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Lilopin User ID: 16213727 United States 05/01/2018 12:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event Your description reminded me of 'Hillary Acrobats in India' down the steps only no one caught you. . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74801056 United States 05/01/2018 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event maybe it was caught on the fur and fell off there or perhaps your cat has a UTI and is avoiding the cat box due to pain it is not normal for a cat to go outside the litterbox, so you should take your cat to the vet and let them check things out if you cat has long hair or if he is prone to having hangers on due to a dietary change or hair in stool that could be an answer, as well you know your cat, so if it is abnormal take your cat to see the vet or at a minimum keep a close eye on your cat to see what other behavior changes you are seeing (perhaps frequent trips to the litter box or squatting outside the litterbox) if caused by urinary obstruction you do need to take the cat to the vet immediately, like the 24/7 emergency vet clinic |
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**Aurora** User ID: 28630155 United Kingdom 05/01/2018 12:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event The thread title had me laughing so hard with the visual of picturing it. Hope you're ok OP. DRESSED IN THE FULL ARMOUR OF GOD -Helmet of salvation -Breastplate of righteousness -Belt of truth -Sword of the Holy Spirit -Shield of faith -Sandals of the gospel |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75658010 United States 05/01/2018 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event You musta done something to piss kitty off, my cat used to pull that crap. One time she got pissed off about something and pissed in my bed. Kitty found herself dodging shoes at 11:00pm that night, and she knew EXACTLY why. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25083188 United Kingdom 05/01/2018 01:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74592970 It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor. The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it. I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die. Cats! Thread: Sir Robert Peel spent his life preparing a paramilitary police force ready for the day he userped the constitution of Great Britain |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76532763 United States 05/01/2018 01:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74592970 It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor. The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it. I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die. Cats! GLP Olympics!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76389541 United States 05/01/2018 01:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74592970 It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor. The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it. I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die. Cats! Stepping on cat shit and falling down the steps both suck, but a double whammy sucks more. I guess getting on your leg is the third. You should be safe now. Good Luck. |
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Shamrock007 User ID: 75621674 United States 05/01/2018 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74592970 It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor. The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it. I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die. Cats! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76469129 United States 05/01/2018 03:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74592970 It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor. The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it. I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die. Cats! LOL. Glad you survived. Btw, when cats pee or poop outside of the litter box, especially if clean, it is usually a medical issue (urinary tract infection if peeing outside of it) or it can be stress related. Something changed in the household to stress the cat. It can be as simple as a covered litter box (I have one that refuses to go in a covered box) or you added or removed something in it's surroundings that has spooked it. Sometimes the cat sees strange cats outside the window and that can stress the cat and cause that behavior. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76469129 United States 05/01/2018 03:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event Had a cat that would always shit outside litterbox, a few times it shit beside pillow when I was asleep, only explanations given were territorial issues, illness, litter not clean or dirty. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39377152 I did too. She didn't like the lid on it. Then, every year I usually hatch a small batch of chicks in the basement (her territory) and that freaks her out too(hearing the chicks) and leads to the pooping outside the litter box. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76469129 United States 05/01/2018 03:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event You musta done something to piss kitty off, my cat used to pull that crap. One time she got pissed off about something and pissed in my bed. Kitty found herself dodging shoes at 11:00pm that night, and she knew EXACTLY why. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75658010 A cat that pisses in your bed very likely has a medical issue. Cat likely has UTI. Very painful and they can die from it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36429740 United States 05/01/2018 03:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74592970 It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor. The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it. I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die. Cats! Cat was trying murder you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75658010 United States 05/01/2018 04:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event You musta done something to piss kitty off, my cat used to pull that crap. One time she got pissed off about something and pissed in my bed. Kitty found herself dodging shoes at 11:00pm that night, and she knew EXACTLY why. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75658010 A cat that pisses in your bed very likely has a medical issue. Cat likely has UTI. Very painful and they can die from it. Uh, no. The cat had an attitude. |
Phillip J. Fry User ID: 72630361 United States 05/01/2018 04:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event Eat mexican and drop a load in his litter box. Take that, cat! . "Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!" |
Deplorable Billxam User ID: 64581773 United States 05/01/2018 05:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74592970 It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor. The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it. I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die. Cats! Obviously the mental acuity of your cat is lacking if that's the best he could do. Ours have a interactive whiteboard they use for their planning. Proud to be UnV'd There is one constant in life: If you build something worth having, someone will try to take it or destroy it. Proud member of A Brotherhood Against Totalitarian Enactments, Americans Who Hate Aging, proud supporter of attractive women. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76474727 United States 05/01/2018 05:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event It's 5am est I just sat down for my morning shat I literally have tears streaming down my cheeks Woke up wife, explained through door catshat tale She motherfucked me and went back to bed But that is the funniest thing I've ever read for year Congrats op |
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Éireann User ID: 73050092 Ireland 05/01/2018 05:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event Yeah, me too! Couldn't help it! Horrible me, but hilarious leedvermaak/schadenfreude! Eireann~ I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. - Galatians 2:20 |