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Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)

 
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Saw this was just posted at Nuking Politics, and thought (as I often do) to share the humor here. Enjoy!

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FTA:
"I’m not sure about the rest of you out there, but most of us middle-aged-ish males (and this isn’t limited to “white American males” either) are ever-thankful that young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blonde (YBBBELHB) women everywhere have basically no concept of the power they wield… because if they ever got a clue, they’d end up ruling the entire world in no time."


Starring: Kate Upton, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Her Royal Highness Princess Madeline of Sweden, Kirstie Maldonado (from Pentatonix), Catherine Zeta-Jones, Freema Agyeman, Sarah Palin, with (I guess) a special guest appearance by Su-Metal.

A bit heavy on the sociology/psychology/physiology (Does anyone know of a term that groups these together?), but still a typical Nuking Politics excessively long, oddly footnoted, read. It isn't the first time they've published stuff like this, but it does show more skin than you usually see on that site.

Go get 'em, kids!
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
I personally like brunettes with big breasts and big booties.
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I personally like brunettes with big breasts and big booties.
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Something's you will never see in Korea....hf
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I personally like brunettes with big breasts and big booties.
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As the article mentions, brunettes age better - or at least less dramatically.
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
Saw this was just posted at Nuking Politics, and thought (as I often do) to share the humor here. Enjoy!

[link to www.nukingpolitics.com]

FTA:
"I’m not sure about the rest of you out there, but most of us middle-aged-ish males (and this isn’t limited to “white American males” either) are ever-thankful that young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blonde (YBBBELHB) women everywhere have basically no concept of the power they wield… because if they ever got a clue, they’d end up ruling the entire world in no time."


Starring: Kate Upton, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Her Royal Highness Princess Madeline of Sweden, Kirstie Maldonado (from Pentatonix), Catherine Zeta-Jones, Freema Agyeman, Sarah Palin, with (I guess) a special guest appearance by Su-Metal.

A bit heavy on the sociology/psychology/physiology (Does anyone know of a term that groups these together?), but still a typical Nuking Politics excessively long, oddly footnoted, read. It isn't the first time they've published stuff like this, but it does show more skin than you usually see on that site.

Go get 'em, kids!
 Quoting: Shelgeyr


Dont forget Yulia Tymoshenko
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
Saw this was just posted at Nuking Politics, and thought (as I often do) to share the humor here. Enjoy!

[link to www.nukingpolitics.com]

FTA:
"I’m not sure about the rest of you out there, but most of us middle-aged-ish males (and this isn’t limited to “white American males” either) are ever-thankful that young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blonde (YBBBELHB) women everywhere have basically no concept of the power they wield… because if they ever got a clue, they’d end up ruling the entire world in no time."


Starring: Kate Upton, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Her Royal Highness Princess Madeline of Sweden, Kirstie Maldonado (from Pentatonix), Catherine Zeta-Jones, Freema Agyeman, Sarah Palin, with (I guess) a special guest appearance by Su-Metal.

A bit heavy on the sociology/psychology/physiology (Does anyone know of a term that groups these together?), but still a typical Nuking Politics excessively long, oddly footnoted, read. It isn't the first time they've published stuff like this, but it does show more skin than you usually see on that site.

Go get 'em, kids!
 Quoting: Shelgeyr


Dont forget Yulia Tymoshenko
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59434480


Take it up with the NP writers - mention her in their comment section or something. Personally, I don't know who Yulia Tymoshenko is, but as soon as I hit the post button you can be sure I'm gonna look her up!
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Ah! Yulia Tymoshenko - Vlad's babe! Got it! Thanks!
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Saw this was just posted at Nuking Politics, and thought (as I often do) to share the humor here. Enjoy!

[link to www.nukingpolitics.com]

FTA:
"I’m not sure about the rest of you out there, but most of us middle-aged-ish males (and this isn’t limited to “white American males” either) are ever-thankful that young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blonde (YBBBELHB) women everywhere have basically no concept of the power they wield… because if they ever got a clue, they’d end up ruling the entire world in no time."


