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Does anyone know about best places to get tested for the Neanderthal Genome?

 
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I want to do it, but there are so many choices... will the results be true no matter who does it, or is there a trusted brand name i can go with?
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I'm hoping to be found having more than 4 percent Neanderthal.

I'm Aryan, but i know that means different things for different people. .5 Norsk, .25 German .125 Scottish, and then some Irish and English.
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i'm actually hoping to have the highest percentage of Neanderthal ever measured, because i think they were the fallen angels.
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neanderthals are hot, let me know what you score ;)
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thinking about going with 23-and-me unless someone has a better option... or maybe ancestry dot ca.
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I want to do it, but there are so many choices... will the results be true no matter who does it, or is there a trusted brand name i can go with?
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neanderthals are hot, let me know what you score ;)
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pretty sure i'm up there.

got the eyebrow ridges and the large head with the short face and small chin, and there's plenty of room behind each of my wisdom teeth.

big body

Kind of built like Brock Lesnar but only 230 pounds.

People used to say i looked like a young captain Kirk. I do, but ears and chin slightly smaller with a larger cranium.

My forehead is more like the cro magnon , kind of like if you pumped up Dave Chappelle's head.
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I used 23 and Me. I have approximately 4% Neanderthal, and 1.1% that is unidentifiable. Zero African DNA -- so much for the out of Africa theory, eh??
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i'm actually hoping to have the highest percentage of Neanderthal ever measured, because i think they were the fallen angels.
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I actually am 98% higher than everyone they have tested, at 326 variants. The highest they have tested thus far is 397 variants. That is not to say there are not persons higher, that is just the highest this company has tested.
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neanderthals are hot, let me know what you score ;)
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pretty sure i'm up there.

got the eyebrow ridges and the large head with the short face and small chin, and there's plenty of room behind each of my wisdom teeth.

big body

Kind of built like Brock Lesnar but only 230 pounds.

People used to say i looked like a young captain Kirk. I do, but ears and chin slightly smaller with a larger cranium.

My forehead is more like the cro magnon , kind of like if you pumped up Dave Chappelle's head.
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I really have none of the Neanderthal features, except for the bony ridge on the back of my head, which, of course, can not be seen for my mass of hair, and large eyes.
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i'm actually hoping to have the highest percentage of Neanderthal ever measured, because i think they were the fallen angels.
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The "fallen angels" were never really alive like us. They are "demons" who were given bodies to possess by a bunch of psychopaths and sociopaths.

Seeking something special in your DNA is juvenile and futile. What's makes you special is your soul.
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I used 23 and Me. I have approximately 4% Neanderthal, and 1.1% that is unidentifiable. Zero African DNA -- so much for the out of Africa theory, eh??
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neanderthals are hot, let me know what you score ;)
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pretty sure i'm up there.

got the eyebrow ridges and the large head with the short face and small chin, and there's plenty of room behind each of my wisdom teeth.

big body

Kind of built like Brock Lesnar but only 230 pounds.

People used to say i looked like a young captain Kirk. I do, but ears and chin slightly smaller with a larger cranium.

My forehead is more like the cro magnon , kind of like if you pumped up Dave Chappelle's head.
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neanderthals are very psychic and instinctual
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i'm actually hoping to have the highest percentage of Neanderthal ever measured, because i think they were the fallen angels.
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The "fallen angels" were never really alive like us. They are "demons" who were given bodies to possess by a bunch of psychopaths and sociopaths.

Seeking something special in your DNA is juvenile and futile. What's makes you special is your soul.
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What makes me special could be the soul of my ancestry... ?

And, oh no you can't make me think the fallen ones were not flesh and blood. i mean, they fucked the daughters of men and had children with them... and god didnt like it because that group had separated and when they came back they were slightly changed and not accepted.

i love you, don't think otherwise to be mocked for being wrong.

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neanderthals are hot, let me know what you score ;)
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pretty sure i'm up there.

got the eyebrow ridges and the large head with the short face and small chin, and there's plenty of room behind each of my wisdom teeth.

big body

Kind of built like Brock Lesnar but only 230 pounds.

People used to say i looked like a young captain Kirk. I do, but ears and chin slightly smaller with a larger cranium.

My forehead is more like the cro magnon , kind of like if you pumped up Dave Chappelle's head.
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neanderthals are very psychic and instinctual
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then i am perhaps the most Neanderthal ever to exist today.

i tell stories... true ones... i don't tell them much anymore, but i am very psychic and instinctual.

