So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...

I had a steroid injection in my elbow to help re-attach the tendon to the bone, I took pain pills, muscle relaxers and like a full retard drank wine on top of it and went full blown Looney. I have no memory of it except for cops asking me if I sold drugs and waking up in the hospital. Evidently, I they saw my marijuana growing on the front porch, (I live on many acres in the middle of nowhere), and 2 large coffee cans full of buds. I didn't get in trouble, they just "confiscated" everything. So, here is the best part. I could have sworn that I his a can of mj somewhere, I looked.all over the place and couldn't find it, so I assumed that the cops found that one too. BTW they searched my entire property 7 acres, my neighbors said they had never seen so many cops. A few of my neighbors flushed their weed down the toilet. Today, 4 months later....I find the can of mj that I hid. Get this....in my freezer. Imagine those huge coffee cans full of smokage. I am still in shock I didn't go to jail. But, the funniest thing to me is...the cops searched all over, didn't take my guns, but took my weed destroyed my plants and took my samurai sword. Crazy!!!