Hot chick at work seems in to me. But I have zero game.

If it ever comes to that, I'll keep you posted!

Use this to guide you in your dealings.

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A tip from your uncle Jim.

This has to be a troll thread because no real man could be this stupid

I could be in those pants in less than 36 hours....promised

how badly do you need this job OP?

ACCURATE AF. HERE'S SOME GREEN

Show her your dong

Does she drink coffee? Maybe bring her a latte tomorrow morning, or whatever you notice her drinking....then you might could start up a conversation, or if it seems you're striking out, you can walk away with a "Happy Holidays".

OP you are a pussy. You flatter yourself, thinking that she is into you. You live in your imaginary world, dreaming her bending over or kneeling in front of you, fulfilling all your nerdy desires.
What especially turns you on, is your continuous thinking she wets her pants every time she sees you.

Long story short: she is not into you. And you enjoy daydreaming more than the actual proceeding into action and next steps into relationship.

You dont have a spine to do that. You are just another weak swedish white male.

Better man up, grow a pair of hairy viking steel balls, take back your country from muslims, and when it is done - deliver the victory to your cherished female colleague on silver platter. She deserves it. All white ladies in Sweden do.

Confidence is everything, as a woman i can say that it doesnt matter what you look like, if you can be funny without being creepy or are cultured and wise and can teach her things that are interesting she will want to keep seeing you. Not speaking is awkward. All women love a man with confidence but that doesnt mean be arrogant or an asshole or disrespectful by being foul and talking about your penis. Pity is also something we dont like. Be yourself just dont try too hard, we can easily pick up on that. If you feel unworthy then dont even try, because you will have self sabotaged yourself before you even took action. Hope this helps.

Get the PDF /book pandoras box, tells u wat to do for every woman type. thank me later.

Go up to her. Whisper in her ear, are you wet, yet? Then slap her on the ass.

If she doesn't run, then say, What are you doing after work? ....wait for response. Then calmly ask her back to your place.

P.S. This guy was my attorney.

Imagine your honeymoon on a turquoise beach and just sitting in the sand, knowing nothing other that you love each other.

Go ahead in time about two days. You are still both in bliss but she asks you why you are on your phone. You just say catching up on news and then you shrug it off and just go do your honeymoon thing.

The next morning she asks if you can move your clothes off the couch next to the bed. Sure, no problem.

Fast forward 1 year, "You never listen to me!". This came out of left field so you try to answer. "It does not work."

You make up and have sex that night. A week later, your business went down because of an ISP issue. You were so happy to leave you didn't bother calling ahead.

You should have.

Next step, she gets half your shit because you were stupid. Extra step - she gets court ordered payments if you spawned with her. And not mac and cheese payments, lobster every night payments, no matter what you make.

*Disclaimer..
This only applies to white males so if you are other than that, no worries.

Playing the game
Selling out
Starting a relationship with one big lie

Here's what you do 1st thing tomorrow at work. Grab her by the pussy and say, "Hi, do you MAGA?"

Chances are she does not MAGA and he has some sex crime awaiting.

I'm right there with you bro, I don't think anyone knows how courtship works today. When I was in the same situation my best guess as to ask her for a date, but that sounded so corny. No body goes on dates anymore it feels like. To me it seems sex only occurs at beer fueled open house parties and maybe you call each other the next day.

I think your best option is to just say how are you, to at least see if you can communicate. You can't fuck until you communicate you know.

I think the direct approach is best.

If she is wearing something very nice to work say..

"I just want to tell you, you look amazing in that dress!"

See how she responds.

If she says "Thanks" and turns away, forget about it.

If she says, "thanks" and keeps eye contact, she is waiting for you to say something else, like "I'd like to get together with you sometime, if you would like."

Yeah, no point in getting married. Maintain a monogamous relationship, but don't get married. It feels like when when women get married they feel like they won something and are now above you. If you stay with her, but always hold off marriage, it keeps her on her toes.

And I would be the type that would get married too, but it seems modern women view love and dedication as character flaws. I think it's because so many women are insecure and devalue themselves, so if any man actually wants to stay with her (as opposed to fuck and dump like all other men) she views him as a loser. "Why would he want to be with me?" And so she's off to find another douchbag who is afraid of sticking with just one woman.
Just my theory.

Female here. Definately do not send the pic. Keep the goods covered until you know that she is ready to discover the rest of the package. You may even want to wait until you know that she is hooked depending on the package.

