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| Torchie Offer Upgrade  User ID: 77354011  United States10/01/2019 05:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Fellow GLP Horse Friends, help me wish Trained Noticer a Surprise happy birthday!  and are here too!Can you hear me whinnying over the donkeys braying? If so, come with me down to the barn area, help yourself to some mint julep from my trough, and make this day one that will be remembered fondly for a long time to come. Horseplay allowed! Trained Noticer should be coming through the gate soon now! His walk is strong with a long stride. No forging.  untying the shoelaces of the internet one post at a time love tastes best from teal buckets go GIT in your STALL! a Spark does not fall far from the Torchie |
| Torchie (OP) User ID: 77354011 United States10/01/2019 05:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If he were a horse - what a great one he would be. Horses love humans – they can open a feed bag pronto, or unlock the gate to the field. And they are fun to nuzzle. But they can’t gallop worth a damn…. have you ever heard someone say: That’s a mighty fine trot on that there human! Never! Here is his pedigree: Trained Noticer, out of Sue-Z-Cue by Mount Vernon Junior. Like Traveller (see below), Southern born and bred.  Thank God he is a farmer. Best kind of human to be! Last Edited by Torchie on 10/01/2019 06:03 AM untying the shoelaces of the internet one post at a time love tastes best from teal buckets go GIT in your STALL! a Spark does not fall far from the Torchie |
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| Torchie (OP) User ID: 77354011 United States10/01/2019 05:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are three very famous horses that should have been in Trained Noticer's pedigree somewhere, if he were a horse. You may have heard of them. If not, here they are! 1. Bucephalus, the black stallion untameable by anyone except Alexander the Great!  2. Traveller, the favorite mount of General Robert E. Lee:  3. And my favorite, for she was a chestnut like me, Kincsem! She ran in 54 races and WON 54 RACES. A record never equaled.  she was a chestnut like me, here she is portrayed in a movie!  Links will be provided for these three. Now let the party begin! [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] - Kincsem [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] - Bucephalus [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] - Traveller Last Edited by Torchie on 10/01/2019 10:05 AM untying the shoelaces of the internet one post at a time love tastes best from teal buckets go GIT in your STALL! a Spark does not fall far from the Torchie |
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ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator 10/01/2019 06:36 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday! I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800  The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
| Trained Noticer Forum Moderator User ID: 76014573 United States10/01/2019 06:37 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once again, Torchie, you are creatively mischievous! Opening gates and letting the other horses out, stepping through fences, climbing stairs, and punching giant keyboards are not your only talents. Thanks for the nice wake up to this day, to you and all well wishers. GLP friends are cherished!  For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
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| Torchie (OP) User ID: 77354011 United States10/01/2019 06:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once again, Torchie, you are creatively mischievous! Quoting: Trained Noticer Opening gates and letting the other horses out, stepping through fences, climbing stairs, and punching giant keyboards are not your only talents. Thanks for the nice wake up to this day, to you and all well wishers. GLP friends are cherished! you notice how he showed up when the shaker appeared? that's the ticket! untying the shoelaces of the internet one post at a time love tastes best from teal buckets go GIT in your STALL! a Spark does not fall far from the Torchie |
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| LittleMe I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 77089524 United States10/01/2019 06:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have a blessed day!  |
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| FarMore User ID: 77941300 United States10/01/2019 07:17 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy b-day to ya TN!  Last Edited by FarMore on 10/01/2019 07:18 AM Jude 1:4 "For there are certain men crept in privily, even they who were of old written of beforehand unto this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying our only Master and Lord, Jesus Christ." |
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| Torchie (OP) User ID: 77354011 United States10/01/2019 08:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did you come from under the ocean? The Netherlands is a long way away!   Last Edited by Torchie on 10/01/2019 08:10 AM untying the shoelaces of the internet one post at a time love tastes best from teal buckets go GIT in your STALL! a Spark does not fall far from the Torchie |
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