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Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event

 
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Your description reminded me of 'Hillary Acrobats in India' down the steps only no one caught you. chuckle




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Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event
maybe it was caught on the fur and fell off there or perhaps your cat has a UTI and is avoiding the cat box due to pain

it is not normal for a cat to go outside the litterbox, so you should take your cat to the vet and let them check things out

if you cat has long hair or if he is prone to having hangers on due to a dietary change or hair in stool that could be an answer, as well

you know your cat, so if it is abnormal take your cat to see the vet or at a minimum keep a close eye on your cat to see what other behavior changes you are seeing (perhaps frequent trips to the litter box or squatting outside the litterbox)

if caused by urinary obstruction you do need to take the cat to the vet immediately, like the 24/7 emergency vet clinic
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Quit sharing your house with assholes, problem solved.
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laughlaugh The thread title had me laughing so hard with the visual of picturing it. Hope you're ok OP.
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That must have been painful; but thanks for the huge laugh (from your title alone). As a cat owner, I shall now be more vigilant.
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You musta done something to piss kitty off, my cat used to pull that crap. One time she got pissed off about something and pissed in my bed. Kitty found herself dodging shoes at 11:00pm that night, and she knew EXACTLY why.
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One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.

It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.

The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.

I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.

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One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.

It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.

The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.

I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.

Cats!
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One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.

It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.

The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.

I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.

Cats!
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Stepping on cat shit and falling down the steps both suck, but a double whammy sucks more. I guess getting on your leg is the third. You should be safe now. Good Luck.
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Really fun thread title...got a good laugn, thanks!

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Oh fuck, spat my tea when i read it lol
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lol... cats gross me out. Dogs are my cup of tea!
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One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.

It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.

The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.

I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.

Cats!
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Had a cat that would always shit outside litterbox, a few times it shit beside pillow when I was asleep, only explanations given were territorial issues, illness, litter not clean or dirty.
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You are lucky there. We have lots of owls around here.
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You got the gold medal. Did you stand at attention when the kitty hoisted it's tail?
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One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.

It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.

The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.

I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.

Cats!
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LOL. Glad you survived.

Btw, when cats pee or poop outside of the litter box, especially if clean, it is usually a medical issue (urinary tract infection if peeing outside of it) or it can be stress related. Something changed in the household to stress the cat. It can be as simple as a covered litter box (I have one that refuses to go in a covered box) or you added or removed something in it's surroundings that has spooked it. Sometimes the cat sees strange cats outside the window and that can stress the cat and cause that behavior.
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Had a cat that would always shit outside litterbox, a few times it shit beside pillow when I was asleep, only explanations given were territorial issues, illness, litter not clean or dirty.
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I did too. She didn't like the lid on it. Then, every year I usually hatch a small batch of chicks in the basement (her territory) and that freaks her out too(hearing the chicks) and leads to the pooping outside the litter box.
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You musta done something to piss kitty off, my cat used to pull that crap. One time she got pissed off about something and pissed in my bed. Kitty found herself dodging shoes at 11:00pm that night, and she knew EXACTLY why.
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A cat that pisses in your bed very likely has a medical issue. Cat likely has UTI. Very painful and they can die from it.
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One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.

It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.

The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.

I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.

Cats!
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Cat was trying murder you.
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You musta done something to piss kitty off, my cat used to pull that crap. One time she got pissed off about something and pissed in my bed. Kitty found herself dodging shoes at 11:00pm that night, and she knew EXACTLY why.
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A cat that pisses in your bed very likely has a medical issue. Cat likely has UTI. Very painful and they can die from it.
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Uh, no. The cat had an attitude.
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Eat mexican and drop a load in his litter box. Take that, cat!
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One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.

It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.

The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.

I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.

Cats!
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Obviously the mental acuity of your cat is lacking if that's the best he could do. Ours have a interactive whiteboard they use for their planning.
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rofl5
I'm sorry for laughing but the way you wrote this is frigging hilarious! I hope you're okay.
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It's 5am est
I just sat down for my morning shat
I literally have tears streaming down my cheeks
Woke up wife, explained through door catshat tale
She motherfucked me and went back to bed
But that is the funniest thing I've ever read for year




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Lol

I'm sorry. I really laughed.
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