You are stuck in hell for eternity: Pick a roommate

In Hell you get the opposite of what you pick. In Hell there is no love.

The hottest young female with a ferocious sexual appetite.

Dante. He knows the way out.

MacGuyver

That doesn't matter, you aren't leaving

" eternity " = " forever "

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Nothing is forEver

Scarlett Johannson

Sound like a challenge...

In that case, I pick God.

bellybutton.

You forgot to say attracted to you. Congrats, you now have to watch the hottest young female with the most ferocious sexual appetite screw Satan's brains out for eternity.

idk about that, sounds more like you are challenged

So you would enjoy being trapped in hell forever with a guy who knows the way out ?

That would be amusing

He'd just keep mentioning it and you'd be like

" chut up, man, I know you know the way out......we can't leave "

Damn you Satan!! Lol

I'm just entertaining myself on your thread.

I thought my response was clever. Perhaps you are the challenged one.

a mute

DINKLEBEEERRRRGGGGG!!!!

senior bush so i have someone to take my anger out on

mmmmhmmm


why don't you go post some spirals or something

interesting pick

Given the fact I had probably done something like killing someone to get into hell for eternity. I think it's safe to bet I would pick anyone besides the person I killed. I mean, it's his fault he slept with my wife.

So be it. It will be your wife and you will have an eternity to argue about it.

GLP

I asked this same question elsewhere and somebody said " Jesus "

LJS

Iceman from X-men...

Trump!!!!

Myself, so I can repeatedly punch myself in the face for being a dumb ass working for my brother for 30 years. Goddammit, I'm so fucking stupid,