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| Tainted Meat Offer Upgrade  User ID: 76539860  Finland12/07/2018 05:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I often like to annoy my wife, who doesn't like me reading and posting on GLP, by commenting mainstream news from the perspective of the things I've learnt on GLP. For example, -The price of gas has gone down because Trump didn't crack down on the Saudis for the killing of the journalist. When the Federal Reserve raised the interest rates, he countered it by requesting a quid pro quo from the Saudis. "I don't condemn you for the killing, and you will produce cheap oil in return." -The global mainstream media is thoroughly politicized, and at present they support the globalist agenda at the cost of journalistic integrity. Again, Trump's the perfect example. She complains about Trump because of something MSM said, and I'll bring up inconvenient facts like "Trump does not intend to stop immigration. He wants to stop illegal immigration. You realize that it's a distinction that MSM never makes? We don't allow illegal immigration either, do we?". That got her thinking. -Hillary's not the squeaky-clean role model for women you think she is. She ran an illegal communications channel while in the State Department, for instance. "Oh really? Why is she not in jail, then?" my wife asks. "It's because Obama and Obama appointees in FBI and DOJ covered it up. You'll see.". That's when she tells me again to stop reading GLP... and I haven't even gotten to the problem of Reptoids and Flat Earth.  Last Edited by Tainted Meat on 12/07/2018 05:26 AM The falt earth is here and the buttering of human beans has begined! Right or wrong, it makes me LOL! The end is nigh when the gaysir holes start erupting! |
| jake User ID: 76890717  United States12/07/2018 05:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last Edited by Slowly awakening on 12/07/2018 05:36 AM Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
| Indrid_Cold User ID: 76820660 United States12/07/2018 05:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| OceanPro User ID: 75781610 United States12/07/2018 05:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I learned that women absorb and carry living DNA from every man they have sex with. I followed up on all the contemporary studies and found it to be absolutely medically factual and true. Thread: Women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sexual intercouse with Don’t take life so seriously. Nobody gets out alive. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73994801 United States12/07/2018 05:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Tainted Meat (OP) User ID: 76539860 Finland12/07/2018 05:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  One of the fundamental lessons. I've been tempted to buy A1 sauce to test it. The falt earth is here and the buttering of human beans has begined! Right or wrong, it makes me LOL! The end is nigh when the gaysir holes start erupting! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77064257 United States12/07/2018 05:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Magna Cacca User ID: 75241805 United States12/07/2018 05:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Be careful, OP. Wives and GLP don't mix. Thread: My wife doesn't understand computers and now she thinks I am gay She might see the :youreafag: and draw conclusions. Last Edited by Creme de la Crap on 12/07/2018 06:00 AM Join the Red Team with me! Turd a la Mode by Creme de la Crap Kneel before Satan |
| jake User ID: 76890717 United States12/07/2018 06:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I learned not to put the new Cyan pepper flavor A1 on your balls. Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
| Vamps333 User ID: 41098376  United Kingdom12/07/2018 06:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I often like to annoy my wife, who doesn't like me reading and posting on GLP, by commenting mainstream news from the perspective of the things I've learnt on GLP. Quoting: Tainted Meat For example, -The price of gas has gone down because Trump didn't crack down on the Saudis for the killing of the journalist. When the Federal Reserve raised the interest rates, he countered it by requesting a quid pro quo from the Saudis. "I don't condemn you for the killing, and you will produce cheap oil in return." -The global mainstream media is thoroughly politicized, and at present they support the globalist agenda at the cost of journalistic integrity. Again, Trump's the perfect example. She complains about Trump because of something MSM said, and I'll bring up inconvenient facts like "Trump does not intend to stop immigration. He wants to stop illegal immigration. You realize that it's a distinction that MSM never makes? We don't allow illegal immigration either, do we?". That got her thinking. -Hillary's not the squeaky-clean role model for women you think she is. She ran an illegal communications channel while in the State Department, for instance. "Oh really? Why is she not in jail, then?" my wife asks. "It's because Obama and Obama appointees in FBI and DOJ covered it up. You'll see.". That's when she tells me again to stop reading GLP... and I haven't even gotten to the problem of Reptoids and Flat Earth. Absolutely nothing  what's happening in Antarctica? Vamps333 |
| Armitage Ranjit Dakkar User ID: 76512817  Belgium12/07/2018 06:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That people who come here are batshit insane. Each in their own flavor of crazy |
| Vamps333 User ID: 41098376 United Kingdom12/07/2018 06:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| MissCleo User ID: 76541118 United States12/07/2018 06:29 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Tainted Meat -The price of gas has gone down because Trump didn't crack down on the Saudis for the killing of the journalist. When the Federal Reserve raised the interest rates, he countered it by requesting a quid pro quo from the Saudis. "I don't condemn you for the killing, and you will produce cheap oil in return." ... nah. Winter grade tax wasn't hiked to save face for the Saudis. Trump isn't a one man show. He has people working for him. And takes the advice of many others who's job it is to have the best interest of the US at hand. |
