George Noory

George is working Alex to get a three way with Roger Stone's 8 incher.

Tahmmy is biting his pillow in angst.

Hahahahahaahahahaha!!!!

He called in and it was not good. I guess AJ wasnt hip to JCs shtick . AJ even asked if it was a legitimate call after the producers realized the call was flopping and sent him packing. to which Narry replied, I dunno he used to call Art years ago. Another painful C2C experience from the king of cringe.

Secret Door tonight who will it be?


I say Stanton Friedman.

GN"Whoose behind the Secret Door Tahmmy!?!"

TD"Let's hava peek George!"

-click-

LF"But I'm sick...surely he knows it's early morning in Wales.,."

GN"Der..WHY it's my super good buddy Lionel Fanthrope!"

LF"George (cough cough) it's me Lionel Fanthorpe (cough hack)"

GN"Hey buddy howa doin'?"

LF"My congestive heart failure..."

GN"Haw haw, that's Great buddy! How's about retelling Spring Heel Jack? Or The Green Children?"

LN"(cough cough hack)"

"Hold on there Lionel! We have to cut to a Noory Beets spot!"

LN"my medicine! (Cough cough)

GN"Hey Lionel, do you get royalties for Lionel trains?"

LN-(phone busy signal....)

GN"Haw Haw Lionel, THAT's Classic!"

Poor Lionel that must suck . you know like C2C .

Did Jorch miss editing out when Billy Mumy said “ass”?

Billy Mumy uses his appearances on C2C like an actor uses an agent.

Welcome to Coast to Coast AM with George Noory and co-host Billy Mumy.

Child actor line, you’re on the air...

Noory thought it was Nick Pope LOL

All Brits sounds alike, right George? No variation whatsoever. Lolololololol Jorch epitomizes the “ignorant American”.

Who’s behind the secret door?

Oh, it’s a guest no one remembers ever having been on.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! PURE GOLD!!!!!

Lionel Fannythroat

“Now if your index finger is longer than your ring finger, George, it means Tahmmy’s got a long night ahead of him. Stock up on lube.”

“The ring finger is ruled by Venus.” Hahahahahaha Says who? Such fairy tale bullshit. Who believes this garbage?

George’s ring finger is ruled by Tahmmy’s penis.

“Before I axe my question...” — caller from Texas of “unknown” ethnicity LOL

Im ban n ed oh the huge manatee

“Next up, let’s go to ‘Flamer’ in Provincetown, Massachusetts... Hi Flamer!”

“Next up for the palm guy, let’s go to Steve in El Segundo, California... Hi Steve!”

“Hi George. Great show. To your guest, what’s it mean when you are ale up every now get with a sticky, milky substance on your palm...” (Do the Wild Thing at area code...)

“Next up, John in Portland... Hi John!”

“Hi George. Great show.”

“Thanks. Do you have a question for our guest the palm reader?”

“Yes, do you give palm jobs?” (Silence)... “Hello?”

Lol you got ba nn ed?

*wake

*wake

*morning

Jorch got stumped.

He also couldn’t guess who was behind the secret door.

Beanworten sie!!!

It’s Fannythroat!!!

George is going down the interview question checklist. You can practically hear him checking off each question.

Lol you called it, AC... Springheel Jack.l!! George, ya think it might be time to update and expand your 10-year old interview questions? Maybe?

George is at a loss for words... Fannythroat just revealed that Springheeled Jack was a sexual predator and molester. Hahahahaha Didn’t see that one comin’, didja Jorge? Lol

When Jorge berates the guest with his condescending, “This is a family show” BS, the best reply to that is, “It’s 3 o’ fucking clock at night!!”