I fell in love with an alien in need of help

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I fell in love with an alien in need of help
LilMiss Offer Upgrade User ID: 76614166 United States 06/12/2018 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 75876526 United Kingdom 06/12/2018 11:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help Probe and run.. It happens to the best of us.
LilMiss (OP) User ID: 76614166 United States 06/12/2018 11:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help Probe and run.. It happens to the best of us. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75876526 yeah sigh
Where Eagles Dare Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 06/12/2018 11:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help He probably just got deported. Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
LilMiss (OP) User ID: 76614166 United States 06/12/2018 11:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help He probably just got deported. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare LOL
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20476616 Romania 06/12/2018 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss China Space Agency just reported a drunk space ship heading to Mars. Contact them for further details on how to contact the alien form of life :-)
Tubbs User ID: 76657950 Thailand 06/12/2018 12:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help they will find it in mexico . Is This The Real World Or Is It Just Fantasy.
LilMiss (OP) User ID: 76614166 United States 06/12/2018 12:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss China Space Agency just reported a drunk space ship heading to Mars. Contact them for further details on how to contact the alien form of life :-) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20476616 LMFAO
LilMiss (OP) User ID: 76614166 United States 06/12/2018 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help they will find it in mexico . Quoting: Tubbs erm, no interest in going there. Too bad. :/
the deplorable ar-15 nut User ID: 75500784 United States 06/12/2018 12:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help He just was using you for a green card. We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran!
Roobit User ID: 74866050 United States 06/12/2018 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help Probe and run.. It happens to the best of us. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75876526 Lmao, good times. The Abyss stares back... Glp ping pong champ...

Anonymous Coward User ID: 63895767 United States 06/12/2018 04:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help Describe this...alien.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76672030 United States 06/12/2018 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss That's what they all do.
lightchild_uk Waiting for IT User ID: 72429277 United Kingdom 06/12/2018 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help Pray for Jesus
Hawk-02 Hawk-o-holic User ID: 76624641 United States 06/12/2018 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss Pickle Suprise!
LilMiss (OP) User ID: 76614166 United States 06/12/2018 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss Quoting: Hawk-02 Ha ha ha!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76672030 United States 06/12/2018 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss That's what they all do. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76672030 They strobe their lights to wave goodbye. But you've got to look fast.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76672030 United States 06/12/2018 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss That's what they all do. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76672030 They strobe their lights to wave goodbye. But you've got to look fast. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76672030 Oh wait. I may be confused. That may have been the US military.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76518453 Canada 06/12/2018 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss Happened to me too!!!! Got kidnapped by alien amazon women from outer space, and brought to their leader, BARBARELLA. Got my tool right here, my probe right into Barbarella, downloaded some "software" and then I was let go on my way.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76651550 Russia 06/12/2018 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss Well you are a whack job...I would disappear too...
Sol-tari User ID: 76670995 Australia 06/12/2018 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss Happened to me too!!!! Got kidnapped by alien amazon women from outer space, and brought to their leader, BARBARELLA. Got my tool right here, my probe right into Barbarella, downloaded some "software" and then I was let go on my way. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76518453 *Glitches May Occur. Consume(D) At Own Risk
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76518453 Canada 06/12/2018 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss Happened to me too!!!! Got kidnapped by alien amazon women from outer space, and brought to their leader, BARBARELLA. Got my tool right here, my probe right into Barbarella, downloaded some "software" and then I was let go on my way. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76518453 Quoting: Sol-tari ....But it was good crack! And some blow snorted on her tits....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76401769 Hungary 06/12/2018 07:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help enki did not touch you u r nutty
^S^ User ID: 75419129 Romania 06/12/2018 07:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss Happened to me too!!!! Got kidnapped by alien amazon women from outer space, and brought to their leader, BARBARELLA. Got my tool right here, my probe right into Barbarella, downloaded some "software" and then I was let go on my way. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76518453 Barbarella !!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76659036 United Kingdom 06/12/2018 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help You mean an illegal alien crossed the border in his paramotor, and crash landed in your back garden, you had sex with him, then he went to mow someone's lawn.
LilMiss (OP) User ID: 76614166 United States 06/12/2018 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss Happened to me too!!!! Got kidnapped by alien amazon women from outer space, and brought to their leader, BARBARELLA. Got my tool right here, my probe right into Barbarella, downloaded some "software" and then I was let go on my way. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76518453 Barbarella !!! Quoting: ^S^ I hope ST in BG does not think I am talking about him! shudders Last Edited by LilMiss on 06/12/2018 08:18 PM
LilMiss (OP) User ID: 76614166 United States 06/12/2018 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help You mean an illegal alien crossed the border in his paramotor, and crash landed in your back garden, you had sex with him, then he went to mow someone's lawn. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76659036 sex did not happen sorry
LilMiss (OP) User ID: 76614166 United States 06/12/2018 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help Describe this...alien. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63895767 he was darling, funny and smart.
^S^ User ID: 75419129 Romania 06/12/2018 08:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss Happened to me too!!!! Got kidnapped by alien amazon women from outer space, and brought to their leader, BARBARELLA. Got my tool right here, my probe right into Barbarella, downloaded some "software" and then I was let go on my way. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76518453 Barbarella !!! Quoting: ^S^ I hope ST in BG does not think I am talking about him! shuggers Quoting: LilMiss Nah. Someone stole his space ship. He's grounded.
intergulf User ID: 76670301 Russia 06/12/2018 08:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help but when i was looking for my tools to help him out, he just disappeared with his space ship somewhere in the twilight. Quoting: LilMiss Let me guess? Are you talking about extreme sex with an Afro- American boy?
incognitaflug User ID: 76670301 Russia 06/12/2018 08:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I fell in love with an alien in need of help And the spaceship is a Lincoln Continental in 1976?
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