You know, sometimes a lady gets tired of the jerks and just wants to meet a nice guy. You will not know until you talk to her. Just be friendly. Most people like to talk about themselves like is she new in town. Where did she go to school. Want does she want to do with her life. What does she do for fun. What movies, what music, etc. Get the picture? And yes, some women want the guy to make the first move but not with a pic!

No! That only works if you are a billionaire.

Look I appreciate the honest advice and thank you very much for it, I'll take the truth of the situation for what it is, I don't have a choice anyway, but damn can't you see how much more difficult it is for a man to have any access to intimacy in this world? Again I'm just ranting/venting, but women get to just sit there and judge and all men have to line up and conform, god help you if you have a frog in your throat. I'm trying not to be as angry about this stuff because like you say about feeling unworthy you just self sabotage if you're resentful, and there's already too many threads with the unhappy sperm emoji on this site, the attitude is toxic and annoying, but still. I think women are oblivious about how hard it is for the average man. I bet if we had an honest survey on the matter more than half of men in this country would've not had sex in the past 6 months.



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You just need to be nice. Say hello, smile. Talk about the weather, talk about something at work. Relax. Be yourself. If she doesn't seem responsive then don't push it just move on. Then just be aloof. Leave her wondering. If she does respond, then good for you. Have fun!

This is caveman style. Not billionaire style. If he were a billionaire he'd just say I live on the richest street in the city, I know you want to come over...and she'd instantly fall in love with him once she saw his house.

There's nothing wrong with going caveman.

Jerks, like guitar players, are a dime a dozen. You say she's already shot down some other co-workers? That right there should tell you one thing loud and clear:
DON'T PRETEND TO BE ANYONE BUT WHO YOU ARE.
It always ends the same: a trainwreck. Whether it's with this girl or any other, a façade will always unravel. It sounds like she might know what she's looking for, or at least what she's NOT looking for. Perhaps, if she really has checked you out, it might have something to do with the fact that you haven't accosted her like the other walking hormone factories yet.
Throw away the dick pic advice.
Here are the two things you need.

1) Your Natural Self
Don't try to be anything or anybody else. It's a useless endeavour that you will trip over. Instead just interact with her like you would with any other human that you encounter. The benefit: you will not be wasting mental resources on checking in with how you are presenting yourself, so you might actually find yourself paying attention to her, listening, reacting as you naturally would.
2) Confidence
In this case you don't need to beef yourself up with some pep talk about some skill or attribute about you that could be considered desirable (nice hair, play guitar, big arms, whatever); your confidence can be squarely rooted in the fact that you are not putting up a front - you are just being Your Natural Self. You already sound like a thoughtful person, that's something a lot of men are not. So, fuck it, take it or leave it, I'm [OP]. The benefit: you will be able to look her in the eye, and she will detect that you are not showing her something false.

Square yourself up in these 2 things and let them run on autopilot. This is the best way because you don't need to crowd your brain with the complexities of 'running game'. From here, you COMMUNICATE. Communication with another human is ORGANIC. This could start anywhere, from anything, simple as a 'hey, [name], what's up?' If you are just being yourself and your confidence comes from that, you will always be ready. Listen, and react, instead of thinking about what to say next while she's talking.

That's all I got right now. Good luck OP.

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Who cares! If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be! You can tell if she’s just wants money or not. Try it out! Just be yourself and have fun. Don’t make it harder than it should be. Go for it and give it a whirl. Take it!

women are never interested in sex. ever.

they want to use sex, to keep you involved, because they like you.

women don't want your disease snot inside their body. ever.

why do you imagine women like that any more than you would?

I don't buy what this guy ^ is selling.

DO NOT MAKE A MOVE.

Women are well aware of how the rules work. She can get you on sexual harrassment.

See how she acts around neutral parties with you around. If shes not showing interest not should you not apprach her, make note of her behavior to your boss. She is likely setting up the story already. As in telling her girlfriemds that you are showimg interest in HER. She detects that you are awkward and sees easy prey. No one will question her story that you are coming onto her inappropriately.

Yes, women are evil.

The key signs that she is manipulating you is

1) never does anything that could be construed as her coming onto you. Staring, smiling, suggestive poses but never approaching you or attempting to talk to you.

2) acting completely differently in mixed company

3) you are "prone". You dont have any strong allies. Women pay close attention to these things

You might try to ignore it but in my experience she will try to set up story, as in tell her friends that you are stalking her. When you don't do anything, she needs to cover her credibility so might double down on it, ie. Completely fabricating events, greatly exaggerating, etc.