Starring: Kate Upton, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Her Royal Highness Princess Madeline of Sweden, Kirstie Maldonado (from Pentatonix), Catherine Zeta-Jones, Freema Agyeman, Sarah Palin, with (I guess) a special guest appearance by Su-Metal.

A bit heavy on the sociology/psychology/physiology (Does anyone know of a term that groups these together?), but still a typical Nuking Politics excessively long, oddly footnoted, read. It isn't the first time they've published stuff like this, but it does show more skin than you usually see on that site.

Go get 'em, kids!
 Quoting: Shelgeyr


Dont forget Yulia Tymoshenko
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59434480


Take it up with the NP writers - mention her in their comment section or something. Personally, I don't know who Yulia Tymoshenko is, but as soon as I hit the post button you can be sure I'm gonna look her up!
 Quoting: Shelgeyr


my bad her eyes are brown!
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
Still pretty!
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yep she does go 2 outta 3!
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
Heck even Su-Metal is a doll, albeit decidedly underage.

Kids grow up so fast - sigh.
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
LOVED the Kate Upton in Antarctica pix! Sweet! She should've included more pictures.
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06/21/2014 12:18 PM
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Gooooood Morning! Time for lunch!



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Oh thanks. Just make me drool, why don't ya?
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
Saw this was just posted at Nuking Politics, and thought (as I often do) to share the humor here. Enjoy!

[link to www.nukingpolitics.com]

FTA:
"I’m not sure about the rest of you out there, but most of us middle-aged-ish males (and this isn’t limited to “white American males” either) are ever-thankful that young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blonde (YBBBELHB) women everywhere have basically no concept of the power they wield… because if they ever got a clue, they’d end up ruling the entire world in no time."


Starring: Kate Upton, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Her Royal Highness Princess Madeline of Sweden, Kirstie Maldonado (from Pentatonix), Catherine Zeta-Jones, Freema Agyeman, Sarah Palin, with (I guess) a special guest appearance by Su-Metal.

A bit heavy on the sociology/psychology/physiology (Does anyone know of a term that groups these together?), but still a typical Nuking Politics excessively long, oddly footnoted, read. It isn't the first time they've published stuff like this, but it does show more skin than you usually see on that site.

Go get 'em, kids!
 Quoting: Shelgeyr


OP.. That's an extreme load of bullshit. So very subjective I could cough up blood (or shit). I for one do not like dead white skin and blonde hair is another major turn off for me. So re gauge yiu're all inclusive subject line!

Puke !
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bump

Who is this Sumetal girl?
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She's 16. Slow down there.

That might be legal in Japan, tho...
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
Naturally blonde big breasted hazel eyed girls are hotter. Rarer too.
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It's all good.
Government is a body largely ungoverned.
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:beautifuleyes:
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Saw this was just posted at Nuking Politics, and thought (as I often do) to share the humor here. Enjoy!

[link to www.nukingpolitics.com]

FTA:
"I’m not sure about the rest of you out there, but most of us middle-aged-ish males (and this isn’t limited to “white American males” either) are ever-thankful that young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blonde (YBBBELHB) women everywhere have basically no concept of the power they wield… because if they ever got a clue, they’d end up ruling the entire world in no time."


Starring: Kate Upton, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Her Royal Highness Princess Madeline of Sweden, Kirstie Maldonado (from Pentatonix), Catherine Zeta-Jones, Freema Agyeman, Sarah Palin, with (I guess) a special guest appearance by Su-Metal.

A bit heavy on the sociology/psychology/physiology (Does anyone know of a term that groups these together?), but still a typical Nuking Politics excessively long, oddly footnoted, read. It isn't the first time they've published stuff like this, but it does show more skin than you usually see on that site.

Go get 'em, kids!
 Quoting: Shelgeyr


OP.. That's an extreme load of bullshit. So very subjective I could cough up blood (or shit). I for one do not like dead white skin and blonde hair is another major turn off for me. So re gauge yiu're all inclusive subject line!

