Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol

In your case, natural selection is why you will never get a girlfriend.

It's just nature's way of telling you to get out of the gene pool.

But I'm the anomaly!

Are you waiting on an actual invite? You are nature, go and select!

You had to ruin it.

Please, if you were an anomaly you wouldn't be waiting for... just saying!

I used to be really good looking, now I'm really ugly so it's harder for me to get a gf. Went from a 10 to a 3.

Internet killed the video stars!

Post some pics... Maybe you're not that bad

Natural selection doesn't have anything to do with it.

The key to getting a girlfriend is paper, except for that recovering prostitute I dated one time. She really was intelligent, well-mannered, and interesting to be around. I'll never understand how or why we got together, but she latched on for some reason and we went out and painted the town green. Actually, we went to cello recitals, but that's beside the point.

She had a heroin relapse and had to go away to a recovery program. Have no idea what became of her. But I do hope she continued her Bible studies and her relationship with God.

But, in most cases, paper.

Last Edited by anastasis888 on 03/14/2019 10:36 PM

What happened? You get hit in the face with a shovel or something?

Resources (paper) and heritable traits that attract women will enhance your chances of sexual selection

So you're not fuckable anymore...sorry!

yeh the anomaly of the rule that all organisms reproduce lmao