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Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!

 
Pierre
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02/20/2020 08:06 PM
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Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
Hello GLP. I have some good news to share. I was infected with the coronavirus 7 weeks ago and have since recovered. Ever since, every day my strength increases, my old visible scars are healing fast and my age is visibly going backwards in the mirror.

My mind is on point. My lifts at the gym have increased 20% 1RM.

It appears the virus has upgraded my DNA. I am caucasian.
Cheops

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02/20/2020 08:08 PM

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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
Wait until you get the second virus that delivers the payload.
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02/20/2020 08:11 PM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
It is a terrible shame for the Chinese yet it appears after the flu symptoms for a white person, the benefits are incredible.

I can only speculate why this is so. I suspect it has been designed to fast track particular genetic lineages into the future and stop others. A shocking concept, eugenics and Hitler come to mind. Could we be participants in a deliberate global experiment right now? Every day I feel more fantastic. I hope this continues, soon I might start floating or develop psychokinetic powers perhaps haha
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02/20/2020 08:12 PM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
Wait until you get the second virus that delivers the payload.
 Quoting: Cheops


I already did. Got struck with the heart pains, angina, palpitations a week after the lung symptoms for a few days but overcame it. Now I feel invincible.
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02/20/2020 08:12 PM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
I agree. I think ALL ‘white’ people should seek out COVID-19 to infect themselves with.
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02/20/2020 08:14 PM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
Oh really. Then you will really like the “mark”. Deny him and get your normal Right handed helix changed with a special marker.


ge·net·ic mark·er
noun
a gene or short sequence of DNA used to identify a chromosome or to locate other genes on a genetic map.

You surely won’t die. If you take the “mark” you will know the mystery of good and evil and live forever.

3.5 years more. lol.
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
I agree. I think ALL ‘white’ people should seek out COVID-19 to infect themselves with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75526109


A curious idea, and I am truly tempted to support this and encourage others to do so. I would recommend being prepared though with some cardioprotective herbs to make sure you survive the second attack on the heart.

FYI, my genetic lineages are traced back to scotland and france.
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02/20/2020 08:19 PM
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sure OP. keep dreaming.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/20/2020 08:20 PM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
My diet hasnt changed yet ive lost fat around my midsection and definitely gained muscle. My skin is smoother, my hair is thicker, my reaction time is quicker, I have no fear, only confidence. Its like it has hacked my mind even.
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02/20/2020 08:22 PM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
You guys are really weird.
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02/20/2020 08:26 PM

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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
women used to use arsenic to whiten their skin.
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02/20/2020 08:28 PM
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I call this a fake bullshit stupid post, who said you had the corona
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02/20/2020 08:31 PM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
women used to use arsenic to whiten their skin.
 Quoting: MissCleo


thats something the chinese do and the black women in jamaica.
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02/20/2020 08:40 PM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
After 6 Coronas I feel like I’m fuckin invincible

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03/10/2020 02:39 AM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
Okay so I know this will sound about as whack as this thread, but...

Every time I get a flu or viral infection I get really sick compared to other people.

I was really sick a couple weeks back and strongly suspect it was corona (cough, 39°C fever, pneumonia in both lungs).

Of course Canada is only testing people who have travelled or who live with a suspected case.

However, I feel like a million dollars now.

I think it's probably just from the usual benefits of a viral infection. The immune system kicks into overdrive and attacks everything. The extra white blood cells wipe out random things. In addition, I refuse to take Tylenol and always let the fever run.

So, I think, between the fever, inflammation, new white blood cells being produced, it's kind of like an immune system which was bored with nothing to do hitting the gym and getting built.

I don't think it upgrades your DNA though.
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03/10/2020 02:44 AM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
Hello GLP. I have some good news to share. I was infected with the coronavirus 7 weeks ago and have since recovered. Ever since, every day my strength increases, my old visible scars are healing fast and my age is visibly going backwards in the mirror.

My mind is on point. My lifts at the gym have increased 20% 1RM.

It appears the virus has upgraded my DNA. I am caucasian.
 Quoting: Pierre 78503525


If you do some digging, there was a conspiracy theory that postulates exactly what you describe. Rather strange.

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03/10/2020 02:46 AM
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Have you started spinning webs yet.

spock
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03/10/2020 03:44 AM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
Wait until you get the second virus that delivers the payload.
 Quoting: Cheops


I already did. Got struck with the heart pains, angina, palpitations a week after the lung symptoms for a few days but overcame it. Now I feel invincible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78503525


Same here. I can attest to this.

I'm waiting on the third virus mutation to hit which should deliver super human abilities
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03/10/2020 03:48 AM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
Hello GLP. I have some good news to share. I was infected with the coronavirus 7 weeks ago and have since recovered. Ever since, every day my strength increases, my old visible scars are healing fast and my age is visibly going backwards in the mirror.

My mind is on point. My lifts at the gym have increased 20% 1RM.

It appears the virus has upgraded my DNA. I am caucasian.
 Quoting: Pierre 78503525


What were you before you were caucasian?

$
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03/10/2020 03:49 AM
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I agree. I think ALL ‘white’ people should seek out COVID-19 to infect themselves with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75526109


n i 666er
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03/10/2020 03:54 AM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
Wait until you get the second virus that delivers the payload.
 Quoting: Cheops


I already did. Got struck with the heart pains, angina, palpitations a week after the lung symptoms for a few days but overcame it. Now I feel invincible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78503525


I am glad that your Vagina is feeling much better now. hf
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03/10/2020 04:11 AM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
What blood type are you OP? I am wondering if folks who are rh- will have an easier time.
tangoman55

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03/10/2020 04:35 AM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
It is a terrible shame for the Chinese yet it appears after the flu symptoms for a white person, the benefits are incredible.

I can only speculate why this is so. I suspect it has been designed to fast track particular genetic lineages into the future and stop others. A shocking concept, eugenics and Hitler come to mind. Could we be participants in a deliberate global experiment right now? Every day I feel more fantastic. I hope this continues, soon I might start floating or develop psychokinetic powers perhaps haha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78503525



Can't you just sense Bill Gates grubby mitts all over it?

His old man is still about, he was a eugenicist too.

I bet the Rothschilds etc. aren't going to get it.
tangoman55
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03/10/2020 04:56 AM
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Re: Good news on coronavirus! It upgrades the DNA of some people!
Wait until you get the second virus that delivers the payload.
 Quoting: Cheops


I already did. Got struck with the heart pains, angina, palpitations a week after the lung symptoms for a few days but overcame it. Now I feel invincible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78503525


Such a Liar. Now this is a HOAX





GLP