Man Masturbates on United Airlines - Near Women and Child - Is Allowed To Finish

if he was arrested, then the flight crew should've been too

I suppose one could look up the Chicago arrest blotter but nobody has time for that

I wonder if he is one of those people who have loads of miles and get into the fancy clubs at the airports etc.

It is a bit like a country club thing.

The airlines bend of backwards for those people.

There's no stopping once you start, who has that kind of control.

Does that mean he's part of the mile high club now? I guess sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands to join.

We don’t have much time left.

Is he fappin into some panties

LOL

Guess he didn't like the TWA coffee or the TWA T

This is distgusting, I will never fly with United Airline ever again.

Did they burn the blanket?

lol it's probably already back in rotation, it will be fine no one will be the wiser.

Passenger: Stewardess?

Stewardess: yes sir.

Passenger: my blanket is stiff and smells of old milk.

Stewardess: ohh I am so sorry you must have chosen the wrong seat when you booked.,This is the Islamic section.

Passenger: does that really explaine the smell and the stiff blanket?

Stewardess: well of course it does we had to get those blankets specially made with goat skin and paid extra to have the the anus sewed in still intact. Those Islamic cheeky buggers love it and get upset if the blankets are washed. We also have to place white women and children under 8 in this section to keep from offending them.

Passenger: i would like to move seats and have a new non goat skin blanket.

Stewardess: you filthy bigot, how dare you besmirch the wonderful religion of Islam, besides I can not move you as 16 of your fellow passengers are currently flogging their dolphins to your daughter and it would be rude to let your bigotry disturb their cultural right.

I cancelled my card & cut all my ties with United Airlines when Jackson Lee was able to bump paying customers out of 1st class

Does that count as joining the mile high club?

Im nervous about masturbating in my own bedroom thinking the CIA has cameras planted ....


Thats weird....

He fits the description of a typical liberal generations later in 2018.

Another example that libtardism spans the ages and cultures.



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Good news!
Once it is finished, your blanket can be used by you

Last Edited by marcomartim on 07/22/2018 06:59 PM

Good news!
Once it is finished, your blanket can be used by you on the next flight,or by someone else on the same flight when he no longer wants it.

Last Edited by marcomartim on 07/22/2018 07:06 PM

WTF?

Awesome!..........

Don't fly on that airline ever again and make sure you pass that word of mouth to others! Nasty mother fuckers don't get my money!

Sue everyone involved!

I haven't flown since the TSA started molesting passengers in the security lines. Won't fly ever agin until that Soviet organization is abolished.

Honestly Brits have lost their minds culturally. Was nice to know you, really.

You are too far gone.

A frequent occurrence on the New York City subway system, unfortunately.

Proverbs 16:25 King James Bible
There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.