I'll bet you are as well. (many people at godlike, are kind of godlike in that way. and if not many, then more than in your local McDonalds.
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i'm actually hoping to have the highest percentage of Neanderthal ever measured, because i think they were the fallen angels.
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I actually am 98% higher than everyone they have tested, at 326 variants. The highest they have tested thus far is 397 variants. That is not to say there are not persons higher, that is just the highest this company has tested.
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I have 345. More then 99 percent
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i'm actually hoping to have the highest percentage of Neanderthal ever measured, because i think they were the fallen angels.
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I actually am 98% higher than everyone they have tested, at 326 variants. The highest they have tested thus far is 397 variants. That is not to say there are not persons higher, that is just the highest this company has tested.
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nice.

i think you are worthy of respect.
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i've been listening to this guy talk about racial groups, and he's really good at it.



very interesting language he uses.
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I used 23 and Me. I have approximately 4% Neanderthal, and 1.1% that is unidentifiable. Zero African DNA -- so much for the out of Africa theory, eh??
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unidentifiable?

i'll bet it's Jesus.
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i'm actually hoping to have the highest percentage of Neanderthal ever measured, because i think they were the fallen angels.
 Quoting: Yidna


I actually am 98% higher than everyone they have tested, at 326 variants. The highest they have tested thus far is 397 variants. That is not to say there are not persons higher, that is just the highest this company has tested.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


I have 345. More then 99 percent
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Sooooo ..... the question I have is: What does this mean??

I also find curious, no African DNA. How did the bloodline, throughout the thousands of years, never once, breed with one that carried African DNA, unless, of course, out of Africa, is fundamentally flawed?

Or, other theories, such as intelligent design, Divine or alien, account for this? The 1.1% unidentifiable?
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I used 23 and Me. I have approximately 4% Neanderthal, and 1.1% that is unidentifiable. Zero African DNA -- so much for the out of Africa theory, eh??
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unidentifiable?

i'll bet it's Jesus.
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That's probably a stretch.
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neanderthals are hot, let me know what you score ;)
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pretty sure i'm up there.

got the eyebrow ridges and the large head with the short face and small chin, and there's plenty of room behind each of my wisdom teeth.

big body

Kind of built like Brock Lesnar but only 230 pounds.

People used to say i looked like a young captain Kirk. I do, but ears and chin slightly smaller with a larger cranium.

My forehead is more like the cro magnon , kind of like if you pumped up Dave Chappelle's head.
 Quoting: Yidna


I really have none of the Neanderthal features, except for the bony ridge on the back of my head, which, of course, can not be seen for my mass of hair, and large eyes.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Excuse me, but, large eyes are a Neanderthal trait

large eyes
wisdom teeth fit
small chin
short face
big head.

the guy in the video says the face may not tell the tale because of factors such as malnutrition growing up, chronic illness, etc.

i think most of the people here are Neanderthals.

good night Neanderthals.

and you might also be fallen angels, but when you fall, you just get right back up and keep on truckin.

Good Night, and thank you all.
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i'm actually hoping to have the highest percentage of Neanderthal ever measured, because i think they were the fallen angels.
 Quoting: Yidna


I actually am 98% higher than everyone they have tested, at 326 variants. The highest they have tested thus far is 397 variants. That is not to say there are not persons higher, that is just the highest this company has tested.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


I have 345. More then 99 percent
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76067417


Sooooo ..... the question I have is: What does this mean??

I also find curious, no African DNA. How did the bloodline, throughout the thousands of years, never once, breed with one that carried African DNA, unless, of course, out of Africa, is fundamentally flawed?

Or, other theories, such as intelligent design, Divine or alien, account for this? The 1.1% unidentifiable?
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I show .02 percent sub Saharan African. I'm very distantly related to black loyalist from Nova Scotia. I don't look like it though, it's very far back.
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I actually am 98% higher than everyone they have tested, at 326 variants. The highest they have tested thus far is 397 variants. That is not to say there are not persons higher, that is just the highest this company has tested.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


I have 345. More then 99 percent
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76067417


Sooooo ..... the question I have is: What does this mean??

I also find curious, no African DNA. How did the bloodline, throughout the thousands of years, never once, breed with one that carried African DNA, unless, of course, out of Africa, is fundamentally flawed?

