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I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.

 
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01/02/2015 01:23 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
You know she's really Natalie Wood don't you?
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01/02/2015 01:24 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
You know she's really Natalie Wood don't you?
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No, but I'm not surprised.

I thought she seemed kind of cold and dry.
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01/02/2015 01:27 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
You know she's really Natalie Wood don't you?
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No, but I'm not surprised.

I thought she seemed kind of cold and dry.
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I guess that's why we never did a
threesome with Robert Wagner or
Christopher Walken.
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01/02/2015 01:30 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
what size bra does she wear? and did she ever pass you around to like Hillary?
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01/02/2015 01:32 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
what size bra does she wear? and did she ever pass you around to like Hillary?
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She tried to pass me out to the Black Caucus

but I'm not that liberal.
Teddy Salad

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01/02/2015 01:33 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Anal?
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01/02/2015 01:43 PM
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Anal?
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Yes but only if you're a white male and can take 9 inches.
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01/02/2015 02:04 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Ewwwwwww!!!!!

Now I have to go bleach my brian!!!!!!
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01/02/2015 02:17 PM
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Ewwwwwww!!!!!

Now I have to go bleach my brian!!!!!!
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Who is brian?

Another sex slave?
Anonymous Coward
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01/02/2015 02:19 PM
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eekalert
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01/02/2015 02:28 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
You know she's really Natalie Wood don't you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13972679



No, but I'm not surprised.

I thought she seemed kind of cold and dry.
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Not Natalie Wood then, she would have been cold and wet.
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01/02/2015 02:31 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Not Natalie Wood then, she would have been cold and wet.
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I doubt it.

I doubt if Robert Wagner or Christopher Walken
could get even Miley Cyrus wet.
Anonymous Coward
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01/02/2015 02:42 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
If it was Nasty Pelosi you have more that PTSD. You have chest hair stink from her boston pancakes.
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01/09/2015 09:59 AM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
How do you get this gig?
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2015 01:57 AM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
what? no "Landing Strip"?
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01/14/2015 02:23 AM
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How do you get this gig?
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Pentagram.
Candles.
Invocation.
Demon summons.
Anonymous Coward
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04/05/2019 06:26 AM
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Does she only do Americans or maybe immigrants from Australia, too?
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04/05/2019 07:13 AM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Did she make you play motor boat?
Red John

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04/05/2019 07:28 AM

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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
She only used me for a few months and now I have PTSD, so I black out a lot.
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The thought of it is just disgusting. You're lucky that you came out of it with only PTSD.
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OP do also have PTSTD ?
oh hai!
Toejamsoup

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04/05/2019 07:31 AM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Does She swallow? or gargle and drip?
How about you and I play a game of fuck off...you go first.

Hard headed fuck you all,
Just add it to the hot rod death toll ...

Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
old boy george

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04/05/2019 07:42 AM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Is she a real Satanist?





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