Why are there no search results for eating a gray alien?

Nothing gray is appealing to any appetite. Like those weenies without all that red food coloring, they are so ugly and uneatable looking, they make you want to throw up.
They look like dead flesh and make your skin crawl.

Could not imagine eating something gray.

If you search on Yandex, there's a link for the above TS site.

It says they taste like fish, so perhaps they taste like an old vagina.

Because they are like Chinese food. You eat a few and an hour later you're still hungry.

Because they are like Chinese food. You eat a few and an hour later you're still hungry.

how do you know this? You ate one before?

Like, surely it's been done before. Right?

Like, surely it's been done before. Right?

Tastes like chicken.

::catfilenails:

I had a cousin that ate an alien.

He said it tasted horrible.

Like old fish.

Yeah, I also recall reading a long time ago about Credo Mutwa talking about certain people eating gray alien flesh, and what happens to a person that does that.

Was very interesting...

They are very weak. If you encounter one, rip off it's arm, and beat it with it's own arm.

They fear us.

It says they taste like fish, so perhaps they taste like an old vagina.

Gray aliens aren't into oral?

Gray aliens aren't into oral?

Ask Huma.

Anyone for some spicy alien BBQ ribs?

I'm pretty sure BBQ BOY will have some killer recipe ideas for that!

*Slurp*