I am a 28 yo virgin. Ask me a question!

Have you ever had sex with a older wom... No you haven't, you're a virgin, disregard...

Well then you shouldn't really be on pornhub every single day should you?

I guess so! :P

Have you missed me?

Hey baby.

Yes, very much.

Do you feel depressed and lonely when you see couples hanging out and holding hands, giggling and enjoying the small things in life together?

just see hoes

lol You haven't, but that's OK.

Um.

No.

I just pray they aren't having recreational sex.

But I have

I made this thread with you in mind.



In fact, every time I make a thread, I hope AG sees it and posts on it.

:)

<3

For real! <3 :DD

dis you?

Thread: I am a 27 year old virgin. Ask me a question.

Jesus freak huh?

Yes

haha Aww

What color are the walls in your masturbatorium?

I don't think I have one of those -riums. But the walls in my apartment are white with a glossy finish.

Which of these traits do you personally believe you possess?
Fat ugly lazy stupid intelligent good looking blonde brown hair black hair blue eyes brown eyes ugly red hair or ugly green eyes adventurous sushi eater vegan salmon eater atheist heart problems emo fag

What is your IQ?

Do you ever feel you might be gay?

I only have positive things to say about myself....

But I'll choose almost black hair, and brown eyes, and a vegan.

Nope

Are you like the Mormon chicks in Utah and still consider yourself a virgin if you take it in the bum ?
Cause it's either you or this thread that is gay. Probably both

No I don't.

Do you touch yourself?

All the time! :)

And you're still alive??

Why would I not be?

Do you find it pathetic that you live with your mum and you are 16 years old? This is what you do with your time?

Good luck with success in life.

I'm 28.

Yeah.

I'm waiting.

Waiting for something to happen.

And I guess I post this stuff in the meantime


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