| California bivens User ID: 76975631 United States12/07/2018 06:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Real doom never happens, but a lot people think it's just around the corner, every day. Quoting: Indrid_Cold you get Micro doom..its personal you dont get Macro...but if you want start watching yellowstone I'll tell you this Peurto Rico 2017 felt doom and may God bring the same to you California dreamer |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 44735494 United States12/07/2018 06:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | White people came from the sky Gods. Denisovans, Raelians, who the hell knows. Outer space creatures that mixd with the hoi polloi on Earth. CERN is ruining all of our timelines and Mandela-tards are spontaneously combusting every day now. It’s really important to grow tomatoes, no matter who you are, or else there will be nothing to take in when TSHTF. The entrance to Hell is somewhere on the Russian tundra. There are seeds stored in a vault ala Noah’s Ark, in some icy cold nothing country to the north of Europe, just in case mankind truly screws up once and for all. People live in vans, and it’s a thing. Like, a cult. Trust noone. Everything is a lie and he’s right you know. There is no American crime issue that can’t be solved by owning a gun and lots of ammo. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75041915 United States12/07/2018 06:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Tainted Meat (OP) User ID: 76539860 Finland12/07/2018 06:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't forget to tell her that all Hollywood actresses are trannies...And flat earth. Quoting: CupBearer Ah, yes! I forgot about that the trannies and the CERN portal, too. Thanks. The falt earth is here and the buttering of human beans has begined! Right or wrong, it makes me LOL! The end is nigh when the gaysir holes start erupting! |
| California bivens User ID: 76975631 United States12/07/2018 06:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 34643907 United States12/07/2018 06:57 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I learned when to bring my tomato plants in. Also learned all about butthole whitening cream, which is very important information! Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
| Tainted Meat (OP) User ID: 76539860 Finland12/07/2018 06:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I learned when to bring my tomato plants in. Quoting: Only Me Also learned all about butthole whitening cream, which is very important information!  The falt earth is here and the buttering of human beans has begined! Right or wrong, it makes me LOL! The end is nigh when the gaysir holes start erupting! |
| Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 34643907 United States12/07/2018 06:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've actually learned some really beautiful life lessons here over the years that I won't go into. GLP has been such a large part of my life for so long that I can't imagine not having it. I'm a GLPer for life, ya'll.  Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
| Vamps333 User ID: 41098376 United Kingdom12/07/2018 07:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | White people came from the sky Gods. Denisovans, Raelians, who the hell knows. Outer space creatures that mixd with the hoi polloi on Earth. Quoting: The Golden Cat CERN is ruining all of our timelines and Mandela-tards are spontaneously combusting every day now. It’s really important to grow tomatoes, no matter who you are, or else there will be nothing to take in when TSHTF. The entrance to Hell is somewhere on the Russian tundra. There are seeds stored in a vault ala Noah’s Ark, in some icy cold nothing country to the north of Europe, just in case mankind truly screws up once and for all. People live in vans, and it’s a thing. Like, a cult. Trust noone. Everything is a lie and he’s right you know. There is no American crime issue that can’t be solved by owning a gun and lots of ammo.  you forgot to mention the freemasons who run the police and all government institutions  Vamps333 |
| Tainted Meat (OP) User ID: 76539860 Finland12/07/2018 07:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've actually learned some really beautiful life lessons here over the years that I won't go into. GLP has been such a large part of my life for so long that I can't imagine not having it. I'm a GLPer for life, ya'll. Quoting: Only Me Yeah, I'm not trying to put GLP down in any way. To the contrary, I'm celebrating it. Too bad the wifey doesn't appreciate the crazy-in-a-good-way as much as I do. The falt earth is here and the buttering of human beans has begined! Right or wrong, it makes me LOL! The end is nigh when the gaysir holes start erupting! |
| BBQ BOY™ User ID: 71292324 United States12/07/2018 07:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How to count to Potato.  "Never underestimate the pain of a person. In all honesty, everyone is struggling. Just some people are better at hiding it than others." Everyone has to work out their own salvation. Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. |
| Bush Master User ID: 74853530 United States12/07/2018 07:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Data mining is real  |
| mundisaurus.rekt User ID: 73549944 United States12/07/2018 07:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Vamps333 User ID: 41098376 United Kingdom12/07/2018 07:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That nobody knows God's law so they all whorsip lucifers thousands of fake laws like a wearing a seat belt enforced by the little bitches minions the police, death by a thousand cuts and everyone is that brainwashed they welcome it.  Last Edited by Vamps333 on 12/07/2018 07:21 AM Vamps333 |
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