Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls

"suicide:

cant even emote rite

A hydrocele? If so, the surgery for that is not as bad as you would think.

TMI nobody gives a shit dude.

Least I can please the ladies as much as they want

Massage your prostate. Your ejaculation will hit the ceiling.

Like via the rectum?

maybe vibrator in rectum

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No homo

Remember that guy who wrote all of those books on wild foods and natural stuff back in the 70s... What was his name?


It was Euell Gibbons.

A lot of folks on here are probably too young to know of him, but he was very famous. He had a terrible disease and it gave him a purple skin rash all over his scrotum. It was a rare condition and only afflicts one in about 1 in 500,000.


Seriously.

They named a cereal after him too.

Go ask your doctor to check your prostate, you will blow your load I would suspect.

If that fails, find one of those special massage parlours and tell the nice lady you would like your prostate massaging.

Did you let a Silverback Gorilla rush you and not flinch a few years back?

what a loser

i'd wip your ass in real life

Words aren't a solid justification for physical violence.

....500mg of Midol as a suppository and don't call anyone in the morning.