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Garufal User ID: 76948125 United States 02/10/2019 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It was a code red situation as the stench was overbearing, I had to think fast before anyone realised I was the culprit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76357788 Being a seasoned professional I knew that walking away from the area would drag the foul smell along with me affording all in the vacinity a chance to label me as the offender. I didn’t hesitate and in that moment I seized the day and proclaimed loudly, “For crying out loud, which one of you farted!?!”, while looking at all the McDonalds staff behind the counter. I then screwed up my nose and turned around to judge the reactions on those waiting behind me and not a moment too soon as the lady directly behind me just got her first whiff. Her neck snapped back and her head flung around in absolute disgust as she attempted to cope with the putrid aroma now filling her nostrils. I quickly gauged the look on all the other faces and they appeared to be looking at the staff not me. So I turned around to witness the manager speaking very sternly to all the staff who were present as I blurted out my dismay. One of the female staff was staring at me with dagger eyes and I avoided her gaze so as to not give myself away. I could hear those behind complaining about the disgusting smell and how employees should know better than to do something like that. I received my order with an apology from the manager along with a small discount. Mission accomplished. lol A epiphany I had watering my lawn one day. "Karma is the universal judicial system that NOBODY is Immune from" -Me I LOVE good juicy gossip. Lay it on me. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70425218 United States 02/10/2019 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're semi retarded for making a thread like this. BUT nice, descriptive writing lol. My husband does the same thing in public; letting one go and hoping someone walks through it. Reminds me of when I was a kid. Me and my baby sister were walking through a back isle in target, and I had to far so bad. It was kind of a hot one, so you know the stench factor was a 10. Well, I let it RIP. Then we hurried and got the hell out of that isle and scrambled to the next one over. We see a lady walk through the isle I farted in, and we hear her loudly proclaim "EEEEEW, IT STINKS!" That was one of my mission accomplished moments. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 36271174 United States 02/10/2019 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It was a code red situation as the stench was overbearing, I had to think fast before anyone realised I was the culprit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76357788 Being a seasoned professional I knew that walking away from the area would drag the foul smell along with me affording all in the vacinity a chance to label me as the offender. I didn’t hesitate and in that moment I seized the day and proclaimed loudly, “For crying out loud, which one of you farted!?!”, while looking at all the McDonalds staff behind the counter. I then screwed up my nose and turned around to judge the reactions on those waiting behind me and not a moment too soon as the lady directly behind me just got her first whiff. Her neck snapped back and her head flung around in absolute disgust as she attempted to cope with the putrid aroma now filling her nostrils. I quickly gauged the look on all the other faces and they appeared to be looking at the staff not me. So I turned around to witness the manager speaking very sternly to all the staff who were present as I blurted out my dismay. One of the female staff was staring at me with dagger eyes and I avoided her gaze so as to not give myself away. I could hear those behind complaining about the disgusting smell and how employees should know better than to do something like that. I received my order with an apology from the manager along with a small discount. Mission accomplished. |
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Samuel Colt User ID: 77330860 United States 02/10/2019 03:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're semi retarded for making a thread like this. BUT nice, descriptive writing lol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70425218 My husband does the same thing in public; letting one go and hoping someone walks through it. Reminds me of when I was a kid. Me and my baby sister were walking through a back isle in target, and I had to far so bad. It was kind of a hot one, so you know the stench factor was a 10. Well, I let it RIP. Then we hurried and got the hell out of that isle and scrambled to the next one over. We see a lady walk through the isle I farted in, and we hear her loudly proclaim "EEEEEW, IT STINKS!" That was one of my mission accomplished moments. Crop Dusting cropdusting: The act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the "thick" ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet "dusting" the rest of the room with your flatulence. I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room. Samuel Colt |
