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Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol

 
Anomaly
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Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
Because I'm at the top of the animal kingdom, it should be easy for me to get a gf lol

I used to be good looking, but I'm ugly now. Still have a little confidence.

Waiting on Natural Selection to do it's part and guide me through life.
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03/14/2019 10:26 PM
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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
In your case, natural selection is why you will never get a girlfriend.

It's just nature's way of telling you to get out of the gene pool.
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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
But I'm the anomaly!
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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
Are you waiting on an actual invite? You are nature, go and select!
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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
But I'm the anomaly!
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You had to ruin it.
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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
But I'm the anomaly!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73871336


Please, if you were an anomaly you wouldn't be waiting for... just saying!
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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
I used to be really good looking, now I'm really ugly so it's harder for me to get a gf. Went from a 10 to a 3.
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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
Internet killed the video stars!
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03/14/2019 10:33 PM

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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
I used to be really good looking, now I'm really ugly so it's harder for me to get a gf. Went from a 10 to a 3.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73871336


Post some pics... Maybe you're not that bad
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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
Natural selection doesn't have anything to do with it.

The key to getting a girlfriend is paper, except for that recovering prostitute I dated one time. She really was intelligent, well-mannered, and interesting to be around. I'll never understand how or why we got together, but she latched on for some reason and we went out and painted the town green. Actually, we went to cello recitals, but that's beside the point.

She had a heroin relapse and had to go away to a recovery program. Have no idea what became of her. But I do hope she continued her Bible studies and her relationship with God.

But, in most cases, paper.

Last Edited by anastasis888 on 03/14/2019 10:36 PM
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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
I used to be really good looking, now I'm really ugly so it's harder for me to get a gf. Went from a 10 to a 3.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73871336


What happened? You get hit in the face with a shovel or something?
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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
Natural selection doesn't have anything to do with it.

The key to getting a girlfriend is paper, except for that recovering prostitute I dated one time. She really was intelligent, well-mannered, and interesting to be around. I'll never understand how or why we got together, but she latched on for some reason and we went out and painted the town green. Actually, we went to cello recitals, but that's beside the point.

She had a heroin relapse and had to go away to a recovery program. Have no idea what became of her. But I do hope she continued her Bible studies and her relationship with God.

But, in most cases, paper.
 Quoting: anastasis888


Resources (paper) and heritable traits that attract women will enhance your chances of sexual selection

Last Edited by Saint Kitty on 03/14/2019 10:42 PM
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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
I used to be really good looking, now I'm really ugly so it's harder for me to get a gf. Went from a 10 to a 3.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73871336


So you're not fuckable anymore...sorry! hf
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Re: Waiting on Natural Selection to help me get a gf lol
But I'm the anomaly!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73871336


yeh the anomaly of the rule that all organisms reproduce lmao