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LOL

She ended the interview too early. Now she has to fill time. Embarrassing.

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Another roast from G7 just came in...

Norry using a Stephen Gibbs time machine travels back to the School Book Depository building that day years ago. He sees Lee Harvey Oswald standing by the window taking his rifle out of the bag. Norry asks "Hey would you like to be a guest on C2C AM?"
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Another roast from G7 just came in...

Norry using a Stephen Gibbs time machine travels back to the School Book Depository building that day years ago. He sees Lee Harvey Oswald standing by the window taking his rifle out of the bag. Norry asks "Hey would you like to be a guest on C2C AM?"
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rofl
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On a recent trip to Ireland.


Ok George all you have to do it lay on your back and kiss it!

....says TommyD


A hesitant $Noory says as he lays back.....

O.K. but after this can we visit the Blarney Stone?


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epiclol
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OMG ijust reminded myself of that laughing trucker call. Jeeze that really has to be the epitome of fakery. it is even worse then Art's Area 51 Cessna call.
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Lol Art flew a desk in Vietnam. 25 sorties over the Xerox machine.
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Yes, he was an office door gunner, firing out round after round from his staple gun into the adjacent cubicle where "Charlie" worked.
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lmao
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George..Tommy lets play that song for a bumper again.

Tommy ...( grinding his teeth in utter comtempt) which one is that ?


George.... You know that Gordon Flightfoot one ..The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald...
 Quoting: John Deutchendorfer 74280142


cruisecruise
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George's interest in Catholicism was piqued from the time he was a boy atttending mass and he heard the priest tell a man kneeling in front of him,"Take this and eat of me." George could've sworn those words were accompanied by the sound of a zipper.
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A blast from the past

[link to i49.tinypic.com]
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rofl
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$noory " Boy! what a great weekend ! Tahhmmy and I visited Yellowstone. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE,now high that thing squirts in the air!"

Caller " You mean old faithful ?"

$noory " What is that ?"

Caller " A geyser "

$noory" OH they have those at Yellowstone?"

Caller" Yes that is why people go there. Didn't"....<click>

$noory" East of the rockies"............"
 Quoting: Brett Bare 75273932


roflroflrofl
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On New Year’s Eve, Jorch gave a spectacular solo organ performance in front of thousands under the Arch in St. Louis.

After being arrested and posting bail, he then played some keyboard.

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Jorch traveled to New York City for New Year’s Eve. After a ball dropped over his head, he & Tahmmy left the hotel room and went to Times Square for the countdown.



Jorch: “Is the New Year’s Ball supposed to have hair on it?”

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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On a recent trip to Ireland.


Ok George all you have to do it lay on your back and kiss it!

....says TommyD


A hesitant $Noory says as he lays back.....

O.K. but after this can we visit the Blarney Stone?


shitstir2sweet_kiss
 Quoting: Paddy McDONGle 74280142

epiclol
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Whoever wrote that was a GENIUS LOL!

Naary gonna have a 4 hour call to Miss Cleo tonight :)
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Jorch traveled to New York City for New Year’s Eve. After a ball dropped over his head, he & Tahmmy left the hotel room and went to Times Square for the countdown.



Jorch: “Is the New Year’s Ball supposed to have hair on it?”
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


On New Year’s Eve, Jorch gave a spectacular solo organ performance in front of thousands under the Arch in St. Louis.

After being arrested and posting bail, he then played some keyboard.
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


$noory " Boy! what a great weekend ! Tahhmmy and I visited Yellowstone. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE,now high that thing squirts in the air!"

Caller " You mean old faithful ?"

$noory " What is that ?"

Caller " A geyser "

$noory" OH they have those at Yellowstone?"

Caller" Yes that is why people go there. Didn't"....<click>

$noory" East of the rockies"............"
 Quoting: Brett Bare 75273932


roflroflrofl
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George..Tommy lets play that song for a bumper again.

Tommy ...( grinding his teeth in utter comtempt) which one is that ?


George.... You know that Gordon Flightfoot one ..The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald...
 Quoting: John Deutchendorfer 74280142


cruisecruise
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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George ,butts in with his two-cents in his most authoritative voice , about the moon ;that the Gray Alien replied " STAY OFF !!!!"......yeahsurelolsign
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LOL

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Sad news.
Jorch has again refused to pay his Exorcist.
There are now real fears he'll be re-possessed....

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"Jorch Noory is my spiritual guide"
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George ,butts in with his two-cents in his most authoritative voice , about the moon ;that the Gray Alien replied " STAY OFF !!!!"......yeahsurelolsign
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Sad news.
Jorch has again refused to pay his Exorcist.
There are now real fears he'll be re-possessed....

devil6
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lmaolmaolmao
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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LOL


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Hahahahahaha That was one of the greatest SNL sketches. Pure gold! Lol Hartman was great. Unfrozen caveman lawyer was great, too. Man, what a way to go. Poor guy. Incredible talent.
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On a recent trip to Ireland.


Ok George all you have to do it lay on your back and kiss it!

....says TommyD


A hesitant $Noory says as he lays back.....

O.K. but after this can we visit the Blarney Stone?


shitstir2sweet_kiss
 Quoting: Paddy McDONGle 74280142

epiclol
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


Whoever wrote that was a GENIUS LOL!

Naary gonna have a 4 hour call to Miss Cleo tonight :)
 Quoting: Sylvester Marcus


LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! YOU wrote that, you Catalina Island cuttlefish!!
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Jorch traveled to New York City for New Year’s Eve. After a ball dropped over his head, he & Tahmmy left the hotel room and went to Times Square for the countdown.