Puke !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2799801


I wouldn't say "extreme load" of BS - they're (I assume) talking about general rules, and I hesitate to even use the word "rules" there. How about "general overarching trends or tendencies" or something along those lines. I don't mean to dumb down their point though - they may have meant "rules"... Regardless, that it doesn't apply to you neither invalidates the premise NOR makes you some kind of oddball. You could be perfectly normal (you'll have to judge that for yourself) and not prefer blondes, but I think they've nailed the general tendency, and I also don't think this is news. I've read stuff like this before, just not usually illustrated with Kate Upton pictures, which I think was a good decision.
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:beautifuleyes:
 Quoting: Nemamiah


Hey! I looked at her eyes!

Grant you, they were the third things I saw, but I did see them!
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Good eyes there, buddy!

Anyone know the code for the breastbump picture?
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Saw this was just posted at Nuking Politics, and thought (as I often do) to share the humor here. Enjoy!

[link to www.nukingpolitics.com]

FTA:
"I’m not sure about the rest of you out there, but most of us middle-aged-ish males (and this isn’t limited to “white American males” either) are ever-thankful that young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blonde (YBBBELHB) women everywhere have basically no concept of the power they wield… because if they ever got a clue, they’d end up ruling the entire world in no time."


Starring: Kate Upton, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Her Royal Highness Princess Madeline of Sweden, Kirstie Maldonado (from Pentatonix), Catherine Zeta-Jones, Freema Agyeman, Sarah Palin, with (I guess) a special guest appearance by Su-Metal.

A bit heavy on the sociology/psychology/physiology (Does anyone know of a term that groups these together?), but still a typical Nuking Politics excessively long, oddly footnoted, read. It isn't the first time they've published stuff like this, but it does show more skin than you usually see on that site.

Go get 'em, kids!
 Quoting: Shelgeyr


OP.. That's an extreme load of bullshit. So very subjective I could cough up blood (or shit). I for one do not like dead white skin and blonde hair is another major turn off for me. So re gauge yiu're all inclusive subject line!

Puke !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2799801


"Dead white skin"? You'd puke over blonde hair? Just imagine the outrage if someone turned that around and wrote it about blacks. You've got problems, man.
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:beautifuleyes:
 Quoting: Nemamiah


Hey! I looked at her eyes!

Grant you, they were the third things I saw, but I did see them!
 Quoting: Shelgeyr


You must be no one. Does that make you the nobody's cousin?
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:beautifuleyes:
 Quoting: Nemamiah


Hey! I looked at her eyes!

Grant you, they were the third things I saw, but I did see them!
 Quoting: Shelgeyr


You must be no one. Does that make you the nobody's cousin?
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That's some decent Canadian logic there, OP! I think he's got you dead to rights. Tell the Nobody the gang says Hi, and hope yer not kissing cousins. Cause that would be bad, you pervert you!
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i like brown eyes more, but i'm definitely game for some fat titted blondes
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i like brown eyes more, but i'm definitely game for some fat titted blondes
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i bet you do bananasex
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So seriously, is this article sincere or just race-baiting? Or reverse race-baiting? Or proactive trolling? Or...?
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So seriously, is this article sincere or just race-baiting? Or reverse race-baiting? Or proactive trolling? Or...?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13707901


It struck me as sincere, and although likely to be attacked as racist, I think they made a point of saying it wasn't, and why.

Examples from the article:
"Therefore, it is not due to imperialistic conditioning that “gentlemen prefer blondes”. It is due to that fact that unless a blonde woman possesses some fairly rare Icelandic or Norwegian genes, her hair will darken over time. Historically, light blond hair was a pretty sure-fire indicator of youth. Even if a man’s prefrontal lobes aren't aware of this, the rest of his brain and many of his glands certainly are."

"It isn't about wanting to appear WHITE, it is about wanting - in a very fundamental and instinctive way - to appear YOUNG!"

(Referring to eye dilation):
"This is NOT the result of years of white conservative conspiracy! But this is why romantic restaurants have dim lighting..."





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