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Pope Says He Will Address Sex Abuse Scandal Once He’s Finished Talking About Climate Change

 
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Pope Says He Will Address Sex Abuse Scandal Once He’s Finished Talking About Climate Change
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In his first public statement on the horrifying, devastating report on sexual abuse within the Catholic Church, Pope Francis stated he would address the controversy in detail once he’s done talking about climate change for a few more weeks.

The head of the Roman Catholic Church claimed he is deeply concerned with the tragic report, but is “just too swamped” with work fighting climate change, criticizing capitalism, and advocating for other issues of social justice to talk about the repulsive report at the moment.

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So....climate change is more important is than pedophelia to God?
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Will he stop molesting children>?
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

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Will he stop molesting children>?
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You mean when will he stop.....and will God tell him to
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Yeah in the meantime, let's talk about the weather.
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This is satire but has a grain of truth.

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In his first public statement on the horrifying, devastating report on sexual abuse within the Catholic Church, Pope Francis stated he would address the controversy in detail once he’s done talking about climate change for a few more weeks.

The head of the Roman Catholic Church claimed he is deeply concerned with the tragic report, but is “just too swamped” with work fighting climate change, criticizing capitalism, and advocating for other issues of social justice to talk about the repulsive report at the moment.

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"The Vatican vowed to launch a full investigation on the matter just as soon as it could, but it would have to wait until Western countries reduce their carbon emissions another 15%. “This is by far the most pressing issue facing the Church of Jesus Christ right now,” the College of Cardinals said in a statement."
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I hear he's checking anuses as we speak
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He's too busy sucking on the feet of muslim men to care.
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He's too busy sucking on the feet of muslim men to care.
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Many years you bore with them and warned them by your Spirit through your prophets. Yet they would not give ear. Therefore you gave them into the hand of the peoples of the lands. You gave your good Spirit to instruct them and did not withhold your manna from their mouth and gave them water for their thirst. Nevertheless, they were disobedient and rebelled against you and cast your law behind their back and killed your prophets, who had warned them in order to turn them back to you, and they committed great blasphemies.
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