Woman at work keeps calling me ‘gorgeous’ or ‘handsome’ as she is leaving

She wants you.

Its a compliment, thank her.

She's been checking out your package...

Your teeth aren't as bad as hers.

record it and sue the company for sexual harassment and enjoy the vacation

Report her for sexual harassment

marry her op she's a keeper!!!!!

manipulation

you are obviously ugly so the thing is quite suspicious

trow her some hot coffee in the face and screem: stop creaping me out pervert!
then run for cover like a 12 years old girl craying and bubbling incoherent things like she tried to rape you.

then the following day present yourself like mother theresa with red eyes and your layer to set a compensation from the company. Remember to stop and look into the void crying while you re-enact the daily harassment you have been object to.

while waiting for the cash buy a vacation in a resort all inclusive (alcohol included). while there use your sad story to get pity sex from women.

ahahaha

complain to youre boss that she is sexually harassing you. tell youre boss that you are clearly very gay and you find it very offensive that she would even think that you would in any way be interested in going anywhere near any naked laidies for any reason. then hire a gay expert lawyer to lawsuit her and the company for one million pounds



for the shame and embarrassment you have suffered due to her ignoring yore true gay identity!!

Say “ and you have a very robust rack my dear”

dicker dood!

lmao you are a FUCKING IDIOT if you need other people to tell you she wants your dick. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That’s sexual harassment. Make her stop or report it to HR

enjoy and ignore...trust me. You don't want that shit...dime a dozen and fucked in the head.

LOL

that is very true

Your tats are better than her tats.

Give her the name of your tattoo artist so she can get another dozen.

she is gay

Suck her long and hard.

She is a ladyboy

Does she make you feel good?

Whats your gut first impulse OP?

She’s jonesing on UR pheromone sweat after a 12hr shift.

I got an asian one that tells me she wants to have my baby.

And a homely Indian one the keeps saying “I love you”.
There isn’t enough booze and head bags for that one!

she just walk by and smiled at me as I’m poking this into my phone.

Last Edited by Phillip J. Fry on 07/11/2019 02:49 AM

thanks trin

That's almost sexual harassment, go to your boss and tell on her.

This

It's certainly not because you're bright

And the Hottest asian chick just show up...bending over into the fridge next to the bagger.