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I Have Terrible Chest Hair...but I know that shit...

 
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Just go with a landing strip...5a
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Just go with a landing strip...5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72606096


This is GLP...I'd get a detail trimmer and go with an intricate crop circle.
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Re: I Have Terrible Chest Hair...but I know that shit...
So I've been shaving the patchy goofy allotment of chest I received since college. Anyway, my wife goes in for some laser treatment on the small of her back and she tells me I should go in an have three or four laser treatments done on my chest and save a ton in razors...

So I thought about it, and I said you know what...GLP could help me with this question!!!
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Pulling each hair out individually with tweezers is the only manly way.
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Only way is packing tape. Fold tape on a group of hairs and pull. Very economic and manly.
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just buy a kilt

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I have no idea why you want to get rid of it.

But if you really want to do it, just borrow the cannister of hairspray of your wife and use it with a good zippo.

That is manly.

The smell will keep all the gays away, and sadly also all the females.

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Be a man and burn it off.
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So I've been shaving the patchy goofy allotment of chest hair I received since college. Anyway, my wife goes in for some laser treatment on the small of her back and she tells me I should go in an have three or four laser treatments done on my chest and save a ton in razors...

So I thought about it, and I said you know what...GLP could help me with this question!!!
 Quoting: Saddletramp


"Manscaping" via shaving is all the rage now. I have a load of chest hair and routinely trim it back - maybe halfway - in the summer, but never shave it off. In fact, I've done that for 25 years, long before it became trendy to "manscape."

Sadly, my back looks like a friggin Gorilla, and I have either my wife or son shave that off with an electric hair trimmer, two or three times a year.

Try trimming it back with an electric hair trimmer rather than shaving it all off. DON'T do the laser hair removal unless you're opting to go with guys for sex and you want to be smooth for them.
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Oh, SaddleTramp, say it isn't so!
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Wax it!

Use laser savings for a nice vacation or a nice purse for wifey :)
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Anyway, my wife goes in for some laser treatment on the small of her back
 Quoting: Saddletramp

does she have real bad long black hair, or is she removing the cute furry stuff a lot of girls have? She shouldn't do that, but if she has real hair on her back (more women do), yeah...better to remove it
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wait...your wife has small back hair? LOL LOL LOL sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71910986


She's got a birth mark like the size of a quarter, don't be a douche...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Ah. Cute. Why remove it.

And don't shave, dude...it's gay.
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Saddletramp, just leave that hair alone. You are way too old to be this shallow. Your going to end up with wrinkled, baggy skin as we all are.

Women are attracted to a man's brain. I know men don't believe that, but it is intelligence and great hands that attract a women. Strong hands with muscular veined forarms.

It certainly isn't hair and definitely not chest hair. Women aren't like men, Saddle. It's less about the body and more about the mind. It's like the guys said, In her head, in her bed. Plus, the more intelligent you are, the more attractive you are to a woman. I really don't think you need to worry over that chest hair anymore.
 Quoting: BunBun


weirdo shave it ASAP!!
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Typical Ted Cruz supporter.

:youreafag:
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What the fuck is wrong with you Americans?

Men are supposed to be hairy!

Give it a couple of generations and you will not be able to tell male and female apart in the US.
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Hot waxing. The pain only last 5 seconds. But it makes your chest smooth like a baby's bottom.
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My woman plucks me for torture hf
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Seriously,to even consider your chest hair and make a thread about it shows what a fucked up man you are.
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Re: I Have Terrible Chest Hair...but I know that shit...
So I've been shaving the patchy goofy allotment of chest hair I received since college. Anyway, my wife goes in for some laser treatment on the small of her back and she tells me I should go in an have three or four laser treatments done on my chest and save a ton in razors...

So I thought about it, and I said you know what...GLP could help me with this question!!!
 Quoting: Saddletramp


ST can't believe you are in the middle of a cunundrum like this,if is such a problem kill it with laser.
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trim it
 Quoting: QCluminati


ding
 Quoting: ISLANDIA


Both of you are metro fags....
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Do you have a hairy chest or just random hair on your chest?
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Either gasoline and a match or for a more permanent solution use Hydrochloric acid.
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What??!!

I like men with chest hair! and hairy arms too. I think it is sexy.

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When I was a POW in The big war they hooked my balls up to a 440 dc generator and lit my ass up! No chest hairs, fuck no hairs any where dude !
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Re: I Have Terrible Chest Hair...but I know that shit...
Shaving is for pussies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28643493


Literally.

But I digress, chest hair is a solid man ident. If it's just a small tuft by all means remove your little manliness by whatever means one might also shave a pussy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36006719


THIS^^^ 1000 x's
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Just do the sticky glue and tape pull thing!

lmao
 Quoting: Bodiless


Nuh uh....

Not this white boy
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Re: I Have Terrible Chest Hair...but I know that shit...
Do you have a hairy chest or just random hair on your chest?
 Quoting: Kraut


Random tufts they're awful. If I had Magnum P.I...fuck I'd just roll with it...

I'd buy like twenty gold chains, Hawaiian shirts, the whole thing...

Last Edited by Saddletramp on 08/06/2016 10:09 AM
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

"We don't rent pigs!"
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Re: I Have Terrible Chest Hair...but I know that shit...
A man shaving his chest is ghey bro... not completely Ru Paul gay, closer to manbun gay.

Maybe even more gay than manbun gay...

:brucewoman:

^ Shaves his chest ^
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Oh now you went and took way too far...dude I had a beard for five years, I'm capable of manly hair, I just have a little too much American Indian blood in me it appear for decent chest of hair of any type, I get these little Irish patches, stars and moons and clovers and shit...it's bad, just trust me. I don't even want to explain.

Last Edited by Saddletramp on 08/06/2016 10:07 AM
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

"We don't rent pigs!"
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Re: I Have Terrible Chest Hair...but I know that shit...
A man shaving his chest is ghey bro... not completely Ru Paul gay, closer to manbun gay.

Maybe even more gay than manbun gay...

:brucewoman:

^ Shaves his chest ^
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Oh now you went and took way too far...dude I had a beard for five years, I'm capable of manly hair, I just have a little too much American Indian blood in me it appear for decent chest of hair of any type, I get these little Irish patches, stars and moons and clovers and shit...it's bad, just trust me. I don't even want to explain.
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Lucky Charms should use you in a commercial.
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