Only in Florida: Woman slashes boyfriend because he's too tired for sex.

And on and on and on she kept going...

The bitch been around before my mother's born!
I said, "Cheer up!" so I gave her a hit

I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you bitch!"

She said, "No you're not, " then she starts crying
I says I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lying!"
I says, "I am, go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"

Okay, but they say in the article that Xanax is an antidepressant. It is not. It's a benzodiazepine.

They need to get better informed journalists, or at least some who know how to do just a little bit of research.


And yes, that's a scary looking woman....

Last Edited by cosmicgypsy on 07/11/2019 02:22 PM

It would be really ironic if her boyfriend was Slash from GnR

Women are going crazy about sex these days.

Good lord.. That's the type of woman you put on a bus and send away

"Round trip?"

"No, one way please....I'll pay extra"

no shi-. she KNEW dude was tired of her meth ways