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UH.. User ID: 48813111 United States 02/10/2019 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're semi retarded for making a thread like this. BUT nice, descriptive writing lol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70425218 My husband does the same thing in public; letting one go and hoping someone walks through it. Reminds me of when I was a kid. Me and my baby sister were walking through a back isle in target, and I had to far so bad. It was kind of a hot one, so you know the stench factor was a 10. Well, I let it RIP. Then we hurried and got the hell out of that isle and scrambled to the next one over. We see a lady walk through the isle I farted in, and we hear her loudly proclaim "EEEEEW, IT STINKS!" That was one of my mission accomplished moments. Crop Dusting cropdusting: The act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the "thick" ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet "dusting" the rest of the room with your flatulence. I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room. AND YET...THERE IS THE TERM...CARPET BOMBING....I THINK THAT MEANS YOU JUST STAY THERE A BLOW ONE AFTER ANOTHER AFTER ANOTHER....LIKE WHEN YA WANNA BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE OR...IT'S YER RELATIVES |
UH User ID: 48813111 United States 02/10/2019 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're semi retarded for making a thread like this. BUT nice, descriptive writing lol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70425218 My husband does the same thing in public; letting one go and hoping someone walks through it. Reminds me of when I was a kid. Me and my baby sister were walking through a back isle in target, and I had to far so bad. It was kind of a hot one, so you know the stench factor was a 10. Well, I let it RIP. Then we hurried and got the hell out of that isle and scrambled to the next one over. We see a lady walk through the isle I farted in, and we hear her loudly proclaim "EEEEEW, IT STINKS!" That was one of my mission accomplished moments. Crop Dusting cropdusting: The act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the "thick" ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet "dusting" the rest of the room with your flatulence. I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room. AND YET...THERE IS THE TERM...CARPET BOMBING....I THINK THAT MEANS YOU JUST STAY THERE A BLOW ONE AFTER ANOTHER AFTER ANOTHER....LIKE WHEN YA WANNA BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE OR...IT'S YER RELATIVES |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63155543 United States 02/10/2019 09:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nice dissertation OP...you did well. Although that English guy has the best stories, full of vivid, flourished descriptions...This guy is the master of tales! Thread: A man farted in a shop in Pakistan Thread: Man farts on a packed Bus and causes chaos and negative karma Thread: Pakistan Holiday reduced to abject Fart-Hell Thread: Fiend On Coach Farts For 2 hours |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75716984 United States 02/10/2019 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It was a code red situation as the stench was overbearing, I had to think fast before anyone realised I was the culprit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76357788 Being a seasoned professional I knew that walking away from the area would drag the foul smell along with me affording all in the vacinity a chance to label me as the offender. I didn’t hesitate and in that moment I seized the day and proclaimed loudly, “For crying out loud, which one of you farted!?!”, while looking at all the McDonalds staff behind the counter. I then screwed up my nose and turned around to judge the reactions on those waiting behind me and not a moment too soon as the lady directly behind me just got her first whiff. Her neck snapped back and her head flung around in absolute disgust as she attempted to cope with the putrid aroma now filling her nostrils. I quickly gauged the look on all the other faces and they appeared to be looking at the staff not me. So I turned around to witness the manager speaking very sternly to all the staff who were present as I blurted out my dismay. One of the female staff was staring at me with dagger eyes and I avoided her gaze so as to not give myself away. I could hear those behind complaining about the disgusting smell and how employees should know better than to do something like that. I received my order with an apology from the manager along with a small discount. Mission accomplished. Posts like yours is why ACs were barred from posting here for months. |
UH User ID: 48813111 United States 02/10/2019 09:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It was a code red situation as the stench was overbearing, I had to think fast before anyone realised I was the culprit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76357788 Being a seasoned professional I knew that walking away from the area would drag the foul smell along with me affording all in the vacinity a chance to label me as the offender. I didn’t hesitate and in that moment I seized the day and proclaimed loudly, “For crying out loud, which one of you farted!?!”, while looking at all the McDonalds staff behind the counter. I then screwed up my nose and turned around to judge the reactions on those waiting behind me and not a moment too soon as the lady directly behind me just got her first whiff. Her neck snapped back and her head flung around in absolute disgust as she attempted to cope with the putrid aroma now filling her nostrils. I quickly gauged the look on all the other faces and they appeared to be looking at the staff not me. So I turned around to witness the manager speaking very sternly to all the staff who were present as I blurted out my dismay. One of the female staff was staring at me with dagger eyes and I avoided her gaze so as to not give myself away. I could hear those behind complaining about the disgusting smell and how employees should know better than to do something like that. I received my order with an apology from the manager along with a small discount. Mission accomplished. Posts like yours is why ACs were barred from posting here for months. NEGETIVE...PLEASE SEE AND REVIEW THE FART THREADS ABOVE YOUR POST |
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