining your family? whose fault is that?
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I feel sorry for kids that are raised in religious households. They are so confined and restricted that once they get older they all become nuts.
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Hahahaha I know about that....
They are witch and wiccan... But I'm cool with that...
Evil Spirit love Pikachu doll... Its make me confused... Pikachu is cute little thing
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Luxferre.

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Hahahaha I know about that....
They are witch and wiccan... But I'm cool with that...
Evil Spirit love Pikachu doll... Its make me confused... Pikachu is cute little thing
Astral Spirit Keeper





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