Jorch: “Is the New Year’s Ball supposed to have hair on it?”
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


On New Year’s Eve, Jorch gave a spectacular solo organ performance in front of thousands under the Arch in St. Louis.

After being arrested and posting bail, he then played some keyboard.
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


$noory " Boy! what a great weekend ! Tahhmmy and I visited Yellowstone. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE,now high that thing squirts in the air!"

Caller " You mean old faithful ?"

$noory " What is that ?"

Caller " A geyser "

$noory" OH they have those at Yellowstone?"

Caller" Yes that is why people go there. Didn't"....<click>

$noory" East of the rockies"............"
 Quoting: Brett Bare 75273932


roflroflrofl
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George..Tommy lets play that song for a bumper again.

Tommy ...( grinding his teeth in utter comtempt) which one is that ?


George.... You know that Gordon Flightfoot one ..The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald...
 Quoting: John Deutchendorfer 74280142


cruisecruise
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
 Quoting: Sylvester Marcus


cruisecruisecruise
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Ever the Civil War history buff, Jorch reenacts Sherman’s march through Atlanta and to the sea.

Jorch spends thousands of dollars on the exact vintage outfit that General Sherman wore, and the best Hollywood make-up artist so that Sherman’s own mother would think it was him.

The big day arrives. Jorch steps out of his hotel in full Union General Sherman regalia and makeup. His eyebrows are extra bushy, hindering his vision.

“Onward to victory! Preserve the Union!” shouts Jorch as he takes the first step on his 300 mile journey through Atlanta and to the Atlantic Coast. Just then, a MARTA public transit bus lumbers through the intersection, rams Jorch and sends him flying 40 yards into the shrubbery around Peach Tree Plaza.

As the bus continues on, the bus driver shouts out the window, “Sic semper tyrannis!”
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Ever the Civil War history buff, Jorch reenacts Sherman’s march through Atlanta and to the sea.

Jorch spends thousands of dollars on the exact vintage outfit that General Sherman wore, and the best Hollywood make-up artist so that Sherman’s own mother would think it was him.

The big day arrives. Jorch steps out of his hotel in full Union General Sherman regalia and makeup. His eyebrows are extra bushy, hindering his vision.

“Onward to victory! Preserve the Union!” shouts Jorch as he takes the first step on his 300 mile journey through Atlanta and to the Atlantic Coast. Just then, a MARTA public transit bus lumbers through the intersection, rams Jorch and sends him flying 40 yards into the shrubbery around Peach Tree Plaza.

As the bus continues on, the bus driver shouts out the window, “Sic semper tyrannis!”
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LOL Extra bushy eyebrows rofl
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Ever the Civil War history buff, Jorch reenacts Sherman’s march through Atlanta and to the sea.

Jorch spends thousands of dollars on the exact vintage outfit that General Sherman wore, and the best Hollywood make-up artist so that Sherman’s own mother would think it was him.

The big day arrives. Jorch steps out of his hotel in full Union General Sherman regalia and makeup. His eyebrows are extra bushy, hindering his vision.

“Onward to victory! Preserve the Union!” shouts Jorch as he takes the first step on his 300 mile journey through Atlanta and to the Atlantic Coast. Just then, a MARTA public transit bus lumbers through the intersection, rams Jorch and sends him flying 40 yards into the shrubbery around Peach Tree Plaza.

As the bus continues on, the bus driver shouts out the window, “Sic semper tyrannis!”
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LOL Extra bushy eyebrows rofl
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Lol His eyebrows blocked his vision of the MARTA bus.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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While Roger Federer was in Perth for the tennis tournament, he eloped with an aboriginal in the Kimberley.


Jorch’s license plate says FAIR DICK ‘EM.
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At the annual Gay Pride Parade in West Hollywood, Jorch introduces himself as Dr. Fudgepack Chopra.
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BArt buys a kayak to do some fishing off the coast of Bondi beach. Ten minutes after his first cast a "White Pointer" takes his bait in a dramatic breach.The shark was at least 18 feet long... BArt screams like a banshee as he paddles back to shore. Speeds back to the hotel room and lists the kayak on Ebay. Some say he is still hiding under the covers .
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While Roger Federer was in Perth for the tennis tournament, he eloped with an aboriginal in the Kimberley.


Jorch’s license plate says FAIR DICK ‘EM.
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


At the annual Gay Pride Parade in West Hollywood, Jorch introduces himself as Dr. Fudgepack Chopra.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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BArt buys a kayak to do some fishing off the coast of Bondi beach. Ten minutes after his first cast a "White Pointer" takes his bait in a dramatic breach.The shark was at least 18 feet long... BArt screams like a banshee as he paddles back to shore. Speeds back to the hotel room and lists the kayak on Ebay. Some say he is still hiding under the covers .
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rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl
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Jorch returns from a trip to Australia...

TAHMMY: “How was it?”

JORCH: “Incredible! Beautiful country, great people.”

TAHMMY: “I’d be scared to go what with all the dangerous things — funnel spiders, salties, freshies, white pointers...”

JORCH: “Nothing to fear. Just take the necessary precautions.”

TAHMYY: “Like what?”

JORCH: “Well, when you’re at the gloryhole blowing a white pointer, make sure it’s a freshy & make sure to wrap a rubber over its funnel so you don’t get salty in your mouth.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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