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Jai_Guru_Jesus_Om (OP) Breshears is Off: Ask Me Why User ID: 68670738 United States 06/15/2016 03:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No more than usual (B)ullshit™ always needs an amplified bullhorn demanding kneeling subservience - or else.- SyncAsFunk The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 63474411 United States 06/19/2016 10:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Gross. Isn't there a medical forum that would be better than glp. You are going to get some of the worst advice ever on here. Example: Stick the water hose up there and turn it on at half pressure. It should shoot all the shit out your mouth. |
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IEatDemons User ID: 72373871 United Kingdom 06/19/2016 10:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have so much powers to control people's lives using energy-systems designed to help people lie steal and cheat, and "have to hide your true form in order to wage your war against god"... why can't you just use some of those powers to heal yourself instead? Are you really that pathetic? Im just a cat :3 |
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Bodiless Forum Administrator User ID: 71629320 United States 06/19/2016 10:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Today, when I poop, which is more than usual, my head hurts in a U-shape from my temples through my Jaw. It feels like if it was just a little bit worse, I would pass out. Seems muscular in nature. No areas hurt when palpated. Quoting: Jai_Guru_Jesus_Om I do not have a fever, nausea or headache and do not feel particularly fatigued. No dizziness or vertigo. I have type 2 and my blood sugar is normal. I also have four stents. I am 44. Been searching and am coming up empty. You ever have this and what was it? Thanks If you have 4 stents at 44 and type 2 and have what you describe when you crap you probably have high BP as well(when not on meds) and you prolly should have a color flow carotid ultrasound. I bet a bruit can be appreciated “We have assembled the most extensive and inclusive Voter Fraud Organization in the history of America”—Joe “SippyCup” Biden Joe Biden will never be the man Michelle Obama is The worst thing about dying is that you become a democratic voter for eternity |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 63474411 United States 06/19/2016 10:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | listen,OP... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21766075 if you DO go to a doctor about this, will you come back and tell us what he/she said? please? it should stay in your history unless you systematically delete it.. id really like to know. Are you getting u shaped poop pains too? Maybe this is a secret government weapon. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11471376 United States 06/19/2016 11:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I met a fellow in his 50's walking with a cane last year... Ask him what happened and what's with the cane. He said he had a stroke on the shitter....almost died. With the diabetes and heart stents, it sounds like you are in poor health to begin with. And if you are not evacuating your stool without hard pushing, you need to improve your diet/exercise/lifestyle choices.....!!!!! Might try to take care of your health properly! And for goodness sake, stay away from all medical practitioners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are there to kill you, but first get you hooked on one of their worthless pills or surgeries so they can afford that condo in Hawaii and that new BMW coupe they have their eye on. Wake the fuck up. let me repeat that... WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!! What are you doing to your body to be so sick? Might want to stop doing it! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72412747 Spain 06/19/2016 11:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The cure is a .50 cal to the brain. It will stop you from ever having that pain again. That's a fact. I suppose you are after a non-lethal solution or you are just trolling or you are actually being serious...either way the 0.50 cal is the solution. It works every time and it would benefit those who don't want to hear what faces you make when you poo. |
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nikki nikita User ID: 71071950 United States 06/19/2016 11:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Today, when I poop, which is more than usual, my head hurts in a U-shape from my temples through my Jaw. It feels like if it was just a little bit worse, I would pass out. Seems muscular in nature. No areas hurt when palpated. Quoting: Jai_Guru_Jesus_Om I do not have a fever, nausea or headache and do not feel particularly fatigued. No dizziness or vertigo. I have type 2 and my blood sugar is normal. I also have four stents. I am 44. Been searching and am coming up empty. You ever have this and what was it? Thanks exercise more, so stretches before you have a bowel movement. use your leg and core to poop rather than your back. |
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IEatDemons User ID: 72373871 United Kingdom 06/19/2016 12:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sad fact is... my post is the most useful and hits home at the most crucial truth in all of this. Why even post here? if he really is an agent of satan ( Thread: Recent Communication From Satan. )... then he should be powerful enough to do whatever he wants. Getting your ideas straight and true is the only way to sort anything out in life. I'm the only one forcing this IDIOT to sort his ideas out. I know it sounds harsh, but the fact is... if he listened to what I was saying and realised "hey wait? I'm not so powerful as I think i am... whatever evil I've done has totally destroyed myself, maybe I'd be better off NOT BEING EVIL ANYMORE... and I'd be able to fix myself". If he did that... he'd have a chance. But he is too busy being arrogant. Im just a cat :3 |
Jai_Guru_Jesus_Om (OP) Breshears is Off: Ask Me Why User ID: 65955727 United States 06/19/2016 12:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Okay, wow, dead thread resurrected. Sorry I was away, I was busy being arrogant. Anyway, it went away the next day. My BP, cholesterol, blood sugar all under good control and my body is being worked out with the new career. "What are you doing to be so unhealthy?" The answer *was* years of Mountain Dew abuse coupled with undiagnosed/unnoticed Type 2 Diabetes. I am actually healthier than ever and my heart had minimal damage and I passed all of my stress tests off-the-charts. Genetically, there's a lot of bullshit in the bloodline. It's not always about what you do or what you didn't do. Some people get a high constitution but zero Charisma, zero intelligence etc. My D&D stats from Birth were: Strength: 9 Dexterity: 11 Constitution: 9 Intelligence: 16 Wisdom: 18 Charisma: 25 (Just Kidding...probably 11) (B)ullshit™ always needs an amplified bullhorn demanding kneeling subservience - or else.- SyncAsFunk The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart |
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