I am Satan.

Look folks, I am not joking/trolling.

I know I am Satan.

Just thought I would let you know...
This ain't really an AMA thread, but you may. We'll see if I respond or not.

Prove you are satan.

Don't mind my flag, I use VPN.

Just one thing I will let you in on.
I am from Belgium.

Yep, BAAL-gium, where our national football/soccer team is called... The Red Devils.

Yeah, how things are named etc... countries shaped (India like a diamond, Japan like a dragon, North America like an eagle with its wings above its body... etc...) there are reasons for this folks.

I can't prove it conclusively.

There are several guys on here that claim to be him.

Who to believe?

:/

I know, I know...

But I truly do know I am, you know...
Lucy is a lying sack of shit. of that I am certain.

In all honesty, do you have any idea what I have been through? Heh.

Trust me, if I would mention EVERYTHING about my life, my phone number, house number, etc, and what I've have been through, just, everything, so many things, I could kinda like.. dno, 30% prove it? Hm. Maybe I'll talk about them in the future.

He's not evil enough. He seems very nice.

I should think satan would have 'that' vibe to him y'know? I will observe you for a while and let you know if I feel it from you. I don't know you well enough yet.

no.

you are just another delusional retard posting on webz.

repent.

And perhaps you will be a son of the Lord.

As testified by the word.

So Satan hates his mommy and daddy?

Thread: I hate my parents.

Last Edited by me5x23 on 05/12/2019 09:06 PM

Of course I have no idea what you've been through.

Please dont mention your phone number or anything like that. It wouldnt be wise.

This calls for a rap battle

This is like one extremely abbreviated form of a couple of things I have been through, but I have been deathly afraid on multiple occasions of being tortured in hell for all of eternity. It's the scariest fucked up crap in almost every way possible.

But, truth be told. I'm not sure I wanna talk about those moments, it's rather difficult.

And, having said that. They were rather different, you see... Not based in reality. It was all a bunch of shit, I am quite certain of that.

It's SO much more though, I kid you not. My life has been the strangest goofball mess in all of human history.

No way would I ever do that, lol.

Let it begin!!

Yep, I know...

AUTOMATICALLY disbelieving it, 'cause it seems to be unrealistic.

That's wrong, to AUTOMATICALLY disbelieve it.

Thats good! You know over the years I've seen people get drunk and give out their info, and its never comfortable to watch.

I almost once did it myself lol

Once upon a time I uploaded one experience of mine to Scribd, I still have it in text format on my computer...

And, I kid you not. It is without a doubt the most inhumane experience in all of human history. And I added a bit of proof to it, to the text file.

I wonder if I should post it again.

Last Edited by deeeeeeeerp on 05/12/2019 09:11 PM

Howdy, Satan. I'm sure you'll fit in just fine here. You will do well with all of the cornholers and commies.

And yes, truth be told, it wouldn't surprise me, if, in fact, the Devil, I, is the angel of music. Heh.

Prove it
Tell me something only I know

Y L L A C I T A M O T U A ?

what do you mean son ?

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Youre not mean enough to be the devil.

Satan is a coward. And people unwillingly worship him even without consent whenever you sign a contract. It is obvious Satan and Satanists are in charge of what stays and what goes. In other words, I have to say you are the worst human being for thinking you're the devil. You're just his follower and should stop while you're ahead.

Why does the Devil have to be mean?
That's quite the misconception to have.

It would really suck to 'wake up' an become conscious to the fact that you are the devil incarnate. Fuck that. Lol

You’re either an idiot or possessed. You are not satan. He is an immaterial spirit that spans the entire globe, not a physical human.