Or, other theories, such as intelligent design, Divine or alien, account for this? The 1.1% unidentifiable?
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


I show .02 percent sub Saharan African. I'm very distantly related to black loyalist from Nova Scotia. I don't look like it though, it's very far back.
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I dont look Neanderthal like either. I'm 5'10 which is tall for a female, I have green eyes, strawberry blonde hair and smaller eyes (not large like a Neanderthal), low body fat etc.
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i'm actually hoping to have the highest percentage of Neanderthal ever measured, because i think they were the fallen angels.
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I actually am 98% higher than everyone they have tested, at 326 variants. The highest they have tested thus far is 397 variants. That is not to say there are not persons higher, that is just the highest this company has tested.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


I have 345. More then 99 percent
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76067417


Sooooo ..... the question I have is: What does this mean??

I also find curious, no African DNA. How did the bloodline, throughout the thousands of years, never once, breed with one that carried African DNA, unless, of course, out of Africa, is fundamentally flawed?

Or, other theories, such as intelligent design, Divine or alien, account for this? The 1.1% unidentifiable?
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I'm sure I have no African DNA as well, just like the vast majority of gleaming white Europeans.

yes the out of Africa theory must be wrong, but i really don't get how this is, and am concentrating on learning more for the last few months.

gonna get the test done soon.

that we have Neanderthal DNA, and they have none... that we have none of what Africans have... a big quandary.
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I have 345. More then 99 percent
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Sooooo ..... the question I have is: What does this mean??

I also find curious, no African DNA. How did the bloodline, throughout the thousands of years, never once, breed with one that carried African DNA, unless, of course, out of Africa, is fundamentally flawed?

Or, other theories, such as intelligent design, Divine or alien, account for this? The 1.1% unidentifiable?
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


I show .02 percent sub Saharan African. I'm very distantly related to black loyalist from Nova Scotia. I don't look like it though, it's very far back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76067417


I dont look Neanderthal like either. I'm 5'10 which is tall for a female, I have green eyes, strawberry blonde hair and smaller eyes (not large like a Neanderthal), low body fat etc.
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strawberry blond is a Neanderthal trait
green eyes are too.
your eyes may be large but you may have big eyelids?... i can squint like Clint Eastwood.
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If you on GLP, you don't have it.
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Sooooo ..... the question I have is: What does this mean??

I also find curious, no African DNA. How did the bloodline, throughout the thousands of years, never once, breed with one that carried African DNA, unless, of course, out of Africa, is fundamentally flawed?

Or, other theories, such as intelligent design, Divine or alien, account for this? The 1.1% unidentifiable?
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


I show .02 percent sub Saharan African. I'm very distantly related to black loyalist from Nova Scotia. I don't look like it though, it's very far back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76067417


I dont look Neanderthal like either. I'm 5'10 which is tall for a female, I have green eyes, strawberry blonde hair and smaller eyes (not large like a Neanderthal), low body fat etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76067417


strawberry blond is a Neanderthal trait
green eyes are too.
your eyes may be large but you may have big eyelids?... i can squint like Clint Eastwood.
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No I have small eyelids.
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I show .02 percent sub Saharan African. I'm very distantly related to black loyalist from Nova Scotia. I don't look like it though, it's very far back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76067417


I dont look Neanderthal like either. I'm 5'10 which is tall for a female, I have green eyes, strawberry blonde hair and smaller eyes (not large like a Neanderthal), low body fat etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76067417


strawberry blond is a Neanderthal trait
green eyes are too.
your eyes may be large but you may have big eyelids?... i can squint like Clint Eastwood.
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No I have small eyelids.
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My eyelids and eyes are small, similar to January Jones or Iggy Azalea. Yet I have more then 99 percent Neanderthal genes then other user on 23and me.
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i'm actually hoping to have the highest percentage of Neanderthal ever measured, because i think they were the fallen angels.
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The "fallen angels" were never really alive like us. They are "demons" who were given bodies to possess by a bunch of psychopaths and sociopaths.

Seeking something special in your DNA is juvenile and futile. What's makes you special is your soul.
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What makes me special could be the soul of my ancestry... ?

And, oh no you can't make me think the fallen ones were not flesh and blood. i mean, they fucked the daughters of men and had children with them... and god didnt like it because that group had separated and when they came back they were slightly changed and not accepted.

i love you, don't think otherwise to be mocked for being wrong.

love.

love talking, love discussing.
 Quoting: Yidna



You're mixing up 3 different types of beings...

The giants fucking our women were the original iteration of mankind. Material beings like us and our distant relatives. The majority of their offspring from impregnating our women were mentally retarded giants. Our genes and theirs were not compatibles. Those who were not retarded upon birth simply went mad after a few decades.

Angels and demons are immaterial entities who were never alive like you and me. If a demon want to fuck a woman he has to possess a body.

Neanderthals were our close relatives and we could interbreed with them.





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