George Noory

Jorch shared a cab with Post Malone.

Jorch wakes up to this as his alarm every morning...

Then Jorch does his morning jumping jacks to this song...

Jorch listens to this 5 minutes before airtime each night to pump himself up...

Then after the show, Jorch mellows out with this...

Jorche

Wow I has no idea that there was a more " sensitive " band then dead or alive. maybe with a touch of new order.

Who is this the Russian El DeBarge? Oh he is american LOL . the Cyrillic writing threw me off

Jorch is fascinated by African American hambone rhythms.

But Big Tahhmm gets jealous when he hangs out in Compton to get his instrument tuned....

Colorectal surgeons have just removed G Gordon Liddy , four fellow Watergate burglars, and a CIA "wet team" from Jorch's keester….

El DeBargeskaya

Lol

Jorch is a bad mamma jamma.

Drudge is at it again. He’s got a shirtless man in a river, tossing his long hair back. And a photo of Tom Brady. His two favorite subjects. Just come out already, Matt... The closet door is wide open and the closet is being tilted forward by unseen forces in an attempt to shake you out like an outhouse prank.

“Who or what is the Great Pyramid?” — George Ralph Noory.

It smells like the decaying remains of a small mammal after Jorch uses the crapper.

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Drudge is always on the cutting edge of the LGBTQLMNOP movement.

Jorch sounds like he sucked on an alum lollipop before the show.

Art — undocumented — is trying illegally to get into heaven by tunneling under St. Peter’s gate.

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Jorch always gets a car wash the day before it rains.

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I agree with a commenter in another thread. This Apple snooping “bug” was no glitch. It was put there on purpose to see if it’d work.

That’s not something that occurs accidentally.

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Alexander the Gaped.

Nick Poop. Again.

Somewhere, Craig Hulet is chewing a mouthful of broken glass, washed down with a quart of motor oil.

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Before it can be sold, Art’s property in Pahrump must be quarantined for five years to get rid of undisclosed fluids, vapors, and indeterminate types of solid waste. Then his doublewide and racquetball court must be imploded like the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas (or like WTC Towers 1, 2, and 7).

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The Drudge Report is best read while having a movement.

As host of Coast to Coast AM, Art moved listeners to research paranormal topics more deeply.

As host of Coast to Coast AM, Jorch moves listeners’ bowels.